Eidur the Spider

Fabregas does it for the second time in two games, loses his man and shows no passion to get back and we concede. FUCK OFF MATE. Get Matic on at HT, they are running through our midfield, Ramires is doing the work of two because of that lazy bastard. Falcao winning almost everything in the air and NO ONE IS GAMBLING ON IT. Ivanovic...well I can't be bothered. We don't look like scoring from open play, so limp in attack.

Can't argue with that!

Why are people still surprised Ivanovic starts? I'm slightly more concerned with a fabregas/ramires pivot, but Rambo does deserve a start.

Man this is a good week for Aguero to be captain of my fantasy team.

My captain today too!

It's been a trying bit of time to be a chelsea fan, so with that in mind, all enjoy a picture of our new puppy Oscar! (Not named after the player- if he was I'm sure some would have preferred to name him Isco or Reus!).

Brana is our best right back!?

Medicals tomorrow for Marco Amelia with Chelsea: then he'll sign the contract till the end of the season. #CFC (via @DiMarzio)

I found another grey hair tonight....I'm gonna name it Ivanovic.

Mourinho: 'I think it was a good performance with two ridiculous mistakes. Sometimes you make them and are not punished. We were punished.'

Mourinho said it was a 'good performance.' No, Jose. It wasn't.

Ugh. GET JOHN TERRY BACK IN. WE NEED A FUCKING LEADER. GET IVANOVIC OUT. HE IS AN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES. I literally don't know what he has to do to get dropped. He looks like a sunday league player. WAKE THE FUCK UP JOSE. We look like we are going to conceded every time the opposition attacks. The attackers I am not worried about, they will come back, the defence needs tactical work and the right fucking players playing. Well in Willian!! Thank god for Asmir Begovic!

Get him back in, we need a leader.

Get JT back. This defence has no leadership.

Willian having an amazing game! Well played that man, so much drive and determination

That defence lacks LEADERSHIP. Get JT on.

Willian on fire! So pleased he's adding an end product to his play! GET THE FUCK IN!!!

Well played Ramires!

any streams? acestream isnt working too well for me tonight for some reason.

Wow, that was an experience. Notes: - Brana has to go, yada yada yada Jose won't listen anyway. - Fabregas should be dropped after that display, especially letting his man go from the corner. Shocker. RLC needs to have his place, the guy will work his ass off. - Rambo to start next game too, he was great when he came on, what a finish. - Hazard good in glimpses, hope he gets back to his absolute best. - Oscar worked hard. - That defending for the first goal was how I defend on fifa sometimes, unacceptable in a top league. - I think Falcao suits our style of play more than Remy, which is a shame because Remy is a better player and in better form. I'd give Radamel the nod the next game to see. I am worried about this season now, I am not usually one to overreact before those sorts tell me to 'calm down and stop going overboard on this' but that was a dreadful performance, we were very fortunate to get a point, almost embarassingly fortunate if we got all three. This was a turgid performance against a rank bad side, hoodoos aside, we need to play better than this, heads need to roll but will they? Naaa I doubt it. Rinse and repeat more likely.

I'd throw Matic into that category too, an absolute shell of himself, getting bundled off the ball by Ayoze Perez for bloody hell's sake.

Making a pub side look like world beaters. Fuck off.

Just walked away from the tv in disgust. Rant incoming... CESC AND MATIC- Should be fucking ashamed of themselves, no bottle, no fight, its embarassing. Ivanovic, no point in talking, just fuck off please. Zouma's error for the goal sums up this performance. What are we missing?! A PAIR OF FUCKING BALLS!! SORT IT OUT. NOW. Bring on Rambo and Willian. This is an absolutely diabolical performance. Never felt so angry watching Chelsea. SHOW SOME FUCKING FIGHT YOU OVERPAID BASTARDS.

Chelsea team today: Begovic; Ivanovic ©, Zouma, Cahill, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Pedro, Oscar, Hazard; Remy. #CFC

Matthew ‏@Madderrssss 24 hrs24 hours agoSo my brother bumped into Diego Costa today. At Paulton's Park. In the store in the Peppa Pig section. Jealous.