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Number one, I would have bought Piątek. 31m and we OWN HIM. 27m to loan an ageing Higs for 18 months. With the 275m from loan army sales Barella 45m Militão 45m Tonali 25m Lozano 40m Ben Chilwell 45m Nicolas Pepe 60m (Lille would take that) Sarabia 15m release clause Total 275m Zero net spend Then sell (we have no choice) on 2 CHO 45m Eden 80m plus Hakimi Willian 45m AC 30m Pedro 15m Alonso 45m Giroud 10m Barkley 25m Drinkwater 20m Zappacosta 15m Emerson 20m 350m total in sales I then buy Jovic 50m Mbappe 265m Junior Firpo 45m Ake 40m Gunn 15m 65m net spend For all LOOK at that team We have for 65m NET spend It includes MBAPPE FFS And HG is fine GK Kepa GK Angus Gunn HG GK Bulka HG CB Rudiger CB Militão CB Ake HG CB Azpi CB Ampadu HG LB Chilwell HG LB Junior Firpo RB Achraf Hakimi RB Reece James HG DH DMF Jorginho DH DMF Sandro Tonali CMF Kante CMF Nicolo Barella AMF Pablo Sarabia AMF RLC HG LW Mbappe LW Hirving Lozano RW Nicolas Pepe RW Pulisic CF Jovic CF Piątek CF Tammy HG THAT TEAM COULD WIN THE TREBLE no way anyone would be able to convince me it couldn't It is so deep so versatile Zero weaknesses So young too Dynasty time

I don't normally do a rash, juvenile tweet driveby style post, but FFS this shit pisses me off Higuain BETTER come good in a HUGE way or I hope Sarri is tossed out on his chain-smoking arse!!

Fuck the board, fuck Sarri for ONLY £31.5m we could have been set for next 8 years or so, at least partially at striker debut (and only 1st half) yep, he really looks a bang average (lets see what else was said) high risk, unproven, fluke goal scoring, small team playing piece of shit first 27 minutes he scored more goals than Higuain has since October

sorry was late putting it up, was calculating selling off all but 11 of loan army (keeping 3 to main, 8 out on loan for new max) £250 to £275m generated in other words, would pay for Mbappe

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£250-275m, (counting final sale of Morata, as well as the 2 on main who should be on loan and sold, Piazon and Van Ginkel), and that is keeping Main squad next year Tammy Pulisic Reece James 8 out on loan (if that is the max) Mount Tomori Sterling Clarke-Salter Chalobah Palmer Dasilva Brown

I wanted so badly for Santa to bring me a new Hermès Birkin, but then Sarri told me that Marina said Santa doesn't exist.

If he is right we are well and truly fucked. Willian deffo needs to put more crosses in from the right as he is right-footed. Shame he is a ball hog. Azpi needs to do more too, but he has to lag back because Alonso couldn't defend Barbie from Domestic Abuse Ken. Alonso is also statistically the worst crosser in all of the Big Five leagues. Get him off our team!!!

Chelsea want £6m loan fee for star to leave this week after angering Maurizio Sarri ANDREAS CHRISTENSEN is keen to leave Chelsea before Thursday with Juventus and Borussia Dortmund lining up bids. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/756497/Chelsea-loan-Maurizio-Sarri-Andreas-Christensen-Borussia-Dortmund-Juventus-Transfer-News

I am so sick (NOTHING to do with you posting, nor anyone else, please keep it up!) of hearing about all these fucking dregs we have out on loan its a fucking joke SELL THEM THE FUCK OFF and buy decent players, ffs

Now is the time to get Myziane Maolida on the cheap, I think he is too talented to not come good, with the right manager (which Nice lacks in Patrick Vieira IMHO)

Risk as in what? If he is tossed in as makeweight in a cash plus deal for Hazard, the risk would be mitigated to a point, as long as the cash is right. We simply have to upgrade at both fullback positions, in terms of Sarriball. That is exactly what we need. Not a whole lot of great RB's out there who are now remotely available. The board fucked up on Cancelo for multiple windowsand now he is top 5 in the world, as I predicted for ages. My 2nd choice is Valentino Lazaro, another ex winger, but I see ZERO links from us to him (GRRRRR) only other decent options Aaron Wan-Bissaka (and is HG), deffo my 3rd choice Denzel Dumfries PSV (has really exploded onto scene at 22, he now starts at times for Dutch national team, very big (1.89m), strong, pacey) Elseid Hysaj £45m for his is outrageously overpriced Nélson Semedo (good luck getting Barca to part with him) Benjamin Henrichs (good shot at him, especially if Monaco gets relegated, they have so many RB's too)

Its the Sibneft mafia, they dont get sacked sorta like

Totally off topic but what do you think of my number one RB target, Achraf Hakimi? I want him included in any Real Madrid deal we do for Hazard.

Sarri needs to make him watch 25 hours of José Callejón footage.

Pretty much, unless we go back to 1930's footie with defensive forwards, lolol.

solution offer Nice Giroud for Myziane Maolida

there, fixed!

Its maddening! To make it worse, when Willian just goes direct and quick and with purpose, he IS fucking deadly. He is still pacey as hell and can shoot, but somehow he thinks he is fucking Neymar, or to go really old school......

Well, he can always drown his sorrows with the best champagne in the world!!

THAT I do think he is superb at. I do trust his defensive skillset. I think that is why Sarri plays him so much.

“I want a new challenge” – Man City youngster says he’s set to leave the club, confirms offers http://sportwitness.co.uk/i-want-new-challenge-man-city-attacker-says-hes-set-leave-club-confirms-offers/ Manchester City youngster Dodi Rasmussen El’Circy has told the Danish media he won’t be renewing his contract with the Premier League champions beyond this summer as he’s looking for a new challenge. The 15 year old is currently playing for Manchester City’s U18 side but it seems he wants to find a new club in the summer, with the possibility of holding talks with interested parties next month. Speaking to BT.dk, Rasmussen El’Circy was asked about his future with Manchester City with his contract set to expire: “My contract runs out this summer, and I’m not going to renew it. I want to go to another club because I want a new challenge. I want to try something new and hopefully get first team football.” The youngster added: “Manchester City tells me that I have a good chance of getting big. I’ve had a lot of offers. Now I just have to choose. I do that in February.” snip