The Pub - Discuss Anything

[capriccioso 2,545]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE... YOU COME IN HERE AND TALK TALK TALK, BUT NONE OF YOU DRINK?. LOOK RIGHT WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN, YOU CANT JUST COME IN HERE AND JUST TALK, WHY DO NONE OF YOU DRINK?, SERIOUSLY WHATS THE POINT IN COMING HERE AND SITTING HERE, USING MY HEAT, MY FACILITIES, BUT NOT HAVING A FUCKING DRINK, SOMEONE EXPLAIN?

Sloth :lol:/

I'll have a UNSW essay that's been put through a blender and then mixed with water, thanks.

[Kojo 4,676]

Can i have your ID's please?, you all look 12 to me.

[Spike 12,049]

Can i have your ID's please?, you all look 12 to me.

I'm one fucking hairy 12 year old then.

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

I am 12

[Fulham Broadway 16,392]

I am 12

WHS -was looking at your 'invasion' of that forum last night. Absolute fucking classic. Especially when that dipper said he was leaving. Fantastic stuff

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Pint of Magner's Pear please.

[Kojo 4,676]

Coming right up, NOW GUYS THIS IS A PUB!.

And damn WHS didn't even do anything either lmao, he just came on with we hate scouse name and he got mad. But then again it was right after the F.A Cup win.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I am 12

Not sure if serious.

[Spike 12,049]

Good job WHS, it's almost comedic genius.

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

Where's my medal?

[BlueLion. 21,491]

^ nevermind that, where the fuck is my pint?

Coming right up, NOW GUYS THIS IS A PUB!.

Oh right. Ta.

[Spike 12,049]

Where's my medal?

There you go, guv. Don't drink too much sparkling.

^ nevermind that, where the fuck is my pint?

Oh right. Ta.

Out of pints. Have a fucking litre.

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

There you go, guv. Don't drink too much sparkling.

AMG IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU ALL!

[Spike 12,049]

AMG IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU ALL!

I FIXED IT GOSH

[LDN Blue 7,903]

I'll have a glass of tap water please..

From someone who works in a bar, I absolutely DESPISE your kind

Pint of Magner's Pear please.

You'll get Bulmers and you will love it.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

So I was doing a bit of work for a electrician on the weekend. Went to some ladies house and she wanted me to install some extra sockets. She showed me where to put them, then I said "Okay, where your man hole?". "Why?" she asked. "Well I've gotta run cable from where you want to sockets to the switchboard".

"Don't you just put the sockets on the wall and electricity comes through?"

You mean the socket you were installing is not wireless? You are so outdated Kezza!

[Laylabelle 9,296]

Dissarno and orange!

[Spike 12,049]

I having nothing to post about. I'm literally all posted out, creativity drained and hungry. At least I finished Silent Hill today with the Good+ ending.