The Chels

Nah Salah went for £11m and Markovic for £20m. We could have bought Markovic for £11m though.

LOL seen lots of people do that. Poor Hazard!

I was being sarcastic...

Cavani is the perfect striker, except for his poor finishing lol

except Oezil which is a correct alternative spelling

Seems like he's back in training unless this clip is old. An Atletico fan is heard shouting: 'Filipe go to (get lost to) Chelsea already! Cholo (Simeone), tell him to go to Chelsea!' Simeone tells the fan to calm down. http://www.cuatro.com/deportes/programas-completos/Domingo_2_1827030049.html at 7:45 mins left

MNF can be a pain but it's nothing new.

Definitely. City and us were just easily outbidding them but now with FFP restrictions and the fact that they've got shit loads to spend with these new deals, they'll be a big force in the market - just look at the Shaw deal: £30m at £100k/week! I reckon they'll be able to outdo City in every sense now, but with the London factor and Mourinho I think we should do alright.

LOL Fellaini is on the shortlist for midfielders on there

I think that's because it was 'just' Schurrle - if that run/cross was from someone like Messi or James Rodriguez there'd be a lot more hype around it.

Minha = my. So I think it's just some random person's team.

Fake apparently: Inevitable that he's going there though. Great corners but got very lucky today that Higuain missed the 1v1 from his misplaced header.

The Times say United had bid £47.7m but Di Maria prefers PSG lol http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/sport/football/World_Cup/article1433590.ece

He trolls a lot but his Chelsea exclusives published as fact like this transfer tend to be accurate

He's losing out on wages by signing the contract later

Duncan Castles (and Rob Beasley who reported it a couple of days ago) are both very reliable with Chelsea news so I suspect the official announcement can't be too far away. Duncan also says that Azpi will be playing at RB instead of Ivanovic. Good news.

Costa shouldn't take penalties. Missed quite a few last season.

Kid doesn't know about his own future, let alone Pogba's!

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/transfer-news-chelsea-stopped-from-making-moves-for-radamel-falcao-and-edinson-cavani-due-to-financial-fair-play-regulations-9120442.html It's an old quote

We're really lagging behind http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28275495

So he didn't complete yesterday's training because of a 'bruised knee' and is missing today's because of a 'fever' lol http://www.vavel.com/es/futbol/atletico-de-madrid/368575-filipe-luis-con-fiebre-no-se-entrena.html

He's been a free agent for a while now so I wonder why it's taking so long

Ex-footballer who is now a radio presenter. Most famous for beating up his girlfriend (Ulrika Jonsson) lol

If we're looking to hijack an Arsenal transfer it should have been Sanchez not Khedira ffs!

He's shaved it off now lol