The Pub - Discuss Anything

[capriccioso 2,545]

Welcome to Liverpool.

[OneMoSalah 8,784]

I better get to sleep to get up and go tan every cunt at ping pong tomorrow (yet again, haters gonna hate)

[Spike 12,049]

Welcome to Liverpool.

brb packing bags.

[capriccioso 2,545]

brb packing bags.

If you black yourself up I can pass you off as Indian to my parents and you can stay at my place.

[OneMoSalah 8,784]

If you black yourself up I can pass you off as Indian to my parents and you can stay at my place.

Spike mate, don't do it!! He's gonna shave your head and call your Kalou!!

[Spike 12,049]

If you black yourself up I can pass you off as Indian to my parents and you can stay at my place.

You could just say I'm one of those Aryan Indians.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Spike mate, don't do it!! He's gonna shave your head and call your Kalou!!

Why did you have to ruin it?

[OneMoSalah 8,784]

Why did you have to ruin it?

I ruin everything apart from Scotlands reputation, it is already ruined and beyond repair.

[capriccioso 2,545]

You could just say I'm one of those Aryan Indians.

You're too white

[Spike 12,049]

You're too white

Well, you are too black. Racist, hmph.

[Kezza 1,965]

Someone's gonna get an 8 day ban from TC

[capriccioso 2,545]

Someone's gonna get an 8 day ban from TC

Who?

[Kezza 1,965]

Who?

Either you or spike. For racism.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Lol.

[Kezza 1,965]

Tisk tisk.

Just had some guy come into work claiming that people were programmed by the govetnment in the early 90's to commit crimes, apparently he uncovered the conspiracy and made two government officials resign. One of which now owns Kiwi bank, ironically he paid for his stuff with a Kiwi bank card..

Joys if working at a liquor store

[capriccioso 2,545]

Programmed? What?!

Either you or spike. For racism.

Explain how we were the things we were saying can be interpreted as racist by anyone.

If anyone should be getting banned for racism it should be my parents, who don't like it when I bring white/Asian/Muslim friends to my house.

[Kezza 1,965]

Programmed? What?!

Explain how we were the things we were saying can be interpreted as racist by anyone.

If anyone should be getting banned for racism it should be my parents, who don't like it when I bring white/Asian/Muslim friends to my house.

You said he's too white, you said he's too black. Using either of those words in any context is total racism!!

He can be aryan Indian if he wants too be.

Yeah, like hypnotism, but you don't know you're being hypnotized apparently. He was a loon.

[capriccioso 2,545]

You said he's too white, you said he's too black.

He can be aryan Indian if he wants too be.

He's white. I'm half Indian half Sri Lankan. My parents don't like it when white friends come around. I jokingly offered him use of my house should he want to come to Liverpool, on the condition that he would black up his skin so I could pass him off as Indian.

He then replied that he could pretend to be an Indian from the far north of the country, who are pretty white:

I then said he looked too white to pass off as even a north Indian.

If that's racist then I love Lance Armstrong and believe in him 100%.