OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 You know how big Australia is? She lives in North Queensland that is more than twice the length of the UK away. And she has BF, Spike is a randy cunt but not a dogging cunt.Send her a semi naked photo of you in a beanie, that will sway her. The BF will be gone like that. Then you get her to come to you and boom. Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Damn man, Syrians know how to fuckin party!!This girl had a sweet 16 yesterday and her family were having the time of their lives yesterday! Hahaha--Also, what genes are you guys (Syrians) made out of?? Every Syrian i've seen is HOT as hell! Including the men!No homo.I thought a fucking Syrian was an alien at first reading that but then I remembered what a stupid cunt I can be sometimes and that what I said was ridiculous even though I've watched that many films with aliens and shit in them the last week (mostly riddick on repeat). I thought of Sireon from Lord of the Rings too, fuck I'm losing it.Yeah Syrian women are beautiful, I don't know how but they just are..... damn Blue-in-me-Veins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Send her a semi naked photo of you in a beanie, that will sway her. The BF will be gone like that. Then you get her to come to you and boom.See! This is why you are ranked number one desirable man in all of Scotland and number 578475847584578 in the world. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 @, how are Scotish girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Popular Post! Share Posted May 21, 2013 @, how are Scotish girls? whatthemata all I'm saying Rmpr, bababoom, Spike and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 whatthemata all I'm sayingHahaha, I see! OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 @Rmpr, Charm. Class. Sophistication. OneMoSalah and Rmpr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 @Rmpr, Charm. Class. Sophistication. Aye except the ones who are caught shagging outside tents at T in the Park or being fingered at an Example concert in Aberdeen aye they are alright ahhahahahahhahaHonestly I'd go as far to say Susan Boyle is in the top 100 in Scotland HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH fuck she is not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Aye except the ones who are caught shagging outside tents at T in the Park or being fingered at an Example concert in Aberdeen aye they are alright ahhahahahahhahaDo you show them how Ryan does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Australian girls from Jake's hometown are the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Do you show them how Ryan does it?No I've never been to T and don't intend on going, biggest heap of shit ever and Example is a cunt so I doubt I'll be there. I will not be showing off anything at a music gig bar my hatred for Justin Bieber by possibly decapitating him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Australian girls from Jake's hometown are the best! Apparently not Jake is ranked higher than Justin Timberlake in Aussieland's top 100 but still they tell him to come as a friend? Da fuq? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Apparently not Jake is ranked higher than Justin Timberlake in Aussieland's top 100 but still they tell him to come as a friend? Da fuq?LOL, I would literally run if they talked to me! OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Apparently not Jake is ranked higher than Justin Timberlake in Aussieland but still they tell him to come as a friend? Ds fuq?She was das German-Spanish. Slut.Australian girls from Jake's hometown are the best! Best for using as a shooting target.No I've never been to T and don't intend on going, biggest heap of shit ever and Example is a cunt so I doubt I'll be there. Do it cunt. They are white, trashy and willing. That's like a 10/10 in Australia. Low standards country. Rmpr and OneMoSalah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 LOL, I would literally run if they talked to me! It's the reason why I'm so great at long distance running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 She was das German-Spanish. Slut.Best for using as a shooting target.Do it cunt. They are white, trashy and willing. That's like a 10/10 in Australia. Low standards country.Hahahhaha god the similarities between Scotland and Australia. Ironically most Scots think that is a 10/10 too Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Hahahhaha god the similarities between Scotland and Australia. Ironically most Scots think that is a 10/10 tooExcept this high class cunt. Get wrekt m8 OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I am glad I am Brazilian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatthemata 249 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 What is going on here?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 What is going on here?!More like what isn't/hasn't gone on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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