Randall

Skysports is better!

Yes yes yes yes please please please pleeeease.

Pele + Zidane.

It'll be Romeu and Cortois holding their shirts in a press conference.

This better not happen. I don't want to sign a player to have for 2 years unless he's shit in which case we get to keep him for as long as we want. How fucking desperate are we as a club if we are striking deals like that?

This buy back clause better be some sort of joke. Not having that for a second, what's the point signing someone for €5 million if it's essentially a glorified loan if he is a success? A load of shite. Rather not have him at all.

The polish on this turd of a performance.

Fucking chelseatv I'll have my money back two games in a row they've had fucking wank quality and this time the pictures totally gone and I'm listening to fucking gigi salmon blab on no-one cares get the game back on the tv LIKE I PAY FOR.

Bertrand and Van Aanholt been best players so far, Rajkovic also good but had little to do. Kalou has been.. well you can guess. All the people who should be considered regualars have been shite to be fair, other than Ivanovic but again little to do. Can't believe I was actually excited to watch this dross, I know it's early days but against mickey mouse XI you expect a few goals with a £50 million striker up front. I don't know what Villas Boas is "evaluating" do you need two weeks to assess that we need a decent winger when Kalou has been shit for about 5 years, Malouda is old and Benayoun is crap on the wing, literally we may as well have not bothered with wingers that half I saw kalou get it a few times and proceed to fuck up everything he touched. Then a creative midfielder well I don't know what the fuck he's evaluating there because Josh was played DM benayoun spent whole time on left wing and lampard did the sum total of bugger all creatively except one over hit pass. And if you want to evaluate Bosingwa then you're just stupid because he's evidently a shit defender and everyone knows it. Less evaluation more change I think, this pre-season should've been to get new players embedded into Chelsea and gelled together instead the large majority of our games are dedicated to reaffirming the shitness of our players. Fair enough trying out the youngsters but I don't know how our shit players are magically going to become amazing just because Villas Boas has rocked up and 'evaluated' them. Rant over, had to get that out of my system haha.

HE IS AT THE U20 WORLD CUP! How many times do I have to see this question asked haha?! Why the fuck is Josh playing in defensive midfield again, starting to really piss me off now.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/936072/romelu-lukaku-hints-that-chelsea-are-not-his-first-choice-club?cc=5739

Ywes Pwwwwwlease.

Ah that would explain it. Love a bit of Le Saux.

Is Graham Le Saux back working at Chelsea? I just watched the skysports interview with John Terry and could swear it's him in the background, go to 2:02 and see what you think: http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,26691,16430_7047696,00.html

I'd rather see myself playing in defensive midfield and I can't run for 20 metres with out puffing my tits off.

I mean as a bi-product of the Courtois deal.

We may have made a deal with Atletico that we get first dibs or a gentlemans agreement that they don't sell him to a premier league club.

Based solely on footballmanager. YES PLEASE.

I hope he goes to a club where the manager will play him in left wing rather than centre midfield.

Could probably score a couple against Brazils shit defence.

Lol no I have obviously seen him play before, I was just saying he was again good last night. So don't get your knickers in a twist.

He was pretty good last night. Would be a fantastic signing Ithink.

So my team is going to get battered beyond all recognition by Super Villians in the first round of the cup. Superb.

Both looked about 10 years past it today.

chelsea youth teamnot confirmed but chelsea will close another deal in the next 2 days .. This guy usually has pretty good information.