The Pub - Discuss Anything

[capriccioso 2,545]

My girlfriends waters have just broke. If it's the real deal and not a false alarm I won't be on here a whole lot till we got broadband which won't be for about another month. If it is the case I love you guys and I will be back. Don't forget about me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh. That happened.

How is little Salomon going?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Oh. That happened.

How is little Salomon going?

He's names Man Pee Cap SS Liquidator Rhodes. God Dammit.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Yes. I need you Why are they taking so long doctor? It takes me 3 hours to get there. It's nearly 2 am. I haven't slept. I'm tired as fuck. HELP ME DOCTOR

If you're tired don't masturbate, that'll just make things worse.

I advise coffee/any caffeinated drink and a smoke. And splash your face with cold water.

[capriccioso 2,545]

He's names Man Pee Cap SS Liquidator Rhodes. God Dammit.

I'll pretend SS stands for Salomon Spiegel.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

If you're tired don't masturbate, that'll just make things worse.

I advise coffee/any caffeinated drink and a smoke.

IVE ALREADY MASTURBATED GOD DAMMIT! WHERE WAS YOU WHEN I WAS MASTURBATING OVER YOU????

I don't smoke and I'm drinking a tea, like a good ol' Brit

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I'll pretend SS stands for Salomon Spiegel.

Nope Schutzstaffel

[capriccioso 2,545]

IVE ALREADY MASTURBATED GOD DAMMIT! WHERE WAS YOU WHEN I WAS MASTURBATING OVER YOU????

I don't smoke and I'm drinking a tea, like a good ol' Brit

Sleeping.

Tea is great!

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Sleeping.

Tea is great!

I wish I could sleep. I'm 9 reps behind you. I'm going to fail my life ambition :'(

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

how far are you now@We Hate Scouse, i told you i got you bro.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

how far are you now@We Hate Scouse, i told you i got you bro.

6 more reps and I'm above him. You legend!!

Still nothing from the hospital, they're waiting for the doctors. Bloody free health care.................

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Holy fuck 2 more reps and I'm above him

[capriccioso 2,545]

Holy fuck 2 more reps and I'm above him

Cocksucker.

I'll hold on to my March MoM title. 1-0!

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Cocksucker.

I'll hold on to my March MoM title. 1-0!

If you were a good friend and you're going to miss me you'd give me those two reps

[capriccioso 2,545]

If you were a good friend and you're going to miss me you'd give me those two reps

But you already have them.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

ITS DONE CONGRATS WHS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I CAN DIE A HAPPY MAN I LOVE YOU BIMV

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

NO PROBLEMO MATE.........

"after a day like today with all the roller coaster events, what are you gona do now??"

hahahaha,

[capriccioso 2,545]

How the hell did you get ~70 reps in about 16 hours?!