Unionjack

Just like some fucked up Chelsea version of Groundhog Day without the happy ending in sight yet!

Children bollox!!! I remember mid last season he did some interview saying some BS about not having seen his children 'live; in months and its not the same via Skype! I dont know about you but I know if my children were only a 4 hour flight away (on normal airline flights and not a private jet which he could use) I would be going to see them every sodding week even if it was just for a 1 hour visit! You would never convince me he couldn't find the time to do that. I took my Mrs to Rome for dinner one night and we got the next plane home. Was there,had nosh and back in 10 hours!

But you will have noticed thats not Sarris style. Mou might say that but Sarri tries to have the teams back even when one really hasn't earned his faith or trust yet. Like I said. You mention KDB. Of course he is an ideal version of what we need instead of Barkley/Cesc/RLC. A great platmaker we can use as Hamsil and will pile on the goals and assists. From what Ive watched so far e dont have one mate. Do we think its possible for Barkley to do that? We have a truly shit hot deep playmaker who will be the bollox. We have one of the best CDM in the world. The ACM or a B2B is letting us down and we haven't got itt right since Lamps left

IF they were serious about wanting CL football they would be doing all they could to give it to us. I'm sorry but it cant be done by bringing in just 1 player into this system no matter how much I like him. I desperately hope I/m full of shit.

Plenty of mediocre ones, I'm praying to the footballing atoms that Barkley has the season of his life but from preseason it doesn't look like we can expect many goals from him. RLC/Cesct/Baks/Waterboy - yeah plenty of them but not one I would choose to start with. We need a lad that Strikes me that just like Conte he is purely the head coach with no power at all over transfers Sarri told journalists: “I think we need something. But only maybe one player. "I spoke with the club about the market but only one time, no more. “I spoke about positions but no specifics - no names - so I don't know."

Did he say compared to what tho?

I would actually have an instantaneous sex wee if we won! Expert Predictions: Man City vs Chelsea https://www.footballfancast.com/features/fixture-in-focus/chelsea-vs-manchester-city/expert-predictions-man-city-vs-chelsea

But the subject wasn't raised so its like us guessing what he will do.

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Whos the shortarse in the middle? Sarris Staff Confirmed https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/2018/8/3/sarri-s-staff-confirmed

Might start a fashion

Chelsea transfer news: Marina Granovskaia in contact with Real Madrid over major deal CHELSEA executive Marina Granovskaia has been contacting Real Madrid in a desperate attempt to drive up the price of Thibaut Courtois. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/720987/Chelsea-transfer-news-Marina-Granovskaia-Real-Madrid-talks-deal-latest

I wake myself up screaming that mate. Neighbors are starting to look at me even funnier.

Its a hellovalot for Palace to pay out in wages. Why they might want to let Zaha go

When who we should be looking at is someone above Barkley/Cescys level.

I think its the amount of times he falls over during a game!

Poor old Happy. I feel sorry for him. He is surely good enough for better than this! Chelsea given 48 hour deadline after club tables offer for Stamford Bridge player http://sportwitness.co.uk/chelsea-given-48-hour-deadline-club-tables-offer-stamford-bridge-player/

I just re read what he said "I spoke yesterday with him about him being late, but not about his future,"

Ive not got my own (nor Facebook) but I dont mind winding peeps up on theirs!

Well theyre of no use to nobody just sitting around doing sod all. we over paid for most to begin with and shes trying to make money on them. Not taking £65mill foe Willian was just daft (IF there was a bid for him in the 1st place. And I know I wont be popular but Eden at £200 mill was over priced. Sell Baks, one of the strikers,RLC and we have a nice wedge.

Pep: We thought Jorginho deal was done http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/chelsea/11459540/pep-discusses-exceptional-jorginho

Who knows? Sarri might use Eden as CHOs backup?

The guy really is a twat, Go talk to him on his Twitter page. Has more BS and excuses than Mou.

Are these 3 players, a striker, a RW and another CM going to be good starters or useless as shit panic buys?