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[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

You should see my reps on the superior cfcnet forums

The shit form CFCNet went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said FUCK OFF

who's that forum called TalkChelsea

who's that forum we all adore

we're the boys on the interwebz

CFCNet are a bunch of drebs

and we're out to show the world the way to whore?

Bring on CFCNet or the Redcafe

Bring on Red and White Kop by the score

Liquidator, Kojo and Sloth are all a bunch of YIDDDDDDDDDDO'S YIDDO'S YIDDO'S

[Rmpr 8,977]

Fine. This chick keeps me going long into the night already

Such a bad taste...

I prefer this one:

[Liquidator 5,176]

Such a bad taste...

I prefer this one:

If only our Queen was as fit

[Sheva. 5,373]

LOL i never even knew Brazil had a female president

[Rmpr 8,977]

If only our Queen was as fit

Seriously stop, this is making me sick!

[Liquidator 5,176]

Seriously stop, this is making me sick!

Are you more into Angela Merkel then?

[Amblève. 4,995]

Need some advice guys. I want to buy a book for a friend. She's 15 and like my little sister but she's not a fan of reading, not that she ever tried it, but instead watches Arabic dramas all day which are as damaging to watches IQs as European and American reality shows. So I want to get her a book that would get her to like reading. I thought about Dickens, who is the reason I love reading so much, but her English is good, but not excellent. Any suggestions guys?

The Souls of Black Folk by Du Bois. Typical young-adult literature

[Rmpr 8,977]

Are you more into Angela Merkel then?

NO!

However, KSI does like your Queen!

[Leif 6,006]

Just found out I have gynecomastia and will be getting surgery..........

Should I laugh or cry? Or both?

[Amblève. 4,995]

Just found out I have gynecomastia and will be getting surgery..........

Should I laugh or cry? Or both?

Can you breast-feed babies?

[Leif 6,006]

Can you breast-feed babies?

Well I hope so, otherwise having my cat suck on my nipple for the last hour has been a waste.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

Just found out I have gynecomastia and will be getting surgery..........

Should I laugh or cry? Or both?

Can you video yourself with a bra on doing a sexy strip tease and taking the bra off? Thank you in advanced

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

''Wesley Sneijder would consider a move to the Premier League but is "absolutely not interested" in joining QPR, says his agent.'' BBC News

Made me laugh

[DDA 9,924]

I don't know why but I have always read Fulham Broadways posts with the voice of the commentator on 'come dine with me' in my head.

[Amblève. 4,995]

I don't know why but I have always read Fulham Broadways posts with the voice of the commentator on 'come dine with me' in my head.

For some reason, I always imagine FB's voice as a deep barman's voice.