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[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

Damn I need to make me some more money. There's so much that goes around the world everyday it can't be that hard, surely?! Urgh

[Dion 2,476]

@Dion, I'm heartbroken. You never even agreed to kiss me... and here you are, picking sexual partners in front of me. I'm beyond heartbroken.

Well, you've never asked me to. And I'm too shy to ask you to... that's why we're in this stalemate

[Stingray 9,441]

Well, you've never asked me to. And I'm too shy to ask you to... that's why we're in this stalemate

Hotseat is really the term to describe this thread ....

[Dion 2,476]

Hotseat is really the term to describe this thread ....

Tom, what happened to your facebook profile btw?

[Barbara 15,149]

Well, you've never asked me to. And I'm too shy to ask you to... that's why we're in this stalemate

I'm the girl here, I'm old-fashioned, I'm not going to ask a guy to kiss me. It's his job to either ask or to steal it...

The ball is always in your court, love...

[Dion 2,476]

I'm the girl here, I'm old-fashioned, I'm not going to ask a guy to kiss me. It's his job to either ask or to steal it...

The ball is always in your court, love...

Good thing I'm pro gender equality

[Barbara 15,149]

Good thing I'm pro gender equality

so am I. Women have the same right as men, and I'm using my right of being old-fashioned. But as you were so eager to accept his proposal, it's a nice thing I didn't ask

Hope the two of you have a lovely time

although he's the same guy that claimed me a few weeks ago. I should be worried about myself LOL

[Dion 2,476]

Regarding this love triangle between me, @Myself and you @Barbara, maybe we could take the easy solution here :eyebrows:

[Barbara 15,149]

Regarding this love triangle between me, @Myself and you @Barbara, maybe we could take the easy solution here :eyebrows:

sorry to disappoint, but I'm only up to threesomes if they involve two girls and a boy. The other way around not a chance in hell.

[Dion 2,476]

sorry to disappoint, but I'm only up to threesomes if they involve two girls and a boy. The other way around not a chance in hell.

It's settled then. Myself is out. Now all we gotta do is check if @Jason is up to the task

[Barbara 15,149]

It's settled then. Myself is out. Now all we gotta do is check if @Jason is up to the task

you made me laugh so hard here that I think I could have awoken someone across the city.

Well, you're the one handling the two girls, if he's up to your standards...

[lucio 5,418]

http://www.chelseafcforums.com/

what has happened to this site?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Well this thread took an unexpected kinky turn!

[Dion 2,476]

you made me laugh so hard here that I think I could have awoken someone across the city.

Well, you're the one handling the two girls, if he's up to your standards...

I was going to continue the mockery but I've teased Jason like three times already in this thread. This way he's going to think I have a crush on him. And he would be absolutely right, because I love delicate girls

Plot twist, Jason uploads a pic and he's a ripped 6'5'' buff as fuck dude.

[Barbara 15,149]

I was going to continue the mockery but I've teased Jason like three times already in this thread. This way he's going to think I have a crush on him. And he would be absolutely right, because I love delicate girls

Plot twist, Jason uploads a pic and he's a ripped 6'5'' buff as fuck dude.

just make sure he doesn't sport a beard. There shouldn't be any beard involved on his part. I won't accept it if he has a beard. And you have to handle him yourself. I'm here to be worshiped by a couple.