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5 nil atm even their scrubs look dangerous of course San Marino are pure shite

Bastoni on 💙

the gap between Mendy as a regular open play GK and Mendy as a pen saver is CRAY he is HORRID at pens and surely, if we all know Willy is a pen master, Tuchel knows it is the cause of the biggest Chels GK drama in club history the Kepa v Sarri nightmare

I think Citeh will have more nerves and ffs, use Willy if we go to pens!!!!! I would have had him watching no stop vids of Citeh and pens fill his brain so it's 2nd nature no matter who takes them for them

you forgot the ultimate not show up 😿 on the positive side, that is pretty much ever shit game we have had under Tuchel, other than his first game (nil nil with wolves) and the 1 1 draw with SOTON, as we got robbed in that Manure game (same as the first Manure game under Lamps)

I always think about transfer market, it is a huge interest if mine, and nothing much left to think about in terms of CL final. We have all players healthy, we have little pressure in us for a final, and I trust Tuchel to stop fucking about with the tinkering. I am so hoping Werner and Havertz and Pulisic and/Ziyech come up with huge games, plus our MF stays strong and we play defence to our normal Tuchel level. I am not freaking out at all. De Bruyne is key to shut down, and there are 2 wild card players who truly worry me, in terms of bounce back, Sterling and Agüero. The rest we know are all class. Only benefit we have is that Cancelo is likely forced to play LB again, as a wrong footed player. If he was a left-footer, dog help us.

lol, Ralph Honigstein tossing shade (and correcting a stooge) roflmaooooooooooooooooo

€125m (likely over €150m once bonuses and agent fees are counted) for a 29yo (in 3 weeks) LB/CB who will insist on playing DMF (where you already have the the 2nd best, arguably, (after Kimmich) on the planet in Casemiro) is madness completely dead money his value plummets after this season as a CB he is so dependent on pace, and that will start to go after 2 years or so, plus he is not a large lad (slender and only 1.80m, and I think more like 1.78m) so is likely to start to get injured more too, and is vulnerable to crosses as a 24-25yo LB, hell yes, he is worth that for 5 years not now IMHO

2021 International Friendly Italy San Marino http://www.sportnews.to/sports/2021/frendly-italie-vs-san-marino-s1/ https://socceronline.me/italy-vs-san-marino-live/stream-2

Juve and the mafia thug Agnelli clan can go get fucked with a jackhammer

Biggest players who might move this summer or next Jan Oblak Gianluigi Donnarumma Marquinhos Raphaël Varane Alessandro Bastoni Milan Skriniar José María Giménez Dayot Upamecano David Alaba Stefan de Vrij Kalidou Koulibaly Jules Koundé Pau Torres Edmond Tapsoba Niklas Süle Ibrahima Konaté Ben White Duje Caleta-Car Theo Hernández Robin Gosens Nuno Mendes Achraf Hakimi Ricardo Pereira Emerson Royal Nordi Mukiele Declan Rice Rúben Neves Marcelo Brozovic Boubacar Kamara Douglas Luiz Manuel Locatelli Denis Zakaria Kalvin Phillips Aurélien Tchouaméni Boubakary Soumaré Eduardo Camavinga Sergej Milinković-Savić Nicolò Barella Paul Pogba Youri Tielemans Saúl Ñíguez Marco Verratti Jude Bellingham Houssem Aouar Rodrigo de Paul Carlos Soler Ryan Gravenberch Bruno Guimarães Jack Grealish Philippe Coutinho Christian Eriksen Sadio Mané Raheem Sterling Heung-min Son Mikel Oyarzabal Kingsley Coman Wilfried Zaha Eden Hazard Moussa Diaby Pedro Neto Allan Saint-Maximin Mohamed Salah Jadon Sancho Lionel Messi Ousmane Dembélé Hirving Lozano Leon Bailey Gabriel Veron Raphinha Emiliano Buendía Ismaïla Sarr Samuel Chukwueze Gareth Bale Federico Bernardeschi Matheus Pereira Paulo Dybala Kylian Mbappé Harry Kane Erling Haaland Romelu Lukaku Lautaro Martínez Gabriel Jesus Robert Lewandowski Roberto Firmino Anthony Martial Cristiano Ronaldo Dominic Calvert-Lewin Memphis Depay André Silva Andrea Belotti Jonathan David Dusan Vlahovic Sergio Agüero Patson Daka Adam Hlozek Paul Onuachu

Official Chelsea’s Champions League final squad: Goalkeepers: Edouard Mendy, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Willy Caballero (if pens, he is a MUST, old Willy can go out in a blue blaze of glory) Defenders: Antonio Rudiger, Marcos Alonso, Andreas Christensen, Thiago Silva, Kurt Zouma, Ben Chilwell, Reece James (RWB), Cesar Azpilicueta (RCB), Emerson Midfielders: Jorginho, N’Golo Kante, Mateo Kovacic, Mason Mount, Billy Gilmour, Tino Anjorin Forwards: Tammy Abraham, Christian Pulisic, Timo Werner, Olivier Giroud, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Hakim Ziyech, Kai Havertz

