Stingray 9,441 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Sadly I haven't banged a belgian yet. Maybe you wanna help me out? Of course! Any time! Dion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorontoChelsea 4,064 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 What's Belgium famous for?Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.All students can study at:HEC Montreal (Montreal, Quebec) - highly recommended by QUT Business School.Simon Fraser University (British Columbia) - new.All undergraduate students can study at:Bishop's University (Sherbrooke, Quebec) - recommended by the Creative Industries Faculty and the Science and Engineering Faculty (Science).Dalhousie University (Halifax, Nova Scotia) - recommended by the Creative Industries Faculty.Ecole Polytechnique Montreal (Centreville, Quebec) - recommended for engineering and IT (research internship opportunity).I was thinking Quebec so I could hopefully learn French or something.What's Belgium famous for?Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.All students can study at:HEC Montreal (Montreal, Quebec) - highly recommended by QUT Business School.Simon Fraser University (British Columbia) - new.All undergraduate students can study at:Bishop's University (Sherbrooke, Quebec) - recommended by the Creative Industries Faculty and the Science and Engineering Faculty (Science).Dalhousie University (Halifax, Nova Scotia) - recommended by the Creative Industries Faculty.Ecole Polytechnique Montreal (Centreville, Quebec) - recommended for engineering and IT (research internship opportunity).I was thinking Quebec so I could hopefully learn French or something.Montreal is a great city in many ways. It has a very European feel. Not the best place to learn French because it also has big Anglo population so you automatically migrate to them. Still, if you want to, you can definitely learn. Halifax is an interesting city as well. Smaller and right on the water. It's more like England than central Canada (in its maritime climate and more English culture). Sherbrooke is a very Quebecois city. Very few English speakers but even that could be interesting. Simon Fraser is in a beautiful setting, but it's actually just outside Vancouver in Burnaby which would annoy me. Ecole Polytechnique is good for engineering but is sadly most famous for a massacre there about 25 years ago where a man killed a bunch of women. If I had to pick, I'd probably pick Montreal because I am a big city person and Universite de Montreal (which the HEC is affiliated with) is probably the best university on the list although all of them are absolutely fine. Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 @, LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!I just saw it on facebook, opened it only to see that ugly face... Hey fuck you. It's two cuts above yours. AVIATORS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran. 6,317 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 But you did so don't deny it.You said I would quote defending him, which I wouldn't have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Help me out with a Brazilian. Romper isn'tGrow some fucking balls and get a girl yourself. Do you think Dion will be there to babysit you all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Help me out with a Brazilian. Romper isn'tHAHAHAHAHA. I would but you need to come to Brazil first. Besides, I think your chances are better with Romper, most of my female friends are 20 years old or more, I would say there's a slim chance for you. And I'm not picking on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Montreal is a great city in many ways. It has a very European feel. Not the best place to learn French because it also has big Anglo population so you automatically migrate to them. Still, if you want to, you can definitely learn. Halifax is an interesting city as well. Smaller and right on the water. It's more like England than central Canada (in its maritime climate and more English culture). Sherbrooke is a very Quebecois city. Very few English speakers but even that could be interesting. Simon Fraser is in a beautiful setting, but it's actually just outside Vancouver in Burnaby which would annoy me. Ecole Polytechnique is good for engineering but is sadly most famous for a massacre there about 25 years ago where a man killed a bunch of women. If I had to pick, I'd probably pick Montreal because I am a big city person and Universite de Montreal (which the HEC is affiliated with) is probably the best university on the list although all of them are absolutely fine.Awww, you've only made it harder, you've made them all look so grande. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 You said I would quote defending him, which I wouldn't have. No I didn't say anything about defending Mikel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran. 6,317 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 No I didn't say anything about defending Mikel.Guess you're right lol. Sorry Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Hey fuck you. It's two cuts above yours. AVIATORSI have seen my sunglasses made quite an impact... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I have seen my sunglasses made quite an impact...I'd believe you if they said TOP GUN on the lenses but they don't. SO YOU LIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Stingray 9,441 Posted April 11, 2013 Popular Post! Share Posted April 11, 2013 HAHAHAHAHA. I would but you need to come to Brazil first. Besides, I think your chances are better with Romper, most of my female friends are 20 years old or more, I would say there's a slim chance for you. And I'm not picking on you.So Romper likes em young, hey? Backstreet09, Dion, Rmpr and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bababoom 4,478 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Watching Chelsea play in the Europe league is like a chore these days. Amblève. and Billy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 HAHAHAHAHA. I would but you need to come to Brazil first. Besides, I think your chances are better with Romper, most of my female friends are 20 years old or more, I would say there's a slim chance for you. And I'm not picking on you.What about Spike? I can turn the old ocker charm.NSFW"Oi love, where you been all me life? That's a nice handbag, mind if I fist your cunt?""Ladies, head round back, spread 'em and I'll be there in five.""They'll be three hits tonight. Me hitting on you, me hitting your boyfriend and me hitting your frothing gash with me dick""Suck my cock"WORKS EVERYTIME Stingray and Backstreet09 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 What about Spike? I can turn the old ocker charm.NSFW"Oi love, where you been all me life? That's a nice handbag, mind if I fist your cunt?""Ladies, head round back, spread 'em and I'll be there in five.""They'll be three hits tonight. Me hitting on you, me hitting your boyfriend and me hitting your frothing gash with me dick""Suck my cock"WORKS EVERYTIMEI would use the frothing gash. No doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 I would use the frothing gash. No doubt. TRUE STORYWhen my mates and I were 15/16 we were at a party. Everyone got crazy drunk. One fellow in particular let us call him Woodster, had to be escorted home by his very drunk older brother. When they got back to the house Woodster's brother threw him on the floor and pulled out the contents of his wardrobe on top of him. Eventually Woodster woke up and stumbled around to a mate's house. He walks in and asks 'Where is the Xbox 360?' the mate replies 'What!? I don't own an Xbox. Fuck off.'. Woodster stumbles into the mate's sister's room and only says 'Xbox 360' to which she replies with 'Fuck it, get on'. So they proceed to have sex for less then a minute before Woodster is kicked off and told to piss off.The next day she said he was 'small but hard'. And he said she was 'dry as fuck'.To this day I'm surprised he could even get an erection. We Hate Scouse, Stingray, Rmpr and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 So Romper likes em young, hey?I introduce them to reality, if you know what I mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile... Spike and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile...10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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