The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Stingray 9,441]

It's a female...

Ah that's Kryptonite for you hey Lassie!

Hint: you need to twist her nipples really hard! Then a headbut and finish her off with your knee.

[SinineUltra 1,170]

Ah that's Kryptonite for you hey Lassie!

Hint: you need to twist her nipples really hard! Then a headbut and finish her off with your knee.

I'd go as far as suggesting a straight punch to the triangle, solar plexus in between the karate moves you brought out.

[whatthemata 249]

Ah that's Kryptonite for you hey Lassie! Hint: you need to twist her nipples really hard! Then a headbut and finish her off with your knee.

Sorry, won't be following your lead!

[Stingray 9,441]

Sorry, won't be following your lead!

Ow comon .... man balls you bite off in the blink of an eye and one little nipple scares you?

[Ankit 3,176]

The person, next to me on the train is playing Taylor Swift quite loud! My ears!!

Haha! Long journey? I always follow one rule when travelling through public transport Always carry an ear plug. You can never be sure about your company!

[whatthemata 249]

Haha! Long journey? I always follow one rule when travelling through public transport Always carry an ear plug. You can never be sure about your company!

Oh yeah, I've got my ipod with me - but even with them in, I cannot escape the sounds of "we are never ever getting back together..."

[Rmpr 8,977]

It is a dilemma, really.

You see, @Jype voted for in the general knowledge thread, but @Rmpr didn't (that traitor !!! he should be hanged to the highest tree for that)

But, @Jype voted against me in the funiest member thread, @Rmpr voted for me ....

So the jury is still out on this one. I will await the proceedings of the awards ....

Here is no dilemma, I was the first to nominate and vote for you in three different categories (Best Newcomer, Funniest Member and Best International Member). It would be not fair if I voted for you in 4 different things, so I decided to vote for another member in one of them!

[whatthemata 249]

Ow comon .... man balls you bite off in the blink of an eye and one little nipple scares you?

I hate that your spreading rumours about me that are completely false! Not cool!

[Rmpr 8,977]

Everyone here are having their tests/exams this week, lucky bastards! After that summer holidays I presume?

Last exam I need to take is practically end of June so the fun is just starting.

When will you learn that summer is in December-February?

[Ankit 3,176]

Oh yeah, I've got my ipod with me - but even with them in, I cannot escape the sounds of "we are never ever getting back together..."

Oh, you must have sinned girl, this is just gods taking revenge.

[Jype 6,398]

It is a dilemma, really.

You see, @Jype voted for in the general knowledge thread, but @Rmpr didn't (that traitor !!! he should be hanged to the highest tree for that)

But, @Jype voted against me in the funiest member thread, @Rmpr voted for me ....

So the jury is still out on this one. I will await the proceedings of the awards ....

General knowledge is definitely more important than being funny so my vote counts for more.

[Stingray 9,441]

Here is no dilemma, I was the first to nominate and vote for you in three different categories (Best Newcomer, Funniest Member and Best International Member). It would be not fair if I voted for you in 4 different things, so I decided to vote for another member in one of them!

And it had to be in the category wanted to win in? What am I - the Joker?

[SinineUltra 1,170]

When will you learn that summer is in December-February?

At the moment it is 17-20 C outside, can wear plain T-shirts without any jackets on etc. Any warmer and I will melt.

[Rmpr 8,977]

And it had to be in the category wanted to win in? What am I - the Joker?

Shut up and be happy that you actually are going to win something!

[Stingray 9,441]

I hate that your spreading rumours about me that are completely false! Not cool!

Public statement:

@Whatthemata is a very sensitive, creative and intelligent person of the female persuasion. In no way does she intend to actively or passively bestow harm on anyone from the opposite sex. Any coincidental collateral damage resulting from our banter is the responsibility of Stingray.

Yours truly!