Iggy Doonican

Talking of English I have to say I'm always impressed with our overseas members with their English I did three years of Spanish at school and all I can remember is how to count to 20 and a few swear words. It does make me laugh when they use English slang or phrases the highlight for me was some poster saying we were poor piss today

Bit random but funny seeing your avatar Wes my mate used to really hate Kevin Wilson . We got on the pitch after a pre season game against Brentford and we asked Kevin Wilson for his shirt he said he couldn't the club wouldn't allow it he looked petrified of us ha ha.

He wants to leave so does the big nosed keeper Eden great player top bloke Courtois top keeper slimy prick. Never warmed to Courtois don't think any Chelsea fans really did just something about him that irks people. Slagging off a fellow keeper with a smug air of supremacy like he did with Pickford sums him up. Anyway Eden if do you go you'll be missed and thanks for single handedly winning us the title in 2015 especially when you had to contend with the special needs one mark 2.

Not my intention to do that SJ sorry.

How can I that's exactly what you said . No idea what the last bit says I'm hardly a troll I've been on this forum for three years.

You talking about the women's team ? this is your exact quote '' Also don't worry I'm not ignoring Chelsea as a whole as I'll continue to watch the women''. Yes a lot of Chelsea fans will be having sleepless nights about that. So for arguments sake Sarri doesn't come in a possible legal wrangle then you as you posted won't be following Chelsea.

In a nutshell.

Absolute bollocks you have no idea what supporting a club is about . You say you have no history of supporting Liverpool but when they sing about Chelsea '' You ain't got no history'' it's aimed squarely at geezers like you . Your the one who said you won't be following Chelsea this season I hope you keep your word. No one wants Chelsea to struggle but if we do that's when your supposed to show some loyalty not threaten to stop following them I can't be bothered with you mate I'm going down the boozer later with Chelsea and other teams fans to watch England what will you be doing ? drinking Tizer and asking your mum to cut the crusts off your peanut butter sandwiches.

We were never a small club just not a successful club crowds of 55,000 in the Second division. But you wouldn't know about that would you all you know about is whining and complaining and I am a grandad but I've got years of following Chelsea and loads of stories and experience what have you got fuck all you probably supported Liverpool till Roman came along.

Your the epitome of the modern spoilt football fan. You have zero loyalty you have seen us win trophy after trophy and because you don't like the way things are going you say you won't bother anymore good I hope you don't mate. You think coming fifth and winning the cup is a shambles fucking hell I've seen Chelsea nearly get relegated to the old Division 3. Your so plastic it's embarrassing and I've seen some terrible posts on football forums but this is the worst I've ever seen.

Agreed also won the World Cup and Euro's. We all know he was on the whole awful for us but he's won everything in the game how many players can say that ?. A fall from grace is playing in the Scottish third division not getting a massive pay deal (presumably) to play in Japan.

Having a forum and moaning about something that's completely out of our hands is a different matter. Chelsea have always been a basket club of a club nothing ever runs smoothly old geezers like me accepted that years ago and I think some of our younger fans should whether grudgingly or not accept it as well.

Absolutely spot on. Some of the posts on here are just laughable we are fans football clubs pay lip service to fans at best. All this I want to know why we haven't got a new manager why haven't we bought so and so forget it what happens happens moaning on a forum is pissing in the wind. And please don't reply with Liverpool have done this Man United have bought him we are Chelsea and making lazy comparisons to other teams is pointless.

Christ almighty these get more tenuous basically a man plays video games.

Coleman doing a Christian Bale brilliant.

When I first saw this on the leader page it said John Motson reveals he's B I thought bloody hell is Motty bi-sexual or bi-polar ha ha. Got to agree with Greavsie on this one FB I've heard the opposite that he wasn't keen on Chelsea at all and most people thought he had a bias towards Spurs. He was a Gillingham fan he was a Kent boy. As for Motty again like Greavsie said it was pretty well known he was a Chelsea fan I knew Chelsea were the first club he watched . He also said our 5-0 win over Everton was the best performance he'd seen from any football team in the modern era. Mind you best ever commentator was David Coleman.

He's not subtle enough UJ to make a reappearance he'd be sussed out straightaway. Whenever you see things about weirdo's people saying he was a great neighbour kept himself to himself not with Ashburner it would be yeah he looked and acted like a proper nonce. I've made my feelings clear about WAGNH I think it's full of middle class pseudo tosspots who write pretentious articles .What did you get banned for saying that you preferred Sainsburys to Waitrose and that you didn't want to see a juice bar in the MH stand.

He never makes a save and then manage to keep the ball he always parries it out and back into the danger zone.

What was under the I really don't care Do U jacket.

I lasted 30 seconds before turning it off he managed to say you guys about five times. I'd rather stick knitting needles in my eyes than watch that.

Probably like Chelsea all the young buds get sent to Holland

Might pop over as it goes although I do think we will be vastly outnumbered by the Gooners.

Liverpool away on my birthday bound to be changed for TV though

Best was the Cruyff turn and this still the funniest thing ever to happen on a football pitch

I can't believe the amount of angst among some fans in the grand scheme of things it's a pretty trivial matter who Chelsea's next manager is. Just enjoy the World Cup if your country's involved or for us English expect the usual disappointment. My first World Cup was 1974 not many left for me now