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[Rmpr 8,977]

@Leif and @manpe, you sure you like women?

[manpe 10,861]

@Leif and @manpe, you sure you like women?

100% sure. I've satisfied two females thus far in my life. Well actually only one was regularly satisfied, the other was not my fault! (as proven by the one that was).

[Leif 6,006]

Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.)

[Rmpr 8,977]

100% sure. I've satisfied two females thus far in my life. Well actually only one was regularly satisfied, the other was not my fault! (as proven by the one that was).

It was a rethorical question, the fact you answered only concerns me more...

Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.)

You dont have the right to call yourself kinky!

[manpe 10,861]

Just earlier I was thinking that I'd be more attracted to girls if they had tails + cat eyes. Fucked up, I know. But I'm a kinky bastard. (For the record, I do not find cats attractive.)

Cats are god damn hot

It was a retorical question, the fact you answered only concerns me more...

How in the world should I know what's rhetorical and what isn't on the internet? And why do you feel concerned? Are you homophobic?

[Leif 6,006]

Just been doing some deep thinking. (I know I post loads of rubbish about poo and penises and it's a complete miracle that my rep is over 20), but anyway, I think my personality could be directly compared to a tiger. Oddly enough, growing up, I used to want to be a tiger. Rawr. I'm in an odd mood. In the mood to meditate (Yes I do that too. Judge.) Meow.

[Rmpr 8,977]

How in the world should I know what's rhetorical and what isn't on the internet? And why do you feel concerned? Are you homophobic?

Just been doing some deep thinking. (I know I post loads of rubbish about poo and penises and it's a complete miracle that my rep is over 20), but anyway, I think my personality could be directly compared to a tiger. Oddly enough, growing up, I used to want to be a tiger. Rawr. I'm in an odd mood. In the mood to meditate (Yes I do that too. Judge.) Meow.

I wont say I like gays, because I dont!

But I can respect them and talk to them (if they dont hit on me), I have colleagues who are faggots (well, it is pretty clear though) and I have no problems.

I just think straight people dont talk about penises like you two do, giving likes and smileys. Did it bother me? Yes, but you do whatever you want...

[Spike 12,049]

Even with my problems you guys make me feel normal and alpha male as fuck.

[manpe 10,861]

I wont say I like gays, because I dont!

But I can respect them and talk to them (if they dont hit on me), I have colleagues who are faggots (well, it is pretty clear though) and I have no problems.

I just think straight people dont talk about penises like you two do, giving likes and smileys. Did it bother me? Yes, but you do whatever you want...

Me and Leif just have similar interests, it's not like I want to mow his backyard all of a sudden.

[Stingray 9,441]

Damn, I almost died rereadin this threa(t)d. You guys are awesome :-)

[Stingray 9,441]

Just going to put this bluntly and I really do not care if it's 'offensive' to anyone as it's just a body part - MY WILLY HAS GROWN! FUCK YES! FINALLY! Well not grown, but since losing weight there's obviously less fat around the pubis, thus meaning more of the penis is exposed. Just measured it and giggled like a 12 year old boy watching a sex scene during an American Pie movie. Gone from below average to just above average. LADIES COME AT ME.

Cannot express my delight properly.

I'd check. Facts are crucial :-)

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

[Kezza 1,965]

Indeed

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

What the actual fuck is going on in here?

I remember back in the day when me Cap and Spike ran this place. We'd talk about Doctors, Australia and casual racism. This place is ruined forever. There's no turning back. Where's the old Talk Chelsea gone?

In all seriousness though that's some gay shit I've just read....

[Stingray 9,441]

What the actual fuck is going on in here?

I remember back in the day when me Cap and Spike ran this place. We'd talk about Doctors, Australia and casual racism. This place is ruined forever. There's no turning back. Where's the old Talk Chelsea gone?

In all seriousness though that's some gay shit I've just read....

Can you just imagine the look on the face of the coincidental Liverfoolian fan checking our forum :-)

[Rmpr 8,977]

What the actual fuck is going on in here?

I remember back in the day when me Cap and Spike ran this place. We'd talk about Doctors, Australia and casual racism. This place is ruined forever. There's no turning back. Where's the old Talk Chelsea gone?

In all seriousness though that's some gay shit I've just read....

I bet it was much much better than this gay shit and asking for the other guy's penis. Embarassing...

[NishC300 1,865]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU1xS07N-FA

Code.org

[manpe 10,861]

I bet it was much much better than this gay shit and asking for the other guy's penis. Embarassing...

Stop crying like a bitch and get over it. I also cringe at some of the shit you post, but I keep my mouth shut because frankly I don't care.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Stop crying like a bitch and get over it. I also cringe at some of the shit you post, but I keep my mouth shut because frankly I don't care.

I see how much you dont care, you keep quoting to defend yourself...

It was some serious gay shit, get over it!