OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I can't believe only 15 countries play competitve cricket. The rest of the world is missing all the fun to be had from cricketMissing out on fun? Cricket? That phrases don't belong in the same sentence mate. Anyway how good is Vin Disel films oh my chronicles of riddick, pitch black and there is a new one coming out in September. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Missing out on fun? Cricket? That phrases don't belong in the same sentence mate. Anyway how good is Vin Disel films oh my chronicles of riddick, pitch black and there is a new one coming out in September.Vin Diesel is a Dungeon and Dragons playing nerd. i'll beat the fuck out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Vin Diesel is a Dungeon and Dragons playing nerd. i'll beat the fuck out of him.Vin Diesel is about as wide as a bus, he'll beat the fuck out of the whole of Australia mate. Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Vin Diesel is about as wide as a bus, he'll beat the fuck out of the whole of Australia mate.I kick the ass of the nerdlingers at my university all the time. When I'm feeling a bit bored violent like all great men feel occasionally I go down to Gardens Point, walk into S-Block, walk up the flight of stairs to level five and I let loose. My foot because a homing rocket to the dork's arse, no one is spared; pain and destruction is felt evenly between all. They are communists and they are sharing the pain I inflict. I always leave one untouched though, so he can spread the word of my good deeds and fetch me a carton of beer and a bucket of fried chicken. When I'm done I bang their girlfriends and sisters, impregnating them all. My manliness knows no bounds, they are at my every whim. Just as god intended. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I kick the ass of the nerdlingers at my university all the time. When I'm feeling a bit bored violent like all great men feel occasionally I go down to Gardens Point, walk into S-Block, walk up the flight of stairs to level five and I let loose. My foot because a homing rocket to the dork's arse, no one is spared; pain and destruction is felt evenly between all. They are communists and they are sharing the pain I inflict. I always leave one untouched though, so he can spread the word of my good deeds and fetch me a carton of beer and a bucket of fried chicken. When I'm done I bang their girlfriends and sisters, impregnating them all. My manliness knows no bounds, they are at my every whim. Just as god intended.Mate, speak to Vin Diesels bicep. Its huge, its probably the size of Scotland, he and Lukaku are rare breeds of men, absolute tanks. Vin Diesel may be a nerd but he looks like he kicks heads in when the comic book store are out of batman comics. Also the bit I made bold, I'm glad you said your foot and not your third leg too, its safe to say if you had saidyour pecker then wow, there would be madness in the fucking pub. Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Mate, speak to Vin Diesels bicep. Its huge, its probably the size of Scotland, he and Lukaku are rare breeds of men, absolute tanks. Vin Diesel may be a nerd but he looks like he kicks heads in when the comic book store are out of batman comics. I walked into a comic store once. I didn't walk out because I destroyed it. It was no longer a comic book store when I walked out. The last time I was in England, I found myself in an awkward situation, I was the best looking person there, male and female. I wasn't going to sully my body with such ugly people, so I did something I had never done before. I always had a line of women lining up to do this for me so it was a new experience. After a few decades of effort Scotland was created and whatever drizzled out last became Ireland. This is my only regret. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I walked into a comic store once. I didn't walk out because I destroyed it. It was no longer a comic book store when I walked out. The last time I was in England, I found myself in an awkward situation, I was the best looking person there, male and female. I wasn't going to sully my body with such ugly people, so I did something I had never done before. I always had a line of women lining up to do this for me so it was a new experience. After a few decades of effort Scotland was created and whatever drizzled out last became Ireland. This is my only regret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Also the bit I made bold, I'm glad you said your foot and not your third leg too, its safe to say if you had saidyour pecker then wow, there would be madness in the fucking pub.Once just once I got a little carried away. I was kicking ass like never before, I got a little excited. Then I got REALLY excited. Enough blood to fill the Atlantic ocean rushed south on my body to fill my bavarian meat sausage u-boat destroyer. It was too much, every women in the world had an instant orgasm and got pregnant. And WWII started. Never again. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Once just once I got a little carried away. I was kicking ass like never before, I got a little excited. Then I got REALLY excited. Enough blood to fill the Atlantic ocean rushed south on my body to fill my bavarian meat sausage u-boat destroyer. It was too much, every women in the world had an instant orgasm and got pregnant. And WWII started. Never again.What the fuck has happened to you today/tonight you mad son of a gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 What the fuck has happened to you today/tonight you mad son of a gun? I'm sorry Ryan, I've been a terrible dad, I haven't taught you how to be a man. Now look at you...as pathetic as you are ugly. The polar opposite of your father. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A FATHER WHEN I NEVER HAD ONE MYSELF? Your sister is fit though...send her around. I can't teach you to be a man, but I'll teach her to be a woman. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 I'm sorry Ryan, I've been a terrible dad, I haven't taught you how to be a man. Now look at you...as pathetic as you are ugly. The polar opposite of your father. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A FATHER WHEN I NEVER HAD ONE MYSELF? Your sister is fit though...send her around. I can't teach you to be a man, but I'll teach her to be a woman.Haha 1) my father is too cool to be you, 2) I am beautiful in my own way, 3) I dont have a sister. 4) Fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Haha 1) my father is too cool to be you, 2) I am beautiful in my own way, 3) I dont have a sister. 4) Fuck youThe second last word is what I'll do to your sister. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 The second last word is what I'll do to your sister.Fuck you sister fucker. I don't have no sister that you can fuck, sadly or I'd pledge her to you as you are Sir Spike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Fuck you sister fucker. I don't have no sister that you can fuck, sadly or I'd pledge her to you as you are Sir SpikeMy mate has an older sister. I want to fuck her because I think it would be funny. Actually a couple of my mates have fit sisters. They'll feel the wrath of Spike. By wrath, I mean my longjohn. OneMoSalah and Heisenberg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 My mate has an older sister. I want to fuck her because I think it would be funny. Actually a couple of my mates have fit sisters. They'll feel the wrath of Spike. By wrath, I mean my longjohn.My German mate has a fit cousin and one of my other mates sister is stunning so the banter is usually good and includes their sister/cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 My German mate has a fit cousin and one of my other mates sister is stunning so the banter is usually good and includes their sister/cousin.My German room mate has fucking fit sister. It would be so awesome to bang her, not because she is fit but because the lulz. Heisenberg and OneMoSalah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 My German room mate has fucking fit sister. It would be so awesome to bang her, not because she is fit but because the lulz.Just fucking do it you randy Australian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Just fucking do it you randy Australian.You know how big Australia is? She lives in North Queensland that is more than twice the length of the UK away. And she has BF, Spike is a randy cunt but not a dogging cunt. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Damn man, Syrians know how to fuckin party!! This girl had a sweet 16 yesterday and her family were having the time of their lives yesterday! Hahaha--Also, what genes are you guys (Syrians) made out of?? Every Syrian i've seen is HOT as hell! Including the men! No homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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