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You are seriously fucking me up the arse!

Inter Milan are set to face Manchester United in the Champions League with just two fit centre-backs after losing Marco Materazzi and Nicolas Burdisso. Both picked up injuries in the first half of Inter's 2-0 victory over Genoa. Ahead of Wednesday's game, Inter coach Jose Mourinho said: "Christian Chivu, Walter Samuel, Materazzi and Burdisso are out." ---------------------- http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/7899577.stm ---------------------- It's like the red carpet is being put down for United! :ballack:

Chelsea defender Paulo Ferreira has been ruled out of action for the rest of the season with an anterior cruciate ligament injury. The Portugal international is the third Chelsea player to suffer the knee problem this season, with Joe Cole and Michael Essien also affected. Ferreira, 30, has only been on the fringes of the first team this term, starting just one Premier League game. He has appeared as substitute in a further six matches. ------------------------------------ http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...sea/7928801.stm ------------------------------------ shame to see him get injured, even though he is third choice right back. Our very useful utility man is out, which sucks

Excellent win! Pompey 0-1 Chelsea Only one goal but I'll take that result

GET IN THERE!!! 1-0

hmmm, Pompey started well....can't be good

You've probrably seen it on facebook already, but just in case you don't have facebook, I'll put it up on here. Here's how I attempted to battle it out with a United fan I know from uni ----------------------------------------------------------------- Zain (United Fan): why you celebrating 2nd? do you also celebrate when you come second in a match????!! Me: What are you on about Zain??? We're not just celebrating 2nd, Hiddink is turning our season around, and he's made a great start! Zain: Nothing to turn around mate nor has there ever been since mourinho left even avram did a stand up job, scolari is an awesome manager how are cheski gonna find any1 manager? dont think Alex Ferguson wants the job nor Arsène Wenger!!! Even roman abramovichmoney cant buy JESUS! Me: There is something to turn around, we were fourth and looking at 5th place, but Hiddink after 2 games has lifted us 2 places, so how can you tell me that isn't progress. Yes Scolari is a great manager, but he just didn't do well for us. Hiddink has come in, and Chelsea look so much better!! Who the fuck needs Fergie or Wenger mate?? Zain: we're 1st plus not to brag but europe..hell world champions!...erm i finks every1 needs sir alex fergie (MBE OBE)!!!! what are you talking about 5th!! hindink didnt do fuck! the only reason your 2nd is because LPOOL slipped up last week and this week!!! lamps saved the day otherwise Chelsea would have fired another manager! cheski are stupid and impatient! you dont build a world class team with money alone and it dont happen overnight! Me: What?? Fire a manager because of ONE game?? Seriously man, come on!! And what do you mean Hiddink hasn't done fuck?? If he hadn't have arrived then we wouldn't have beaten an on form Aston Villa, or beaten a team like Juventus at home, and keep a clean sheet, when everyone else has scored against us. Obviously there's been a lot of improvement in the last couple of games. The best is yet to come. LOL!! Fergie can take his MBE and shove it up his anal passage mate! x) Zain: hahahah your jus jealous!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Ferguson - read it, hey frame it and hang it above your bed and everyday you wake up for the rest of your life know that you'll neva have a manager that good ;-) serously though im only mess i love Chelsea..like i love a good kick in the privates! heheh nah they've got to stop firing they're managers every weekend and give the manager some time and support. roman A-BUM-avich is a loser get hm gone and that traitor Peter Kenyon. im off to polish off me replica 07-08 trophies!!! Me: there's no point in feeling jealous mate!! Win or lose, you gotta stand behind your team Sorry mate, but I don't have room on my wall for that, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Mourinho - I've already got this mounted quite nicely on my wall, nicely framed, and I always wake up knowing that he's seen a Chelsea side trounce you 3-1 at Old Trafford while we had a league title in the bag. Now go and polish those trophies nicely for Terry and Lampard!! ;P Zain: you got any cleaning tips for me mate i cant seem to get TERRYS TEARS off this champs league trophy!!! you can keep the 3-1 victory with title in the bag i raise you one fateful evening on the 21st of May (shows off his photographic evidence) Me: here's a tip for you. When Inter score two away goals at old trafford, wipe the tears off Ronaldo's face and use that to polish them off. Mind you it won't really matter anyway because Terry can always wash it off with the Champagne once he gets his hands on it Zain: ouch bro that was low blow wishing my team bad luck in such a harsh way im hurt man, you've not got a soul! giggs should in a retirement home and he still better than most of your squad! terrys not good enuff to clean sir giggys boots! beside terry cant touch ronaldo on the pitch let alone grab tears from his face! ronnys too fast he'd leave poor ol tezza in the dust. i wasnt gonna post this but your low blow has forced my hand. those tears are a nightmare to get off man, i've tried everything! turtle wax, brasso, t-cut, BLEECH, white spirit you name it! dam terry whyd you hav to cry like a lil bitch! Me: seriously man you don't get it do you!! The only way you're going to get rid of them are Ronaldo's tears, don't worry mate, you'll get a whole dose of them when you lose to Inter in 2 weeks. Ronny is fast I'll agree on that, but he is probably the world's greatest at being a diving cheating cnut! xD Zain:truth is its nt all abt fergy he was about to be fired when he first became manager at utd when he couldn't win the league oh the irony! the fans wanted him gone! you've got to give the manger time though and look at him now! most decorated manager in the biz..more decorations that my Christmas tree...i dont have a xmas tree but if i did he'd still have more decorations Ronaldo is a flawed genius. you'll note 24 seconds into this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbEe5ld6TSA...feature=related when hes not rolling around on the floor he can score beauties like that. i leave you with this quote: "I am no longer Chelsea coach, and I do not have to defend them any more, but I think it is correct if I say Drogba is a diver. " - the late great JOSE Mourinho Me: Flawed Genius eh?? HA!! If that's the case then, he's probably also too big for his boots, he thinks he can do all these fancy moves on the pitch with his feet, but then he makes a complete mockery and makes himself look like an idiot.. observe .. :lol:

GET IINNTHEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Charlie Nicholas scared the living daylights out of me!!!

Should have killed it off, and we didn't.... now we're paying the price

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! :mad:

At this rate it's only a matter of time before we see Wigan score

Where's Miroslav Stoch by the way??

HA!! JT making some history there!

JT YOU BEAUTY!!!

Wigan nearly scored

Not liking the way we've started to be honest, we need to up our game

get a life Man City, seriously!! JT will never be a swap deal for Robinho

I hope this will finish 0-0, or a 1-0 win, that's what I'm predicting. I'm also hoping that the 1-0 win over Aston Villa will give us the momentum we need to get a good result. Prediction: Chelsea 1-0 Juventus

hey! welcome to the forums

Cheers Elliott! If he has facebook, get him to join my group!!

ANybody else know any friends from Sweden/Norway/Denmark? I'd really love to get this facebook group going!! Only 2 members so far not looking very good!!!

FUCKING FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! :D That's the Chelsea I know! Shitting on the Villa 1-0

I was going to edit my post but the bloody browser wouldn't let me!!

Two questions about that lineup... 1) Why are we STILL using Mikel as a defensive midfielder 2) Where's Quaresma??