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[CHOULO19 24,332]

He sure did rape buttner.

Meh...you can do better..

[Spike 12,049]

Meh...you can do better..

You feel like punching me in the face don't you? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.

Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

You feel like punching me in the face don't you? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.

Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

Spike, I think you need a girlfriend. Because if you have time to write all that then you definitely have too much free time

I suggest her:

[Spike 12,049]

Spike, I think you need a girlfriend. Because if you have time to write all that then you definitely have too much free time

I suggest her:

I didn't write that one but I did write this:

Okay faggots you want to post outdated meme bullshit on my status go ahead. Just know that what comes around goes around and I will inflict pain or your loved ones. You pussies don't have the balls to walk up to my face and say this fuck-arse retarded memes you have to hide behind your computer and phone screens. I'll have you faggots know that I punched a guy once and I really hurt his jaw and I promise to Allah, Jesus, Buddah, Zeus and all the other cunt deities of all the cunt religions that I will do worse to you. Maybe I'll kick your dick, maybe I'll headbutt you Zidane style - I won't know this shit till the heat of the moment, till the exact second I see your fuck ugly faces. It's too late to apologise, the writing is on the wall and my wrath is burning with the heat of one million microwaved instant macaronis. The joy I will get from face fucking you with my left fist is only equal to the joy I get from cumming inside of the Queen of England every second Saturday, that's right fudge packers the fucking Queen of the fucking Commonwealth flies me over to Engalnd every second Saturday so I can blow my man seed into her pussy. What the fuck do you do every second Saturday? I bet you cunts sit around with your hands on your cocks wondering what royal pussy feels like. I'll tell you what it feels like, it feels like your dick is being sucked by a diamond encrusted fleshlight that's been modeled on Sasha Grey's twat. I'm coming for you and I will end your pitiful existence, just ask they guy I punched in the jaw - oh wait you can't! He is dead because I punched his jaw so hard! HA HA HA HA HA! You fucks have opened a can of repressed hatred and anger that can only be subsided by the spilling on innoecent blood. Congratulations, faggots.

[Spike 12,049]

Get back on topic lads. You don't want the mods cracking down on you! They hold grudges and BluesMaster and Choulo are as cruel and brutal as they are ugly, so watch out.

This guy joking or not makes the club look bad and the only thing that could recover PR would be to give him a lifetime ban.

[Spike 12,049]

Message received captain. Shame as I had a cracking Cheryl Tweedy toilet attendant gag lined up

You guys can go nuts with the banter in here:

http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/7709-the-pub-discuss-anything/

[Spike 12,049]

Fuck's sake mamf, we're just shooting the shit a bit. Thanks for the pub link though

They are not my rules and I'm not enforcing them, I'm just giving a heads up. I've broken them more than once mind you however following them is a healthy alternative to ban/suspensions/warnings.

[Spike 12,049]

These mods are like the gestapo, eh? Just what we need, show them a thing or two. You and me both'll take mydadin

The mod have a fondness for spankings. It's alright if you're into that sort of thing but the cheeks end up a bit red.

The mods are a good lot but they are human like the rest of us. So if their Mrs is giving them a hard time, the might be more likely to pull the banhammer out!

@, mate I've been trying real hard to get some of this fabled 'Irn Bru' but it's hard. I've been on their website in the last ten or so minutes and they've got a great sense of humour.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Choulo are as cruel and brutal as they are ugly

Says David De Gea!

[Spike 12,049]

Says David De Gea!

I make the ladies weak at the knees with my ball handling skills as I have the ball handling skills of a lesbian. :eyebrows: After I finish showing the ladies my skills, we chow down on some doughnuts.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I make the ladies weak at the knees with my ball handling skills as I have the ball handling skills of a lesbian. :eyebrows: After I finish showing the ladies my skills, we chow down on some doughnuts.

Oh David, I wish you would handle my balls

[Spike 12,049]

Oh David, I wish you would handle my balls