The Pub - Discuss Anything

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

@TorontoChelsea,

Are you a dating wizard? I think that's exactly what I wanted to hear. I owe you. (Well, I should do anyway. The date is this Saturday. Will post how it goes!)

Please do and good luck!

[Spike 12,049]

I love how Leif gets actual advice and I just get 'lick her out'.

[DJames 729]

I wonder why our female members never post in the pub..

I've posted.

Interesting convo's you guys have...from discussing size to "technique"........very interesting

[Stingray 9,441]

I've posted.

Interesting convo's you guys have...from discussing size to "technique"........very interesting

Ouch ...

[Stingray 9,441]

I love how Leif gets actual advice and I just get 'lick her out'.

When 36 you will realize your advice is actually better. Patience :-)

Also, did it work?

[Special Juan 27,424]

Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help

Be calm, relax, look interested, buy the drinks, tell her she looks stunning and later on knock her back doors in with all your mite.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I've posted.

Interesting convo's you guys have...from discussing size to "technique"........very interesting

We like to keep it fresh!

Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help

What Toronto said. But also give her a couple of subtle compliments as the night goes on. But DO NOT over-compliment her. She'll think she's too good for you and lose interest.

[Stingray 9,441]

later on knock her back doors in with all your mite.

[Spike 12,049]

When 36 you will realize your advice is actually better. Patience :-)

Also, did it work?

Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way.

[Spike 12,049]

Awkward as fuck. What a pain, now I have to get home.

[Stingray 9,441]

Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way.

Whut?? Why?

I hope you supported her and cuddled to make her feel better.

[Spike 12,049]

Whut?? Why?

I hope you supported her and cuddled to make her feel better.

Sort of, I've been talking to her. Kind if weird sitting on public transport though.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way.

Shit, at least it wasnt anything that YOU did. Better luck next time mate!

[Spike 12,049]

Shit, at least it wasnt anything that YOU did. Better luck next time mate!

It doesn't bother me really, because I did nothing wrong. I think I'll give her a pass in the future, too much emotional baggage there.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way.

You're a lucky bastard aren't you?!

[Spike 12,049]

You're a lucky bastard aren't you?!

That would explain my extreme SWAG.

I'm so SWAG it can't be contained in one body.

[Special Juan 27,424]

It's a perfect scenario isn't it? She is terribly upset, you move in and comfort her, next thing you are kissing each other and in the blink of an eye you are licking the honey pot like a dog laps water.

BOOOM!!

[Spike 12,049]

It's a perfect scenario isn't it? She is terribly upset, you move in and comfort her, next thing you are kissing each other and in the blink of an eye you are licking the honey pot like a dog laps water.

BOOOM!!

I actually think the scenario couldn't get much worse than that. I can tell you 100% it would not have happened.