The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Barbara 15,149]

Sooo much sexual tension between you too You're like characters from a sitcom

I was talking about sleep and snoring... he's the one who brought some supposed celibacy into discussion

As for sexual tension... thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick although we are having Eden-arguments in private right now, so I guess there's only tension...

Ask him why he ruined your celibacy thing lool

I'm the boss of my life, dear.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Thats tough for you. We all feel for you. I am sure stingray could help you with that in the morning though.

I had no idea that Tom was doing those type of "services"

Then again, we're all whores deep down inside!

[DJames 729]

Then again, we're all whores deep down inside!

[Barbara 15,149]

IKR?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

IKR?

Hey, don't blame me for the human nature!

In my defense, that was aimed at the males in here

[Rmpr 8,977]

Thats tough for you. We all feel for you. I am sure stingray could help you with that in the morning though.

Tom is far away and web-sex doesnt interest me!

We will have to wait until Feb 8 to fulfil our kinky sex needs...

[DJames 729]

Then again, we're all dogs deep down inside!

Fixed it for you

In my defense, that was aimed at the males in here

[Rmpr 8,977]

Starbucks is the best brand in the entire world!

The Frapuccino is amazig and the free wi-fi is even better...

[Hutcho 8,443]

I had no idea that Tom was doing those type of "services"

Then again, we're all whores deep down inside!

Stingray's list of services is very long. As long as the price is right...

And if you say so.

[Tiwaz 539]

ME NEEDS SOME SLEEP........

Nothing to see here, move along

What are you still doing here?

I <3 you

No I don't, just leave...

Still here huh?

Just why?

I'm still far from done you know

I have all day

The question is do you?

Ow c'mon!

I was very drunk

Haven't you been drunk before?

Then I'm sure you could understand

Persistant little person aren't you

You really hate me this much?

Well F* you too!

Still far from over

What's your favourite colour?

And favourite number?

Pff, who the hell cares. I just needed to fill some spoiler tags.

Do you know, that when you think about breathing. You have the directly control your inhaling and your exhaling

Annoying isn't it?

Well then you should have left

Do you feel that itch on your nose?

I warned you

I will not be held accountable for the image displayed beneath these spoiler tags

Well, since I like you. I'm going to give you 1 last chance

Your choice

Take it or leave it

Well below this one it is

Just kidding

It's here soon I promise

You can trust me

Here it comes

I CAN FEEL YOUR DISSAPOINTMENT, MUAHAHAH!!

[Barbara 15,149]

Hey, don't blame me for the human nature!

In my defense, that was aimed at the males in here

human nature is to love sex not to be whores - at least not to everyone I suppose

I'm kidding, sweetie, you know I can take many sexual jokes - not only from Stingray, but from everyone. They're the funniest!

ME NEEDS SOME SLEEP........

do you need sleep before or after him?

Either way you won't have much sleep with him, I guess. Though @Rmpr seems to know better about this subject

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Fixed it for you

Well yeah, but that wouldn't be funny

human nature is to love sex not to be whores - at least not to everyone I suppose

I'm kidding, sweetie, you know I can take many sexual jokes - not only from Stingray, but from everyone. They're the funniest!

I admit it wasn't a well thought out joke. I first wrote "But then again I always knew he was a whore deep down" but then I edited it out because I thought it was OTT

I honestly did not think of the females in the pub when I wrote that, sorry

ME NEEDS SOME SLEEP........

LMAO

Indeed you do!

[Barbara 15,149]

Well yeah, but that wouldn't be funny

I admit it wasn't a well thought out joke. I first wrote "But then again I always knew he was a whore deep down" but then I edited it out because I thought it was OTT

I honestly did not think of the females in the pub when I wrote that, sorry

LMAO

Indeed you do!

yeah because there's a huge difference between thinking sex is the best thing in life and being a whore

[DJames 729]

I honestly did not think of the females in the pub when I wrote that, sorry

Did think of us?? tsk tsk Choulo!! I thought you were being mentored by Stingray.

First rule - Always think of the females

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Did think of us?? tsk tsk Choulo!! I thought you were being mentored by Stingray.

First rule - Always think of the females

Will remember that next time ma'am!

Although, Stingray's second rule is after thinking about the females, write it anyway!

[Rmpr 8,977]

Hey, why do people keep staring at me when I use the Brazilian shirt? It is fucking embarassig!

It is not like nobody knows what a 'soccer' jersey looks like...

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I can't stop laughing!

[BluesChick 1,260]

Did think of us?? tsk tsk Choulo!! I thought you were being mentored by Stingray.

First rule - Always think of the females

Will remember that next time ma'am!

Although, Stingray's second rule is after thinking about the females, write it anyway!

We are such a minority the lads often forget about us ladies!

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