Randall

does anyone still want to say AVB is good for our club? anyone? anyone at all?? we are such a pile of shit team at the moment, avb isnt fit to manage a conference team let alone chelsea and half our players would look crap in league 2. season is officially over as far as im concerned.

and just to put the icing on the cake arsenal have scored in 90th minute to win, fucking brilliant

AVB is the worst thing ever to the world, he is surely one of the most useless lumps of shit ever to be a football manager, he should've stuck to being a fucking scout. meireles has turned out to be just as bad a signing as torres, he is fucking shite. taking mata off was ridiculous and the fact malouda even still ever gets a game shocks and appals me. we've actually reached the level of becoming a joke, i now expect us to lose -- how is that even possible?! no champions league football = no good signings because no-one will want to join; the only hope we have is to get rid of AVB now and get in a manager to save our season: we have to get champions league football and at the moment looks like we'll get 6th at best. next seasons project can fuck off as well

Guys I apologise that I hate AVB because he is losing us points, I'm obviously a fickle/bad fan for wanting us to be successful.

This thread opened up to this post. I hope he isn't even manager for the next 15 fucking minutes let alone 15 years.

I hope the 'big project' next season that AVB keeps fucking going on about is a shelving unit he is making to fill the time after he gets sacked and replaced by Mourinho.

Urm yeah webb is a fucking wanker but it's AVB's fault we were in that position in the first place -- he is a fucking clown.

Anybody who still thinks villas-boas is anything other than a useless cunt doesn't want Chelsea to be successful.

I think Raul Meireles was a really good signing, he played fantastically today I liked how he always looked to pass instead of shooting from 30 yards + every time. I can't actually fault any player today, everyone played their hearts out.

Superb performance. AVB is greatest manager ever and I love all of our players, such youth and cutting edge in our attacking and love our rock solid back line. FUCK. MY. LIFE.

Ahhhh I feel much better after my rant. Nice and calm again now, AVB is still crap though.

Nearly won us the match? DIDN'T win us the match because our players weren't good enough. If you try and retort with but stockdale made loads of saves they were all straight at him.. Malouda missed from inside the six yard box straight at him with some fancy dan backheel. I forgot at which point Ferreria nearly won us the match as well? Also my real issue with substitutions is the wigan game where it clearly lost us the two points which I stated earlier. I just think it was fucking stupid taking sturridge off today and fucking stupid to bring malouda on.

No I think most of the players are fucking useless as well I just think AVB chooses to substitute the ones who are the least useless and isn't really trying to build for the future. I still think a lot of the players re: malouda, mikel, kalou, ferreria, bosingwa and to a lesser extent torres are past it/shite and need to fuck off.

Okay.. so I'm in the wrong for thinking a striker who we paid 50 million quid for can't score for love nor money? Seriously he hardly set the world alight, for all his endeavour he still doesn't do shit all, I'll tell you what I'll keep wanting us to get a good world class striker and you stick with your faith in Torres and his absolute inability to score and see where your view takes us yeah? We need a striker who scores AT LEAST 20 goals a season, that ain't Torres, he's had a YEAR to settle in and is still as shite as he was on day one in terms of being a striker, can't fault him on endeavour and effort but I'd prefer someone who can actually score us some goals.

Right so I bet you thought it was a masterstroke when he brought on mikel malouda and kalou against wigan and lost us 2 points? Or his amaaaazing high line idea that lost us loads of points? Or never giving mceachran a chance? or saying he'd found a "drastic change" that he made against tottenham that would solve our problems then we draw 1-1 with fulham at home? Definitely nothing can be blamed on AVB....

Our best player in a shite performance from all involved? I disagree that he even was our best player he had one chance that he smashed straight at stockdale and kicked a few 20 yards over the bar was offside and then tried to finish and spooned it into the crowd, did a few good passes but he's a fucking FIFTY MILLION POUND STRIKER, a goal wouldn't go a miss. Sturridge is our top scorer and most likely to pull something out of nowhere and score a goal, that's why he should stay on. Oh and people claiming we shouldn't criticise Torres because we moan when he's not playing -- i rejoice when i see that useless shit sat on the bench.

Oh for everyone who doesn't like me not liking Torres, he is shite and we need a top quality striker, he can't hit a barndoor with a banjo and he only set up the goal today because he was too shite to score himself.

Only options? McEachran? Taking off Torres instead? Sturridge and Mata have been our only good attacking players this season, I don't see how taking them off will ever positively effect the outcome of a game. It's fucking retarded just like everything AVB does. Also for everyone saying you lot are a disgrace ktbffh then we are annoyed because we want to see chelsea doing well, whats the point pretending everything is fine and dandy when its a fucking crock of shit and needs a total overhaul? i support chelsea and want chelsea to be the best they can be, i don't want to see us be embarrassed and become a laughing stock because of a load of shite players and a spastic as a manager.

I HATE avb. for fucks sake how useless can one manager be? Seriously fucking MALOUDA for Lampard? STURRIDGE off for Drogba? Did he not realise that that flop cunt torres was still on the pitch? don't even get me started about the fucking wigan match when he brought on MIKEL MALOUDA AND KALOU and successfully lost us two points. he hasn't done one good thing since he joined and i am worried that he might be a full on retard and need institutionalising. he is making us an embarrassment and cannot believe he still hasnt been sacked and for anyone who wants to tell me "OH MY GOD GIVE HIM SOME TIME, LET HIM BUILD A NEW TEAM" well i wouldnt mind if he was actually trying to build a new fucking team, he's spent his whole chelsea career subbing off sturridge and mata for near on old age pensioners and mceachran has barely seen the first team, if he was genuinely trying to bring through our youngsters and build a new team then fair enough but if hes going to bring on subs like malouda, kalou, drogba, ferreria and take off our best players then he can fuck off. he is ruining our season and its not like we will be able to buy the best players to improve our team next summer if we're in the fucking europa league. AVB out as soon as fucking possible please, i can't believe i was actually excited and happy when we got him he's the biggest waste of space since winston bogarde and even bogarde did more for this club.

Well this would definitely explain it! Poor old randalls ramblers, they just wanted one last swansong.

I gave up on this when my team became a bunch of losers! Don't know what happened to them but I soon gave up on them. Can we start again with new teams and see if Term still wins so convincingly? Haha.

Got X-Rated next and probably going to batter them out of all recognition.

See you in the premiership fuckers!

Will never get over this or Lampards goal that wasn't given in the world cup.

4 points clear at the top now.