CeleryFC

You are probably right. He just always seems to be spitting his dummy out of the pram. Then again, maybe I've only come to that analogy because he looks like an adult baby.

Dunno. It's all a moot point really though. Playing three games doesn't mean he hasn't refused to play more. I don't really know what to make of the situation. LvG could be right on the money, or he could be losing his marbles. I wouldn't be surprised with either. Although I really wish he would shut up about "philosophy".

Van Gaal said he refused to play with the U21s, and that is why they're selling him, and those were the U21 games that he played in.

Didn't UEFA brand them the worst fans in Europe too? Stealing tickets out of children's hands. Scum.

That's what I'm saying. Cursed! Haha. Then again, Crespo wasn't all bad, but you could argue he did his best work wearing the number 21...

I hope he Hasselbainks it, and doesn't Torres it. Number 9? Bloody hell.

I'd call it a popper too. Or a snap fastener. But never a button.

I dunno, it still seems too high to me. Like I feel like its weird I can see their nipples below the line.

The polo shirts with hidden buttons have me worried too...

chest seam is a bit too high for my liking. other than that wish it was our actual kit, because its looking like the leaked one is real and i think it looks awful

NB screams substitute gym teacher.

Supporter, Choulo, Supporter, but you're all worldies really

Should he cool it or should he blow? I think he's good cover, but its probably better for him to leave. Other than injury I can't see Azpi losing that spot.

http://neolive.net/22673/1/Watch-Chelsea-vs-Thailand-All-Stars/

Is he wearing trainers with a suit?

What is the likeliness of him getting a work permit?

Looks like the Ipswich kit, no?

Nice to see RLC. Hope he gets to play for the rest. Did Remy do anything all game? And Hazard, the less said about him the better. Willian and JT proper up for it.

DOUBLE, DOUBLE, DOUBLE

"...and Milner is suffering from a sicky tummy today." Always a joy when your commentators start using baby speak. QPR are an embarassment.

QPRs away kit doesn't half look awful. Look like they're wearing numbered waistcoats, from behind. Same with their home kit, but at least the blue and white isn't as noticeably shit.

#LongLiveBeerGoggles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pswP5vPUUYE It helps that that kit is gorg

Ha, he just gives off a proper manly vibe. And when we played at QPR... 10/10. Besides, he's a warrior.

Ivanovic. Then Hazard and Fabregas.