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Some French papers reckon Liverpool have first refusal on him from Joe Cole deal.

Fake account. See above.

Phil via text: "Ribery to Chelsea confirmed fee of €22 from reliable sources in Germany." FUCK. MY. LIFE.

Joey Cole to Aston Villa it looks like, he obviously prefers them to Lille.

Doesn't sound quite so definite.

News: Bundesliga governing body DFL produce a transferable list- anyone not on this cannot move - No Papiss Cisse or Franck Ribery

George, Italian United fan, via text: "I have just been told by my cousin who works at Milan airport, that Wesley Sneijder has boarded a private jet heading for the UK????"

Sorry people! My mistake. I will blame it on the fact there's a chance I'm still drunk.

Is there some way to implement a feature that holds the structure of a twitter post that you copy and paste?

EDIT: Me being a twat, not the real account. (Potentially still drunk)

EDIT: Wasn't the real account. If he signs it'll be Mata in CM and Pereria on the wing I imagine.

Why? It was only our first offer rejected.

Okay so in fairness I am drunk and when I was sober I was thinking this was fucking ridiculous but my new take on it is that I think we should let AVB do his stuff and if it fails miserably then we can all say how shit and his signings were but for now I think we should sit back and let him sign who he thinks can win us back the premier league and win us the champions league. I don't see how meireles is the player we need but AVB is the professional football manager so if it happens I'll support it.... would rather modric though.... or messi....

He is destined to go elsewhere.. I hope..

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11668_7137701,00.html . LOL.

ARSENAL!!!!

Would rather see Sturridge play right wing, and Hazard has said he's not leaving and Lille have said he's not going.

Fair enough! I think if we do sign him we'll play Mata in CM as our creative force, or even not play with a DM and play with Lampard Ramires with him behind striker and then Perreria Sturridge.

Well then reserve judgement until then like I am, instead of people saying it's a stupid signing etc etc. Also I've seen on some saying its 22 million euros not 30 million.

Okay well you bitch and moan and I'll trust AVB that he knows what he's doing with this. To be fair the only way we'll know if it's a good sign or overpriced is after we've signed him and he plays, so I'll judge him then but you go ahead and judge it now.

That's not actually his twitter account by the way.

Apparently presented tomorrow twittersphere.

Perreria wing and mata in the middle as the creative one? Could happen, and I'm sure AVB knows what he's doing he was with Perreria at Porto and obviously knows his strengths and weaknesses and will have something in mind that does not involve him sitting on the bench as cover for Ashley Cole.

There's just no pleasing some of you lot!

ZIS IS BASICALLY A DONE DEAL.