Well, if he did leave in his car - as we previously reported - he must've been short on gas. Just left on his bicycle. BREAKING NEWS: If he did leave on his bicycle - as we reported - he must've forgotten his 3rd wheel. Just seen running to London.
Exactly my thoughts. I was like "OH! COME ON! WE HAVE FEW UP FRONT!" and than Anelka started his don't-know-what and another play was down to point zero.