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What a goal by Salah

Alan Davies just a middle class smug chimmer. He's so precious about himself . Love to meet the cunt on the street. For all our overseas members this is the sort of bloke Alan Davies is. He is known as a genial comedian who in his many television appearances is often teased for being a vegetarian. But when Alan Davies was confronted with an allegedly "aggressive" homeless person after a night out in London, his mild-mannered persona was lost in a moment of Mike Tyson-like madness. CCTV footage emerged has emerged showing Davies biting the ear of a man in an attack outside a nightclub, sinking his teeth into him for up to 13 seconds and drawing blood before two women and a man pulled him away. The victim claimed that he was set upon after he called the actor by the name of his most famous character, Jonathan Creek. Mr McElfatrick, 40, a former shop worker who is trying to get a hostel place, told how the 2am attack happened last week outside the Groucho Club in London's West End. He said: "His face darkened and he almost spat the words, 'My name's Alan. You know my name - Alan. What's my name? It's Alan'. "Then he suddenly went for my left ear. It was incredibly painful. I shrieked and my eyes were watering. He hung on and drew blood." After admitting to a "tussle", Davies, 41, said: "I'm really not normally an aggressive guy, honest." Related ArticlesComedian Alan Davies is not amused by his 'shoddy’ treatment by the BBC 08 May 2011He added: "I guess this isn't going to look good, is it? The last thing I want is another negative story about 'that obnoxious Jonathan Creek star'. What's this going to say?" Told that the tabloid headlines would read something like 'Jonathan Creek bites tramp's ear' he said: "Oh God. I don't mean to laugh but that's funny isn't it? Oh God, what a nightmare." Davies, 41, a panellist on the BBC's QI show, said he was emotional after giving the eulogy at the funeral of his friend, Jonathan Creek producer Verity Lambert. "I was very upset and emotional," he told the Daily Mirror. "I had a lot to drink over many hours. Far too much really and a lot more than normal but it was an upsetting day." Davies claimed the homeless man became aggressive after approaching him, and had abused him with obscenities. The curly-haired actor said he did not realise the man was homeless and he texted his friend the next morning to find out what happened. On Davies' official website, two people responded and their opinion was divided. A woman who identified herself as Heleen addressed a message to "Alan". It said: "Don't worry about it, it happens to the best of them, and the people that matter to you won't take notice... Love, a Belgian fan." However, Tara Oliver in France was less forgiving. She wrote: "Don't be so sure that no-one will take notice of it. I think it is absolutely despicable. There are no excuses. If grief made us all violent we'd live in anarchy. "How can this man of obvious good fortune, be so nasty to someone who has nothing. "Do something to try to make up for your behaviour Mr Davies, something that resonates, open your eyes up to the world outside of luvvydom, away from privilege and good fortune and do something positive." Mr Davies' agent said he had nothing more to add

No need for personal insults. Excellent post Muzchap you cunt.

Exactly. The point is Mourinho has got a lot of credit in the bank and a lot of fans have got a lot of affection for him absolutely fair enough. But his inability to change things when they obviously need changing is riling fans again absolutely fair enough.

Yes of course Terry knows how to play to the crowd. But Mourinho doesn't need help with the media and negative articles he's completely playing in to their hands. Lets hope he doesn't mention Wenger this weekend concentrate on team matters.

i agree mate but we badly need someone to organise the defence. Just don't see there second goal going in if J.T, was playing. That Guardian column says there's some unhappy players in the squad saying Mourinho was making them scapegoats after Newcastle. His man management skills these days seem to be non existent starting off by having a go at R.L.C. in that pre season game. Who would have noticed if he had a poor game in a glorified kick about. If Mourinho had the hump with him he could have bollocked him behind closed doors not in public. Some say oh that's what R.L.C. needed i just don't buy that. It's totally unnecessary to have a dig at one of our best prospects in public it could have gone the other way and completely shot the kid's confidence.

100% agree with this from the Guardian. Fair play to everyone that went last night our captain is not fucking Ivanovic. • Chelsea fans chant ‘we want our captain back’