‘OUTSTANDING’: TUCHEL SAYS LIVERPOOL LINKED ACE IS ‘ONE OF THE CRAZIEST NATURAL TALENTS’ https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/05/28/outstanding-tuchel-says-liverpool-linked-ace-is-one-of-the-craziest-natural-talents/ Speaking to Soccer Am’s YouTube channel, Chelsea manager Thomas Tuchel has been waxing-lyrical about reported Liverpool target Ousmane Dembele. Liverpool have been linked with a summer move for Dembele for quite some time now, with Fabrizio Romano claiming that the Reds have always had an eye on the Frenchman. Tuchel clearly believes that he’s a quality player. WHAT’S BEEN SAID? Tuchel was asked who is the best player he’s ever managed, and he believes that Dembele is amongst the greatest he’s ever coached. “One of the first names that comes to mind is Ousmane Dembele when he came to Dortmund. He had a natural talent and he was very outstanding,” Tuchel said. “We had Mats Hummels, we had Gundogan, Mhitaryan, Aubameyang. I’m forgetting top players, “But Ousmane Dembele was one of the craziest natural talents because he could shoot free kicks with his left and with his right, take corners from the left and then going to another corner and doing an inswinger with the right. Dribbling, running, passing. He was on the highest level at just 18 years old when his development wasn’t finished,” Tuchel said. Photo by Pedro Salado/Quality Sport Images/Getty Images WHAT A TALENT Tuchel only coached Dembele for one season when he was a teenager, but he believes he’s amongst the best players he’s ever coached. Bear in mind the fact that Tuchel has managed the likes of Kylian Mbappe, Neymar and N’Golo Kante and it’s easy to see just how big this praise is. Dembele is undoubtedly a fantastic talent, and with Liverpool reportedly eyeing him up, we can only hope we get the chance to see him play in the Premier League sooner rather than later. Photo by David S. Bustamante/Soccrates/Getty Images In other news, 'Sack Arteta if this happens': Some Arsenal fans panic over 'worrying' William Saliba rumour

well our '50 quid for some soiled panties' porn actress fanbase turned out 🤣

good, we are wearing our regular blue home kits https://www.instagram.com/stories/chelseafc/2582851512155066188/

Conor Gallagher wins West Bromwich Albion Young Player of the Season award https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2021/5/28/22457804/conor-gallagher-wins-west-bromwich-albion-young-player-of-the-season-award Conor Gallagher had a rather impressive loan stint with West Bromwich Albion, with the 21-year-old going on to make 32 appearances for the Baggies across all competitions. While he was unable to help his side retain their place in the Premier League, the Chelsea loanee was one of their most vital players — under both coaches, Slaven Bilić and Sam Allardyce — and he has shown tremendous growth over the past year. West Brom decided to recognize Gallagher’s contributions by awarding him with their Young Player of the Season award. Congrats, Conor! Notable past winners of this award include the likes of Sam Field, Rekeem Harper and Dara O’Shea. Gallagher himself had won Chelsea’s Academy Player of the Year in 2019. Gallagher, who has scored 2 goals and provided 2 assists this season, is expected to be a part of Chelsea’s preseason for next season and is one of the frontrunners to be part of next generation of youngsters who should be integration into the first-team.

Bayern Munich confirm signing of Reading left-back Omar Richards on free transfer https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/bayern-confirm-signing-of-reading-left-back-omar-richards/1dupygboyi0f71njdum8ozu78t

Lazio confirm Inzaghi exit as coach prepares to take over at Inter https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/lazio-confirm-inzaghi-exit-as-coach-prepares-to-take-over-at/jy99oi720l4016he310k5ts25 The Italian tactician has officially departed Stadio Olimpico amid reports he is set to replace Antonio Conte at Inter Lazio have confirmed that head coach Simone Inzaghi has left the club ahead of a move to take over at Serie A rivals Inter. Inzaghi is set to replace Antonio Conte at San Siro following the 51-year-old's decision to part company with the Nerazzurri on Wednesday. Inzaghi's departure from Stadio Olimpico has now been formally announced, bringing an end to his five-year stint in charge.

Callum Hudson-Odoi has no plans of leaving Chelsea this summer https://sportslens.com/callum-hudson-odoi-has-no-plans-of-leaving-Chelsea-this-summer/359404/ Chelsea forward Callum Hudson-Odoi is prepared to fight for his future and has no plans of leaving the Blues this summer, Goal.com reports. The 21-year-old has had another tough season with the west London club, where he has struggled to secure regular playing time. It was recently reported that the Blues were open to parting ways with Hudson-Odoi, with interest from German giants Borussia Dortmund. However, it appears that the England international has no desire to leave and won’t accept being a makeweight for either Harry Kane or Jadon Sancho. The Blues have not seen the best of Hudson-Odoi in recent years, but it is claimed that the club still have confidence in the player’s ability. Sportslens view: Hudson-Odoi has registered five goals and five assists from 37 games this term, but he has averaged just 50 minutes per appearance. The youngster has the potential to become a top-class player, but he has struggled to find consistency to stake a claim for a regular role. When Thomas Tuchel arrived as the manager in January, he played him regularly in the right wing-back position ahead of Reece James. However, within a few weeks, Hudson-Odoi dropped down the pecking order, with James and Cesar Azpilicueta getting the nod. Tuchel recently urged Hudson-Odoi to work harder to live up to his potential, and the forward seems prepared to stay patient. He has three years remaining on his £120,000-a-week contract, and next season could be make-or-break for him with the Blues.

Paul Scholes labels his critics 'bellends' and hits back at the 'shit' he has received after downplaying Villarreal's Europa League final chances against his former club Manchester United - while making a dig at Unai Emery's tactics https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9627645/Paul-Scholes-labels-critics-b-ends-Villarreal-verdict-comes-bite.html

Manchester City and Chelsea fans involved in clashes with Porto police and each other after bars shut at 10.30pm... with thousands more supporters set to arrive ahead of Champions League final https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9627549/Manchester-City-Chelsea-fans-involved-violent-clashes-Porto-police-other.html

one and done semis are bullshit

2 are dregs would have a FIT if they came here Bentancur got a lot of hype only because he was at Juve (he is oki, nothing that special) Lamps was insane to covet Dembele Torreira is a little mini thug pocket goon, I would love to kick him in the jacobs (he is one of those cunts who tries to do leg breakers)