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..................Turnbull Ferreria Bogarde Bramble Malouda ..................bosingwa ........ anelka..... benayoun ...kalou..........kalou...............kalou I know this is unrealistic but its my dream squad.

Martin Liptop is a vacuous sack of shit.

No.

The joke is lost on this one. Why can't they just announce it, chelsea are the cock-teases of transfer dealings.

See this is why I said not to get excited until its definitely done and dusted, nothing is ever easy with our transfers, something alwaaaays goes wrong.

I don't like how long it's all taking. I WANT LUKAKU NOW! haha. /throwing toys out of pram

LOL. Neeeevvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr going to get close to even touching Zola.

Has he gone off?

An absolute king amongst men, my favourite chelsea player and he'll always be my favourite. Hope one day he'll come back to us in some capacity. :cfc: :cfc: :cfc: :cfc: :cfc:

Sad state of affairs, love the way these clowns are still harping on about this being about Duggan being shot. I bet there's probably close to zero of the rioters who give a shit about that or the government it's a load of thugs wanting to rob whatever they can get their hands on and smash whatever they can reach, most of them doing it because their mates are doing it and the other ones doing it because they think it's cool to fight police. A load of sad cunts the lot of them, glad it's not as bad tonight but worringly hear some of the violence and robbery is shifting towards people rather than property.

If you think Drogba is not technically gifted then you have a severe mental retardation or you know nothing about football, it's ludicrous to suggest that drogba isn't technically gifted and I'd even go as far to say that he's one of our most technically gifted players. Anyway I'm a bit concerned that there's been no announcement.

Just in case anyone see's the rumours/pictures on twitters animals have NOT been released from London zoo, it's been confirmed on skynews. Some clown on twitter posting pictures of tigers and people jumping london zoo gates probably trying to rack up some views to gain some publicity.

It's shocking really. Hopefully it will be over soon without too much further damage.

Shouldn't medical have been completed by now? Shouldn't medical have been completed by now?

weds/thurs/fri when he comes back after belgium game.

Kalou was originally a striker.

He is just huge isn't he, how can an 18 year old be so massive?! He is a man mountain.

Mourinho is such a hero. I think this is a great signing, Drogba is 33 now and let's be honest Chelsea needed a new Drogba, we are the epitome of power and technical prowess mixed together and Lukaku embodies that fully, by time Torres is 30/31 and, let's be honest, past it we will have this guy coming into his prime. Not to mention his love for Chelsea which I think is amazing and something really important to have and will only make him a better player for us.

Ohhhh come on! We all know it wasn't an accident, nah I didn't realise I just saw it today when you were talking about having played blues ultras last season and I was like hold on what's on here then. I understand it now.

LOL! That's pretty hilarious.

Sloth how did you manage to get promoted?! Me and Blues Ultras were in the promotion places?

Fuck off back to your celtic forums you bitter cunt.

I AM SO HAPPY. But not too happy because things could still go wrong.

It's on skysports as well. Fucking ludicrous deal from us, did we suddenly become a mid table team and I didn't realise? We're supposed to be one of the biggest clubs in europe not basically loaning players from other clubs.

That'll do.