Iggy Doonican

Man United just ain't the same without Howard Webb.

Mourinho's bus will get a parking ticket tonight it will spend 90 minutes parked in a confined area.

Yes it's the ultimate dilemma who do you want to lose more Maureen's Man Utd or Tottenham. Personally Man United to win because it will only paper over the cracks they are going nowhere this season. Tottenham win will be a great result for them that can't be denied and we'll have to endure how they're the team of the future they're new ground etc fucking etc.

Newcastle players react to Benitez signing long term contract

Nice one my son and no need to apologise.

I keep thinking of what Frankie Boyle said about Theresa May because it perfectly sums up Mourinho's style of football so boring it could send a wooden leg to sleep.

No offence and I don't disagree with you but and this is going to be my grumpy old man turned up to 11 but why the use of the word like ?. I was on the tube a few weeks ago and these American tourists got on every fucking second word out of their mouth was like .Just say we should have won 12-0 or we could have won 12-0 angry old man rant over.

If he hadn't missed that penalty when we beat Villa 8-0 it would have been our best ever league win of all time.

Looks like Jimmy Saville's American cousin

Be afraid be very afraid. https://twitter.com/RealCasuals/status/1031857585517944832/video/1

Rio Ferdinand is a colossal cunt. In 2008 he released a documentary about crime in Peckham telling kids to stay away from crime ok fair enough. A few months later he's executive producer on a film starring 50 cent about yes you guessed it gangsters. When someone pointed this out to him at the film's premiere he refused to answer questions simply because it hadn't occurred to him what he'd done and the double standards it set.

I know what your saying but managers aren't given a lot of time these days to impose their methods and with Lamps being so high profile I think the pressure will be on quicker than if he was a relatively unknown manager. AVB had done well at Porto while this is Lamps first job and what I think he needs is an experienced no 2 not someone like Jody Morris who's experience is the Chelsea youth team who are the equivalent of the Harem Globetrotters when it comes to youth football.

Still do as it goes so funny when the old bill sent in the SPG in 84 after they smashed our scoreboard some bruised and battered northerners that day. Same coppers giving them the loads of money treatment waving tenners at them on the picket lines a few months later. Saw their firm at FB in 89 nearly all of them had moustaches like a fucking Freddie Mercury lookalike competition

I'm an atheist too thank God.

Leeds usually implode after a while hope they do again horrible club and fans.

I got my first suspicions of Mourinho not being this great coach and visionary during the Champions League game against Liverpool when he brought on Huth and we just whacked the ball up to him. In hindsight that's why he probably bought Jarosik so he could be his Fellani.

This will be his last job in English football UJ he's damaged goods plus once the Man United loving English media get on your back your finished. Personally probably some will disagree but I think in his first spell with us he underachieved. He had players at their peak and basically an open chequebook and yet we lost to Liverpool twice in the Champions League where his negative tactics stifled us. In fact from memory not going to google it but we played Liverpool 6 times home and away in the Champions League and scored once Joe Cole.

My mate's uncle nice bloke but completely blinkered when it comes to Man United I told him Maureen would be a disaster for them of course he was having none of it. As Chelsea fans we all knew it would go pear shaped and this post highlights it brilliantly he's a manchild and he's being shown up by Pep and Klopp. He' lost the dressing room and the writings on the wall and it says in block capitals FUCK OFF.

I saw the highlights of Derby on Saturday and they looked an utter shambles. Lamps has got them playing out from the back which would be fine in a Premiership team but not in a Championship team simply because the players aren't comfortable with it and technically they aren't up to it. Tony Cascarino said that Hoddle would get pissed off because he would ask players to do certain things but they couldn't do it yet Hoddle could which is one of the factors not the only one why great players (certainly British ones) don't make good managers. A long time ago admittedly but when we got relegated in 1988 Bobby Campbell bought possibly the two dirtiest and physical players I've ever seen at Chelsea in Graham Roberts and Peter Nicholas but that's exactly what we needed. I think Lamps should do something similar Fancy Dan football doesn't work with average players get promoted first then buy better players and try to adapt your style.

I was awoken at 3am this morning 3 pricks in Arsenal shirts playing football with a poor cat the wankers. I was just about to ring the police and the RSPCA when the cat went one nil up.

It's just Robson trying to make a name for himself I would bet anyone under 30 on this forum has never heard of him till now.

JT said the same thing about Savage he can take criticism but not from average players who achieved fuck all it's like a pub band slagging off The Beatles.

Footballers must be the only people who are minted but dress like twats. Those two look like a couple of high school kids I thought the strapping round De Bruyne's leg was a fashion thing like the bloke's holes in his jeans which is a shit look and only looks good on women.