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[manpe 10,861]

That's not really true lol and he has 2 kids . Where did they come from #iminnocentasfuck

There are several ways to have children. Doctors could have harvested a few semens from the place where his scrotum ought to be and planted them in his wife's vag. Or he could have jerked himself off with a pair of tweezers.

[Backstreet09 499]

There are several ways to have children. Doctors could have harvested a few semens from the place where his scrotum ought to be and planted them in his wife's vag. Or he could have jerked himself off with a pair of tweezers.

And why is his wife still sticking with him lol ? #2confusing4bieber

[Stingray 9,441]

@Stingray, shaved or trimmed?

Shaved baby. I want it clean n soft when I go down...

[Rmpr 8,977]

There are several ways to have children. Doctors could have harvested a few semens from the place where his scrotum ought to be and planted them in his wife's vag. Or he could have jerked himself off with a pair of tweezers.

LOL

You know he can still fuck her even with a small penis, dont you? She will just feel nothing...

[Rmpr 8,977]

Shaved baby. I want it clean n soft when I go down...

I was talking about my haircut you pervert!

You can see (<<<<) I have it shaved, but I am thinking of just cutting it...

[Stingray 9,441]

You guys seen what I did there. You are talking about Torres' cock now.

Now, that's Uber-Gay :-)

[Stingray 9,441]

I was talking about my haircut you pervert!

You can see (<<<<) I have it shaved, but I am thinking of just cutting it...

Fuck

[Hutcho 8,443]

Speaking of cock:

[Rmpr 8,977]

Speaking of cock:

Look at this and be ashamed!

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

[manpe 10,861]

And why is his wife still sticking with him lol ? #2confusing4bieber

You have a lot to learn about women, son. The answer is money.

[Rmpr 8,977]

OMG, WTF????? :lol:

http://copadomundo.uol.com.br/noticias/redacao/2013/02/28/copa-do-mundo-incentiva-migracao-de-prostitutas-para-sao-paulo-em-2014.htm

"World Cup encourages migration of prostitutes to Sao Paulo in 2014"

[Stingray 9,441]

You have a lot to learn about women, son. The answer is money.

and cunnillingus.

[Hutcho 8,443]

OMG, WTF????? :lol:

http://copadomundo.uol.com.br/noticias/redacao/2013/02/28/copa-do-mundo-incentiva-migracao-de-prostitutas-para-sao-paulo-em-2014.htm

"World Cup encourages migration of prostitutes to Sao Paulo in 2014"

I bet someone is happy about that news... Not mentioning any names... (He's from Sao Paulo)...

[Rmpr 8,977]

I bet someone is happy about that news... Not mentioning any names... (He's from Sao Paulo)...

Awesome, we have a new member from Sao Paulo!

[manpe 10,861]

and cunnillingus.

Yeah damn straight. Dick is actually secondary, all you need to have is at least one finger, a tongue and a dildo. If you're japanese then an octopus wouldn't hurt.

[Dion 2,476]

I knew it! Seems I was right afterall!

Poor Belgiums, always loosing... http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

There's another source in which belgians beat us by a similar margin. I'd call it a draw.

[Rmpr 8,977]

There's another source in which belgians beat us by a similar margin. I'd call it a draw.

We can always offload our Asian immigrants to Belgium!

[Jype 6,398]

I'm away for a couple of days and you people start discussing each others' penises. Made me regret checking this thread for new posts.