Eidur the Spider

Getting hyped now. Seal the deal chaps!!!

Is that source even reliable? Thought he looked very good against us, mind you most players did last season

Meanwhile at Chelsea... FFS LADS GET IN THE GAME

Nainggolan: "An offer from Chelsea is a big deal, one cannot simply dismiss it without taking it into consideration" #ASRoma (via @DiMarzio) Nainggolan: "I have already expressed my preferences, now we must see whether the club can do its part" #CFC (via @DavidAmoyal / @DiMarzio)

Why would he work under Jose when he will just get subbed on and off again? Keep him, he'll bounce back next season and we'll look absolute morons (again) for getting rid.

I approve of this signing. Get it done, chaps!

#Chelsea are set to offer N’Golo Kante a five-year deal to reject Paris Saint-Germain and join them. [Mirror] #Chelsea are ready to hand N’Golo Kante more than TREBLE his £35,000-a-week wages at Leicester to tempt him to Stamford Bridge. [Mirror] Antonio Conte is looking to pair N’Golo Kante with Roma enforcer Radja Nainggolan in a new-look midfield next season. [Mirror] #Chelsea are confident they are in pole position to sign N’Golo Kante, while Nainggolan has already confirmed talks are ongoing. [Mirror] #Chelsea could have signed Kante last summer before he joined Leicester for just £5.6m from Caen, and regret not doing so. [Mirror] #Chelsea are now desperate to rectify that mistake this time around and are in pole position for N’Golo Kante's signature. [Mirror]

Sign him up. Would be an excellent acquisition!!

Silly season rumour.

He's shit for us before he's even signed? That's forward planning right there!

Lichtsteiner said yes to Conte on Sat. He could join Chelsea when Dani Alves is officially at Juve. €11m, 3 years deal. (@EmaGiulianelli)

Chelsea have a lot of interest in Antonio Rüdiger. More in report on @DiMarzio website below ... #CFC #ASRoma http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/eng/roma-from-totti-to-dzeko-pallotta-is-arriving-in-italy-this-week/

CARRASCO! YESSS!!

Pepe has got to be one of the biggest arseholes in football. Total embarrassment,

Mani Djazmi ‏@Mani2911 May 27 Just done Antonio Conte's first English-language interview. Asked what the most important words are that he's learned. "I like 'To fight'"

So obvious he always wanted that job. You can also tell he's still pissed off with how it went at Chelsea the second time around and you can rest assured he will be gunning not just for Pep and Wenger but for us as well, possibly in a more personal way to prove a point. I remember when he signed to come back here and my dad said to me, 'this doesn't feel right, it isn't genuine, this will end in tears', he was right (annoyingly), I knew it myself but I didn't want to openly admit it until now. We were second choice, all the talk about the 'Happy One' was BS, he was the most grumpy SOB since he came back, and being 'One of Us', well that was just manipulation and spin. I was happy when he got sacked, I literally couldn't take any more of the post match press conferences, the picking of the same old tired, over the hill players, the excuses, the outright mental breakdowns after games. He went from box office to car crash tv since Madrid. Man Utd have their honeymoon period with Jose now, like we all did first and second time around, and while I wish him no ill at all, he's just a football manager at the end of the day, people say the board made some bad choices over the summer but Jose made rank bad choices week after week, after week, after week and that's been forgotten by some on here (although I think the Mourinho FC lot will be signing up to Redcafe soon). It's all about us now, and Conte is the man, let's hope for a good summer window and a positive start to the season. The media wankfest will go on but let's for a change, hopefully, fly under the radar and make it a great bounceback season! UP THE BLUES! KTBFFH!!

He's moved on, we did when we sacked him. FORZA CONTE!

Chelsea have told Everton they will not be held to ransom over striker Romelu Lukaku. #CFC #EFC (Express) Lukaku has made it clear he wants to leave #EFC and is keen on a return to #CFC, telling friends he has "unfinished business" (Express)

So much noise about this now. I have no idea what to think of it, IF its the right price? Sure why not, he'll be extremely motivated to succeed if the stories of unfinished business and wanting to be like Drogba are true. But he's such an asshole and never shuts his mouth.....hmmmm.

Chelsea confident of signing £65m striker Romelu Lukaku as he favours Stamford Bridge return. #CFC #EFC (Standard)

Maybe we can do a swap deal, his beloved Oscar for Mata? Go on, Jose, you know it makes sense.

Abso-bloody-exactly. Don't expect him to be too respectful. The master manipulator has got what he wanted all along.

'One of us'. He was never happy second time around. Always thought he wanted the Utd job when Moyes was made manager. Now he's got it. He was never the happy one and hasn't been the special one since Madrid.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36351371 Reported on by BBC now. He will be the new manager of Man Utd. This feels odd. The Man Utd forum are jacking off already. Guaranteed instant success I believe and he will get backing, next season has got even more interesting. Will be intriguing to see what he has to say about it all in his first PC. I always had an inkling that he wanted the United job deep down, now he's got it. The 'One of Us' ends, he's the past. Conte is the future. No man is bigger than the club, he's moved onto our rival. Time for us to go again next season and challenge. COME ON CHELSEA!

Not sure how I feel about this. Seems to be gathering pace.