FAKE OR REAL HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

This is from Wikipedia on micro management any similarities with our manager are pure coincidence !!!! Rather than giving general instructions on smaller tasks and then devoting time to supervising larger concerns, the micromanager monitors and assesses every step of a business process and avoids delegation of decisions.[6] Micromanagers are usually irritated when a subordinate makes decisions without consulting them, even if the decisions are within the subordinate's level of authority. Micromanagement also frequently involves requests for unnecessary and overly detailed reports ("reportomania"). A micromanager tends to require constant and detailed performance feedback and to focus excessively on procedural trivia (often in detail greater than they can actually process) rather than on overall performance, quality and results. This focus on "low-level" trivia often delays decisions, clouds overall goals and objectives, restricts the flow of information between employees, and guides the various aspects of a project in different and often opposed directions. Many micromanagers accept such inefficiencies as less important than their retention of control or of the appearance of control. It is common for micromanagers, especially those who exhibit narcissistic tendencies and/or micromanage deliberately and for strategic reasons, to delegate work to subordinates and then micromanage those subordinates' performance, enabling the micromanagers in question to both take credit for positive results and shift the blame for negative results to their subordinates.[7] These micromanagers thereby delegate accountability for failure but not the authority to take alternative actions that would have led to success or at least to the mitigation of that failure. The most extreme cases of micromanagement constitute a management pathology closely related to, e.g., workplace bullying and narcissistic behavior. Micromanagement resembles addiction in that although most micromanagers are behaviorally dependent on control over others, both as a lifestyle and as a means of maintaining that lifestyle, many of them fail to recognize and acknowledge their dependence even when everyone around them observes it .[1] Some severe cases of micromanagement arise from other underlying mental-health conditions such as obsessive–compulsive personality disorder, although not all allegations of such conditions by subordinates and other "armchair psychologists" are accurate. Although micromanagement is often easily recognized by employees, micromanagers rarely view themselves as such. In a form of denial similar to that found in addictive behavior, micromanagers will often rebut allegations of micromanagement by offering a competing characterization of their management style as, e.g., "structured", "organized", or "perfectionistic

Ha ha no thanks son i'm a bit too old for comics. Mind you i reckon Captain Tsubasa would be a better right back then Captain Ivanovic.

Captain Tsubasa well that makes everything crystal clear.

What the fuck is this monstrosity ?

Well i have put on a few pounds recently but cheers for asking mate.

The reason that Cardiff, Swansea and Newport play in England is there's no professional leagues in Wales. That's why Celtic and Rangers will never play in England. Also don't forget that the E.C.B. in Cricket is the English and Welsh Cricket Board. As for the old European Cup Chelsea would have been the first English team to play in it but the board turned it down. They asked Matt Busby at Man United the following year and they said yes ultimately because they had such a good young team. Of course we know how tragically that ended in there second season.

So near. 11.

Lets be honest we are a basket case of a club in some respects. Does anyone really think Mourinho will be around for long history dictates he won't. The die was cast as soon as Roman came to the club. There will always be a revolving door of managers and everyone has to accept that. Doesn't matter who you are and what your reputation is like the chances are you'll not be around for more then three years. Chelsea have never done stability it's not in our D.N.A.going back to the 70's when Eddie McCreadie was sacked for asking for a car just after winning us promotion with a young and exciting team.

There's no way that Gooners or Scousers would accept Mourinho. He's not looking like the best manager in the world at the moment is he. He's under severe pressure and Porto could be a pivotal game.

The league cup opponent who it would seem you don't even know the name of.

Serious serious issues that i just can't see how there going to be resolved. Team selection, tactics, the general feel good factor at the club which would appear to be non existent. Anyone clinging on to the hope of a serious title challenge well your a more confident man or woman then me. Our only crumb of comfort is this season will prove beyond doubt that the English league is over hyped and there is very little quality so you can expect everyone to lose games. A final note i wonder if Ivan is heading a spread betting syndicate and he earns money every time he hits the ball straight at the left backs shins.

That's because i am a grumpy old man ha ha. I'm only happy when i'm miserable !. Right it's time for some Joy Division.

Cameron says he's a big fan of The Smiths i wonder what his favourite song is?. I would say it's Pig Mouth Strikes Again.

Brendan Rodgers to join ISIS in attempt to restore Anfield fear factor Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers plans to join terrorist outfit ISIS in a bid to restore the Anfield fear factor, according to reports this morning. Following his charges home draw with League 2 side Carlisle, sources close to the club confirmed that Rodgers made contact with the group through an intermediary, Mullah Akhtar Aidy-Ward. The former Reading chief hopes his experience of Northern Ireland in the 1980’s will make him an ideal candidate to join one of the most fearsome groups since the formation of the Wimbledon Crazy Gang in the 1980’s. Rodgers told reporters, “It’s clear that teams up and down the land are treating a visit to Anfield as a match so easy it should be called ‘Katie Price’.” “So I’m delighted by the opportunity to align myself with a world-class organization like ISIS, one that has spread fear into the hearts and minds of millions.” “Opposing teams looking at our team sheet will quickly stop laughing at the sight of Dejan Lovren or Simon Mignolet on the teamsheet as soon as they walk through the tunnel and see the ‘This is the Caliphate of Anfield’ sign.” “It’s an outstanding move for all parties.” Rodgers confirmed that future pre-match press conferences would be replaced with grainy video messages shot from the sand pits of local Merseyside schools. “Authenticity is key to everything I do,” he continued. “So expect to see me try and cut off Raheem Sterling’s head when Man City visit us in March.

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