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fucking raging

zero chance that was a red!!! it was off his fucking leg first

FUCK OFF ANTHONY TAYLOR

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what a header from Kai!!!

2021-22 English Premier League Liverpool Chelsea http://www.sportnews.to/sports/2021/premier-league-liverpool-vs-Chelsea-s1/ https://www.totalsportek.com/football/premier-league/liverpool-vs-Chelsea-live-stream/

woot Conor on a hattie

Saul Niguez's move to Chelsea breaks down over playing time concerns https://www.90min.com/posts/Chelsea-transfer-news-saul-niguez-move-breaks-down-atletico-madrid Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez has decided against a move to Chelsea this transfer window after he was not given assurances of regular playing time by Thomas Tuchel. The 26-year-old has been given permission by Atletico to find another club this summer, and were willing to send him to the club of his choosing should they have agreed terms with them. 90min revealed on Thursday that Chelsea had reached an agreement with La Liga's champions, and that only a clause regarding a potential future transfer was all that was left to be ironed out. However, the move has hit the rocks after Saul was not given assurances that he would consistently feature at Stamford Bridge. He had also been attracting interest from Man Utd, but a move there now also looks unlikely after they reached a deal with Juventus to re-sign Cristiano Ronaldo. Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez decides against Chelsea move https://sportslens.com/atletico-madrid-midfielder-saul-niguez-decides-against-Chelsea-move/383344/

2021-22 English Premier League Aston Villa Brentford https://www.totalsportek.com/football/premier-league/aston-villa-vs-brentford-live-stream/

2021-22 English Premier League West Ham United Crystal Palace http://www.sportnews.to/sports/2021/premier-league-west-ham-united-vs-crystal-palace-s2/ https://www.totalsportek.com/football/premier-league/west-ham-united-vs-crystal-palace-live-stream/

2021-22 English Premier League Norwich City Leicester City http://www.sportnews.to/sports/2021/premier-league-norwich-city-vs-leicester-city-s4/ https://www.totalsportek.com/football/premier-league/norwich-city-vs-leicester-city-live-stream/

2021-22 English Premier League Manchester City Arsenal http://www.sportnews.to/sports/2021/premier-league-manchester-city-vs-arsenal-s1/ https://www.totalsportek.com/football/premier-league/manchester-city-vs-arsenal-live-stream/

we didn't underestimate on 2012 we smashed a really good Monterrey side in the semis and had the utterly rotten luck to face the best non UEFA side (that Copa Libertadores-winning Corinthians team) since the Brasilians won the first 3 FWCC's plus fucking Rafa had a poor game plan, that cunt other than Moscow 2008, that 2012 final haunts me the most of any final we have choked on. with the 2008 League cup final loss to spuds 3rd (only because it was spuds and the way Cech choked and then the last shot of game we hit the post) and of course the last two are the two pen shootout losses on the Super Cup, to Liverpool in 2019 in pens, then 5th, then pens loss to Bayern in 2013 it is just horrid to be the only UEFA fails since the first 3 FWCC's if we win in December and had won in 2012, we would the all-time best global comp English side Manure would have 2 global trophies, but 2 finals losses too, when they collapsed at the 2000 FWC, crashed out in group stage, which is still the all-time worst performance for a UEFA team and they were beaten in the old Intercontinental Cup in 1968),. Liverpool are even worse, they are 1 win, 3 losses in global finals, and Forest and Villa lost their only global finals, in 1980, and 1982, respectively plus we would have tied Real Madrid with 22 total trophies since 2004 (but still tied for 4th overall, trailing Bayern with 36, Barca with 35, and PSG with 30, although ALL of PSG's are easy domestic league trophies, they are shit at Europe level) English sides are terrible in global club cups only 3 wins and 8 fails (7 of them finals losses) including the only group stage crash out by a UEFA club Spain is the best with 11 wins 4 losses in global finals (7 and 1 in FWCC finals, with Barca losing in 2006 to a super Internacional (Porto Allegre) side (the last of the 3 Brasilian victories in a row, and last ever UEFA loss, until we choked in 2012) Italy has 9 wins, 5 losses in global finals Brasil has 10 wins, but 9 losses Argentina has 9 wins too, but 13 losses, including no wins, 4 losses in FWCC finals Germany has 5 wins 2 loses in global finals Uruguay 6 wins, 2 losses but all were in the old Intercontinental Cup, and the last time a Uruguayan team (Nacional, who were 3 and 0 in finals, Peñarol were 3 and 2) won was 1988 The Netherlands are 3 and 1 (Ajax 2, Feyenoord 1, and Eindhoven lost their single IC final) Portugal are 2 and 2, Porto won the IC twice (including 2004 the very last IC ever, and after Mou came to us, and they barely beat the worst IC club finalist ever, Once Caldas, in pens after a 0-0 bore fest ), Benfica lost both their IC finals the only 2 other countries to win any Paraguay (1 win, and lost 2) and Yugoslavia ( 1 win no defeats, Red Star Belgrade in the 1991 IC)

it is BULLSHIT motherfuckers are game playing to assfuck us due to Rice 🤬 and they are fools too as Zouma was a massive missing piece their only actual weaknesses are at CB and CF (they have ONE CF on the squad, Antonio, lol) this is all of their CB's (their only Under 31yo CB, Diop, has been a semi-bust, see his MV ) they only have 4 on the squad, and Reid is dogshit bad, zero minutes so far, and no EPL minutes since he blew out his knee in March 2018 they are FOOLs to not buy Zouma and a decent backup CF I hope they fucking crash and burn

