The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Spike 12,049]

I got way too drunk way too quickly. They had to take me home for my owm safety.

[Spike 12,049]

So drunk that im not sure if I got into a fight last night. blood on my left hand and my face hurts

And im still drunk

[Kojo 4,676]

So drunk that im not sure if I got into a fight last night. blood on my left hand and my face hurts

And im still drunk

Have you got one of those skirting board ladders i can borrow by any chance?.

[Spike 12,049]

Have you got one of those skirting board ladders i can borrow by any chance?.

fuck your ladders

[Kojo 4,676]

fuck your ladders

How dare you, i simple asked for some ladders, not a horrid remark.

I've also misplaced a glass hammer, please tell me if you've seen it.

[Spike 12,049]

How dare you, i simple asked for some ladders, not a horrid remark.

I've also misplaced a glass hammer, please tell me if you've seen it.

i know what you are insinuating. so piss off

[Kojo 4,676]

i know what you are insinuating. so piss off

You clearly don't catch my drift, i am not insinuating anything, unless you were a midget, and used paper nails.

[Spike 12,049]

You clearly don't catch my drift, i am not insinuating anything, unless you were a midget, and used paper nails.

mate im drunk and your being no fun

[Kojo 4,676]

mate im drunk and your being no fun

Shut it, you've already done enough damage, you sir!, are a 100 percent certified bell end!, good day.

[Spike 12,049]

Shut it, you've already done enough damage, you sir!, are a 100 percent certified bell end!, good day.

well aint that just a terrible thing to happen

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

My phone drowned in my piss. How fucking tragic.

And I got some on my face as well.

[Kojo 4,676]

My phone drowned in my piss. How fucking tragic.

And I got some on my face as well.

It was probs somethin to do with Leif tbh

[manpe 10,861]

People watching Homeland will find this funny.

What's this "May 1" thing about? I'm at S02E01 so if it's a spoiler then don't tell me.

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

It was probs somethin to do with Leif tbh

Yes, I wanted to impress him badly. He should be, right?

[Ankit 3,176]

What's this "May 1" thing about? I'm at S02E01 so if it's a spoiler then don't tell me.

What's this "May 1" thing about? I'm at S02E01 so if it's a spoiler then don't tell me.

Next episode. *zipping my lips*