Vesper

not freaking out yet, I hope they have it sorted

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IF we really want Kounde, then buy him next season as it stands (I would do the final figures in a bit) we are at LEAST £50m IN THE BLACK for this window and still managed to bring in a top 4 or 5 on planet CF and a superb CMF at this exact instant (and counting Mbappe as a CF) these are the best 6 CF's by miles, on the planet, insane drop-off after these 6 (and the last 2 listed are in early mid 30's now) by age: Erling Haaland (21) Kylian Mbappé (22) Harry Kane (28) Romelu Lukaku (28) Robert Lewandowski (33) Karim Benzema (soon 34, in December) Lautaro Martínez is next (he just tuned 24 nine days ago) and is the only one atm who is over 50% likely to go top 5 (after Lewa and Benz fade)

zero reason he can not get back to WC level, he had one off year or so, before that he as a top 5 (maybe top 2 or 3 for couple) CMF on planet level for 5 straight years, and the bloke is only 26, not inured, healthy as a horse, great size, drive, stamina, technical AF, and versatile AF was well I have always stanned on him for ages (my old posts show this to be true)

nothing to do with Romano, BUT ALL the major Spanish papers have been proven to be massive liars once and for all and the Real plastics REALLY showed their arses and are now humiliated (unfortunately only temporarily) and French good sources have been proven to be sussed in I speak, of course, about Mbappe ALL the Spanish sources said done deal, blah blah (and that was days ago, like a week ago) I said nope, €215m is the minimum PSG will take, based of my extensive reading and comparing notes and sure enough, PSG ended up turning down €200mand Real gave up they will do a pre-contract more than likely in January, and get him on a free in summer 2022 I have NO idea why Real plastics would be upset about their club saving a fucking HUGE amount of money one season for ANY player, ever, even 1965 level Pele (54 games, 73 goals and that was not even his top year, lol), or 1986 Maradona, 1972 or 1973 Cruyff and Muller, 2012 Messi, etc is not fucking worth 215m euros when you get the same player 9, 10 months later for free

but when he did, lol

in lieu of a statue I will simply settle for you admitting we turned down £65m for Willian from Barca, on July 20 or 21, 2018 or so when we were leaving Australia after some preseason there Willian himself, ex post facto, in Brasilian telly (Globo TV and another, which I had translated by my Swedish/Norwegian descent, Porto Allegre Brazilian born gold digging friend (she dated a near billionaire jewellery magnate who was 25,30 years older than her) and print interviews said Barca made 3 offers (the third was the £65m) but he did not want to leave Chelsea due to his family and businesses be settled in London It made sense, Willian was coming off being arguably Brasil's best player at the WC, Sarri was coming in and rated him Barca had winger defensive trackback and link play issues (which are areas Willian at times excelled at), and Barca have proven they were willing to drop FAR more money than that (they committed to shit away three quarters of billion quid or so total spend on just 3 players, Coutinho, Dembele and Griezmann)

also Romano finally had a huge fuck up called the Saul deal dead AF over and over

can I get a little love here? lol

sounds like an old hetero couple trying to have sex

Lol, imagine a CB pair of Botman (1.95m) and Kounde (1.78m) Talk about the highs and the lows, lolol.

What the hell is up with us and dwarfs? If I were straight, Insigne would be a good date as he about comes up to my crotch level when standing, and has a flat top of head so I can put my martini there whilst he goes about taking care of business.

Tchouameni and Saul are two entirely different types of players. The first is a DMF, the 2nd a CMF, and their game play is different too.

Disagree

Ruben Loftus-Cheek to West Ham not happening West Ham United have decided against signing Chelsea midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek on deadline day. ExWHUemployee has shared the update after it was reported that the Irons had made enquiries for the England international. https://www.westhamzone.com/news/ruben-loftus-cheek-to-west-ham-not-happening/ With loan and agent fees, plus wages, it was said to cost over £10million in order to sign the midfielder for the season.

fucking hell 😖 and 3rd choice btw, we only have 2 DMF's atm (unless you are saying Trevoh can play there, which I am NOT convinced of) 2 of the 3 UEFA POY finalists, including the winner and hopefully Ballon d'Or winner as well, and the other one won UEFA MF'er of the year, roflamoooooo MANCINI: JORGINHO DESERVES THE BALLON D’OR https://football-italia.net/mancini-jorginho-deserves-the-ballon-dor-donnarumma/

All ten of these are dregs or semi-dregs none are Chels quality harsh but true Ethan Ampadu <<< massive disappointment so far, one more loan spell to hive final judgement Lewis Baker <<< he could help one of the bottom or so EPL sides, he showed enough in preseason, no ill will at all with him Ross Barkley <<< asshole, epitome of the cuntish, spoilt English younger players, poor character and discipline Ruben Loftus-Cheek <<< perma wrecked IMHO, fucking disaster midseason (well right at the end) yank charity game bullshit on a thugball pitch in New England Charly Musonda Jr. <<<<< so cursed, hope he gets a chance somewhere Malang Sarr <<<< surely he moves on a loan or sale today, not good enough for us, not even close, but he came on a free, so a nice profit to be had none of these 4 youth are going to make it here: Sam McClelland << Venezia was supposed to lone him (I know, bizarre) George McEachran <<< happy 21st birthday, now time to go George Nunn <<< sell or release or something Tariq Uwakwe << probably the best of the 4, sell him

waiting on confirmation for Tino Anjorin

Update again - Deadline Day, Bitches 60 sorted we now have 14 players to sort out whether sell, keep on main team, loan out, renew, release, or keep on reserves/youth 6 at Senior Level (Red means MUST leave now, this window, bin them) most of these will be loaned or sold, CHO, RLC, Kepa, Zouma are up in the air as to making the final 26 Ethan Ampadu Lewis Baker Ross Barkley Ruben Loftus-Cheek Charly Musonda Jr. Malang Sarr 8 at Youth (U23 Level) (Bold are the best prospects and IMHO need to be soon loaned out) Tino Anjorin Thierno Ballo Jude Soonsup-Bell Xavier Mbuyamba Sam McClelland George McEachran George Nunn Tariq Uwakwe

FUCK!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

DELE DATE Dele Alli poses with Ben Chilwell after enjoying double date with blonde beauty https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/15993175/dele-alli-ben-chilwell-date/