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It's not like he'll get a lot of playtime there.

He also said that he counted on Ba...

Seeing them attack for 90 minutes without success was priceless, and their crying about us parking the bus made it hilarious.

Too bad it's not a witty pun.

When will you guys stop repeating the same stuff over and over?

I won't be surprised if he eventually ends up badmouthing Chelsea and crying about how they didn't respect him and how they were cruel to him, not wanting to promise him a starting position.

I really hoped he would accomplish something at Chelsea. I had faith in him, even after missing the penalty against Bayern. Too bad he turned out to be a huge pussy.

Slovenian is a really sweet language. http://www.forvo.com/word/ljubljana/

Real Madrid is a brand, one of the three most popular clubs in the world and the media create all the hype around the players. So, yeah, I'm pretty sure that they will eventually cover his transfer fee just by selling his shirts.

Over 350 000 shirts with James' name have already been sold. 350 000 x 60 = 21 000 000£ profit after only two days... He prints money.

Mourinho should give this guy a chance. He's a beast when it comes to friendlies.

Atletico Madrid are locked in a transfer battle with ASMonaco to sign Chelsea striker Fernando Torres Monaco are now serious contenders for Torres as they look to replace James Rodriguez. Falcao could soon join him at Real. Atletico will not give up on Torres after missing out on Negredo, but will face serious competition from mega-rich Monaco. (Mirror) SOMEBODY, JUST KIDNAP HIM

We had a 40-year-old striker last season... Drogba is still younger.

I'll be happy if he scores at least 20 goals...

I've just read a comment saying that Mourinho ruined him defensively.

I used to have faith in him and defend him, but I'm sick of his attitude. I couldn't care less if we sold him right now.

He'd be a needless signing.

The worst moment: The club and the fans are still suffering because of this.

I find everything more beautiful than Nike shirts... Well, almost everything.

The fourth Chelsea kit next season:

If Shaw's worth 30m, Luiz 50m, Pogba should be worth... 70m.

@true_blue1403 I admit I'm not very knowledgeable in football, that's why I give up when I see someone who's even worse and less objective than myself. Whatever.

Good, because you've got a lot to learn. My intention was not to downplay the quality of the Bundesliga, but to point that Bayern is a dominant force there, and that the strength of their squad makes even someone like Pizarro look like a world class player.

In the Bundesliga. Playing for BAYERN. Even the 35-year-old Pizarro scored 10 goals in 691 minutes of play time, and he's surely no world class player!

And that's why he's a bench warmer at Bayern. To each his own, I guess.