those are the 4 teams left in the Copa Libertadores there is almost zero chance we lose the FWCC semi-final against some scrub non South American side and it is really likely the Copa team win their FWCC semi-final too so do not understand what you are saying only once in history (the first FWCC in 2000 that was under a different format and had two crazy good Brasil sides in it, the only time ever a Federation got two teams) has the UEFA champions league winners not made the final (Manure in 2000) only 4 times in history has a non South American or non Mexican side (one Mexican side made it, last one (held in February 2021 due to COVID), when Palmeiras was rocked by COVID) not been in the final The non SA/Mex sides were crushed in their 4 finals, by a combined score of 13 to 3 we will play one of 3 teams in the semi from these 3 groups or or

and this pikey claim (Zouma is damaged goods) destroys his value to sell him to another side motherfuckers

what the fuckery 🤬 as it stands 1 win (Lukaku, a massive win) but 4 big losses (Kounde, Håland, Hakimi in, and Zouma out) fuck West Ham pikey cunts I wonder if they were playing games all along, to get back at us for the bullshit charge of tapping up Rice

Tiemoué Bakayoko at AC Milan, it's done! The player is expected in the next few hours in Milan. Extension to Chelsea and loan with option to buy subject to number of matches played with AC Milan #Mercato#RMCLive

we will face one of these 4 teams in the FWCC in December

No loan for Callum Hudson-Odoi – Thomas Tuchel The Chelsea winger has been unable to command a regular first-team place. https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/no-loan-for-callum-hudson-odoi-thomas-tuchel-40795613.html Chelsea have no current plans to send Callum Hudson-Odoi on loan, despite boss Thomas Tuchel admitting the talented forward needs regular game time. Hudson-Odoi asked to be excluded from England Under-21s selection, with the 20-year-old determined to fight for regular first-team action at Chelsea. Tuchel has been impressed with Hudson-Odoi’s hard work and performance levels in training but admitted the Wandsworth-born winger has not yet reproduced that level in match action. Asked if Hudson-Odoi needs regular minutes to progress, Tuchel replied: “It’s hard to argue with that, it’s hard to argue. “But at the same time there’s always room for improvement here in training and within this club. “It’s hard to argue with the opinion that he needs regular game time to improve his personal level. “At the same time, it’s not only about letting players go. If we want to compete in all competitions, it’s also about numbers. “I have the feeling that Callum decided to fight for his place here. “He had a very, very good pre-season, of course we are aware that he fights for an offensive position, more than maybe the wing-back position.

Medical check-up OK for Kurt Zouma, who will engage with West Ham.#Mercato Deal finally OK between Chelsea and West Ham for the transfer of Kurt Zouma.

according to shit Mundo Deportivo, the Saul deal has collapsed https://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/atletico-madrid/20210827/1001682154/saul-queda.html Saul stays! ATLÉTICO DE MADRID The player's environment closes the exit door to Chelsea and they do not expect a last minute offer From Atlético de Madrid they saw the exit of him in this end of the market very complicated, and they counted on him There are practically hours until the end of the summer market and Saúl will play this season for Atlético de Madrid. MD has confirmed that the last option he had on the table to go to Chelsea has been vanished. In this way, his departure is practically ruled out except for a last minute offer that is not expected either in the club or in the player's environment.

An ageing egomaniac in need of an audience to fawn at his feet Guess who’s back, back again. Photograph: Reuters File Photo/Action Images/Reuters Barry Glendenning @bglendenning RED RONNIE, YELLOW (AND GREEN) RONNIE Although Cristiano Ronaldo rocked up at the Juventus training ground this morning, he didn’t hang around for too long. After barely 40 minutes – hardly enough time for a long lingering look in the dressing-room mirror and a quick “arrivederci” to his mates – he was gone again for the last time. With Juve eager to get him off their payroll, their manager Max Allegri eventually confirmed their ageing Portuguese show-pony had trotted away for good. “Yesterday, Cristiano told me that he no longer has any intention to play for Juventus,” said Count Max. “Cristiano is to be thanked for what he has done, also as an example amongst the youngsters. But as I said, we must go on. Things change, it’s a law of life. Juventus remains, which is the most important thing. Cristiano gave his contribution, he made himself available, now he leaves and life goes on.” Missing out on Kane and Ronaldo leaves Manchester City short up front Read more In very public need of a striker after Harry Kane failed to force a move away from Tottenham, Manchester City had been in negotiations with Ronaldo. But following reports they were in talks with his Mr 15% Jorge Mendes – who unlike Kane’s brother, Charlie, will almost definitely have turned up wearing his Super Agent Big Boy pants – they were unable to strike a deal.. Had City secured the signature of the five-time Ballon D’Or winner, their owners would no doubt have considered it a serious statement signing, even if what it is exactly they were trying to say remains a little unclear. Aged 36, prone to diva strops and unlikely to buy into the high-intensity team ethos so beloved of Pep Guardiola, it has not gone unnoticed that for all his obvious talents, Ronaldo’s arrival in Turin actually made Juventus worse. 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he is having a good season ambipedal too they have a classy young big CB too