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Rmpr = TC slut.

Stingray = Gay meme.

Dionsa = Lazy Brazilian who has a Belgium crush.

Spike = Drunk and Bipolar Aussie.

Choulo = Ugly with a beard, smart engineer.

Toronto = Civilization V.

Kieran = Comunist.

Hutcho = Funny.

WHS = Romper.

Leif = Weird.

Manpe = Cap's scuker.

BluesMaster = PMS.

Blue-in-me-veins = Suck on FIFA.

Liquidator = 12yo kid.

Backstreet09 = Torres loverboy.

Alex = creepy banhammer guy.

Henrique = angry brazilian that hates belgians

Amels = Conscious rapper with a God delusion

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Romper- Yep village slut. Bit of an idiot. Smokes dubes but only on Sundays

Dionsa- The cool Brazilian. Typifies everything cool about Brazil

Stingray- Belgian LAD

Spike- Just your run of the mill Aussie. Likes australian things, hates the English

CHOULO- The lad who can pull off a high-visibility jacket and suit

WHS- Named himself after a stationery shop. Says it all really.

Toronto- My cousin lives in Toronto so we are basically related

Kieran- <3

Leif- Loves telling us about his shits

Amels- Genius kid/ all round lad

Manpe- I wuv wu

Hutcho- We don't live that far apart really so we go out drinking together

The Skipper- He's from Holland where they have chocolate sprinkle sandwiches so he's really cool

Henrique- He doesn't like me and I don't like him.

BluesMaster- JOSE MOURINHOOOOOOOOO

Blue-in-me-veins- He lives in New York City so he watches Arthur and knows people in The Real Housewives of NYC

Backstreet- <3

Alex- You can always rely on a Premier Inn

Liquidator- LEGEND. older than 12, can balance 3 rulers on his nose at once

But loved this more :wub:

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You can't be serious? At least Ronaldo is much more varied in his play than Bale is right now.

"all he ever does or is good at is simply running at pace at the opposition, driving in low crosses from wide position from those runs, shooting from distance and scoring goals from free kicks."

What else does Ronaldo do? He never gets involved in build-up play, he was always an average passer. Like I said, Ronaldo is much better, but he and Bale have almost the exact same style.

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So much bro love here today. I seriously can't stop imagining all of us at the bridge supporting Chelsea, having fun and some beers (except Liquidator because he is not old enough, sorry bro :Goober: ).

It's ok on Thursday one of my mates went into a corner shop near the ground and got served so I sat on the stairs if a block of flats near the ground drinking cans of stella. I even started some chants after that

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So much bro love here today. I seriously can't stop imagining all of us at the bridge supporting Chelsea, having fun and some beers (except Liquidator because he is not old enough, sorry bro :Goober: ).

You just got yourself a free drink on Friday! :lol:

We need Jake online so we can have our weekly trash talk!

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"all he ever does or is good at is simply running at pace at the opposition, driving in low crosses from wide position from those runs, shooting from distance and scoring goals from free kicks."

What else does Ronaldo do? He never gets involved in build-up play, he was always an average passer. Like I said, Ronaldo is much better, but he and Bale have almost the exact same style.

Never get involved in build up play? Average passer? Dear oh dear.

And did you read my entire post back then about Bale? If you did, you would have known what I meant when I said Bale is basically a one-dimensional player because of those playing attributes. Ronaldo is capable of so much and more accomplished than that.

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Let's see if you guys are smart:

There's a mother who is 21 years older than her son. In 6 years from now she's gonna be 5 times older than her son. What is the father doing right now?

LOOOOL! :lol:

Because I am a shit friend...

x = y + 21

x + 6 = 5 . (y + 6)

<=>

y + 21 + 6 = 5y + 30

<=>

4y = -3

<=>

y = -3/4 of a year = - 9 months

<=>

If we take into consideration the son was a perfectly born baby, their parents are doing sex right now!

;)

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LOOOOL! :lol:

Because I am a shit friend...

x = y + 21

x + 6 = 5 . (y + 6)

<=>

y + 21 + 6 = 5y + 30

<=>

4y = -3

<=>

y = -3/4 of a year = - 9 months

<=>

If we take into consideration the son was a perfectly born baby, their parents are doing sex right now!

;)

Yeah, now tell them I had to explain to you the joke on facebook because you couldn't see the relation between the numbers and the dad, hahaha.

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Let's see if you guys are smart:

There's a mother who is 21 years older than her son. In 6 years from now she's gonna be 5 times older than her son. What is the father doing right now?

Being a unreliable cunt with seven other kids? Is that what the father is doing?

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So much bro love here today. I seriously can't stop imagining all of us at the bridge supporting Chelsea, having fun and some beers (except Liquidator because he is not old enough, sorry bro :Goober: ).

Liquidator spotted in nearby pub....

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Just kidding, Liquidator. I will buy you a Jupiler once we meet!

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One for the engineers on here:

In your cellar there are three light switches in the OFF position. Each switch controls 1 of 3 light bulbs on floor above.

You may move any of the switches but you may only go upstairs to inspect the bulbs one time. How can you 100% sure determine the right switch for each bulb with only one inspection??

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