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Chelsea XI: Kepa, Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Luiz, Alonso, Jorginho, Kante, Kovacic, Willian, Pedro, Hazard Subs: Caballero, Cahill, Emerson, Fabregas, Barkley, Hudson-Odoi, Giroud

I have my reservations too mate. But as you know I do think theres a good chance of him doing good. You know that confidence and the trust of your manager is important to these likkle lambs and Sarri has all the faith and love for Higuain he will need. The problem as I see it is that Sarri has told the board he wanted Icardi first and Higuain as backup. But Granny being a business woman first and knowing fuck all about football thinks doing the loan deal wont cost us owt and in her likkle mind they are both strikers so SHOULD be doing the same job. And of course our board of sheepy yes men don't have the nous and balls to explain the difference and stand up to her! I hope Hig does well for us but I'd dearly love Icardi or Martial. Dream on Uj mate!

I've heard much worse at times in MH upper east mate. Theres been many times on here I've been the most vocal supporting him. Up until a conversation with someone on here who made me look at him differently. Then the whole Emojigate came in and wiped the majority of any good feeling I had towards him away. I find that even the days he plays well he always seems to do summet that makes me just shake my head wondering why! We DO need to upgrade him and Granny should have snatched Barcas hand off.

I think you/WE read this too literally. They WILL LET Isco & Mat K come to us and give us the € 100mill. But WE BUY the players. But if its right that would be a great deal! So Granny will obviously turn it down and ask for € 150mill. She eiither low balls for players we need or asks over the odds for one we need to get rid of. But just watch - she will come out looking like a hero with the loan swap for Morata and IF this comes off (seeing as its probably Solaris idea) I say we transfer Granny.

On Sky1. Happiness!

I got it in buckets. Keeps me head busy. Not hard to animate. Just cutting all the little bits out and putting them together is the pain. And my mind takes a stroll and gets bored after awhile. I got so many half finished projects I got bored with and never went back to. I end up with like a dozen tabs open in Firefox, a couple of Audacity music editors, Winbdows Movie Maker, Photoshop, and go from one to the other once I get fed up doing 1. I'm sure if they tested for ADHD when I was young I'd have had it! OH well, worse things could happen eh! Can't see us even trying for Martial sadly. Or blinkin Icardi which sickens me.

Why?

She's got more ambition and passion than our board.

IF he makes his bloody mind up we can make plans.

You have to ask yourself Why wouldn't a manager - any manager, not play the best players he thought he had at his disposal. I doubt that he wouldn't play him if he thought he would be better at a certain position than some other player. We really have no clue wtf goes on in practice. CHO MIGHT just have some sort of character flaw and doesn't do well in practice. You would imagine a manager would like nothing better than to find some amazing young guy and make him into some world class player. I know I'd love to see any of our youth do that. SO FAR apart from pre season you can't say he has made the most of the chances he has had to shine and prove himself which is surprising in itself. I know we have players who fail to do that week in week out and still get picked which of course is infuriating but the pressure is on that we just can't afford to select someone and stick to playing him regular to give them a proper chance to get game time sadly. If we was a mid table club that the only thing they had to worry about was not being demoted then a manager could afford to experiment. But with a board and owner who sacks managers that even do good they have to go with the players who stand out in practice. Thats how I look at it anyway.

try him as striker too then. Who knows maybe ACM too lol

Still getting 100 x more than what we are getting from Waterboy.

Poor chap!

But dont you think Mat Kova can do that job?

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh how fun it is to see Chelsea win away HEY! But I can remember the cunts beating us 1 Boxing Day I think 2000 or 2001 time 2-1. We scored 1st. Lamps. And I remember 1 game at The Bridge on Boxing Day 2007. 4 all. 3 red cards. Crazy game.

Ho Ho Ho

This upsets me Maurizio Sarri suggests Chelsea need another N’Golo Kante “At the moment we are too many. We have 28 players and it’s impossible to use all of them. I think 25 is the right number. “You already know my opinion, because I’ve told you in the past. We have a lot of offensive midfielders and we have only [N’Golo] Kante as a defensive midfielder so it’s not easy now for the midfield to have the right balance.” OK That might be all well and good but those offensive MF need bloody upgrading!! Whats the fuckin point of sticking 2 Kantes on the pitch when we are chasing goals?

While I hope,pray and offer up my left gonad as a sacrific and even as the biggest dreamer on her I can't see it happen The guys on fire. He is worshipped where he is. He is a major celebrity in Italy. Moreso his wife!! But OHHHHH how I would dearly love for it to happen!! Cast your mind back only 2 years or so ago when there was all that media links with the gooners! Didn't his Mrs meet with them 2 times? Only for him to come out and say he never wanted to leave Inter. But we need to get in NOW. His Mrs is rutheless! All them photos she put in their online media accounts of him learning English and shit. She will only allow the release clause in his contract reflect his wage increase so the more money he gets the higher his release! We have to go in like Billy Big Bollox and pay up for him. And tell his Mrs she will be the queen of the paps and bigger than Harry and Meghan!

Dont nreally eed anyone helping our opponents! Hoe they all catch some strange bug that lasts 5 months!

While I do think he might be better for us than Brylcream boy and Sarri might get him working well it does bother me some hes not scored in 8 games. Tho he did have an assist. Hopefully we will also be getting a RW and a goal scoring CAM too!!

Yep!! IF our players WERE good on loan they would either be sold or brought home to be utilized. But this has always been where I'm confused mate. Theres no doubting over the past X amount of years we have had strong academy teams. Theyv'e won a lot of cups and done well. But when it comes time for the lads to take that extra step they don;t seem to make it. Whether it be with us or whoever. The reason I've always thought tho probably wrong is that they play well as a single unit but not strong enough characters or good enough as individuals. Like you say if they were good on loan they would be brought back and used. Whats your thoughts. Ive asked before in threads but nobodys said owt.

Looks like hes played LB/CB pretty equal. But where will Luiz go in the summer? He will be 32, who will gibe him a 3 year contract which is what I saw he wanted.

While I do agree that not scoring in 8 games does bother me I do see this swap happening of some description. I do think or HOPE he will be a upgrade for us and Sarri will get the best out of him.

Well he knew all about Sanchez signing for Shitty afterall mate! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)