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You know how big Australia is? She lives in North Queensland that is more than twice the length of the UK away. And she has BF, Spike is a randy cunt but not a dogging cunt.

Send her a semi naked photo of you in a beanie, that will sway her. The BF will be gone like that. Then you get her to come to you and boom.

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Damn man, Syrians know how to fuckin party!!

This girl had a sweet 16 yesterday and her family were having the time of their lives yesterday! Hahaha

--Also, what genes are you guys (Syrians) made out of?? Every Syrian i've seen is HOT as hell! Including the men!

No homo.

I thought a fucking Syrian was an alien at first reading that but then I remembered what a stupid cunt I can be sometimes and that what I said was ridiculous even though I've watched that many films with aliens and shit in them the last week (mostly riddick on repeat). I thought of Sireon from Lord of the Rings too, fuck I'm losing it.

Yeah Syrian women are beautiful, I don't know how but they just are..... damn

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Send her a semi naked photo of you in a beanie, that will sway her. The BF will be gone like that. Then you get her to come to you and boom.

See! This is why you are ranked number one desirable man in all of Scotland and number 578475847584578 in the world.

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@Rmpr, Charm. Class. Sophistication.

Aye except the ones who are caught shagging outside tents at T in the Park or being fingered at an Example concert in Aberdeen aye they are alright ahhahahahahhaha

Honestly I'd go as far to say Susan Boyle is in the top 100 in Scotland HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH fuck she is not

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Do you show them how Ryan does it?

No I've never been to T and don't intend on going, biggest heap of shit ever and Example is a cunt so I doubt I'll be there. I will not be showing off anything at a music gig bar my hatred for Justin Bieber by possibly decapitating him.

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Apparently not Jake is ranked higher than Justin Timberlake in Aussieland but still they tell him to come as a friend? Ds fuq?

She was das German-Spanish. Slut.

Australian girls from Jake's hometown are the best! :ph34r:

Best for using as a shooting target.

No I've never been to T and don't intend on going, biggest heap of shit ever and Example is a cunt so I doubt I'll be there.

Do it cunt. They are white, trashy and willing. That's like a 10/10 in Australia. Low standards country.

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She was das German-Spanish. Slut.

Best for using as a shooting target.

Do it cunt. They are white, trashy and willing. That's like a 10/10 in Australia. Low standards country.

Hahahhaha god the similarities between Scotland and Australia. Ironically most Scots think that is a 10/10 too

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