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My girlfriends waters have just broke. If it's the real deal and not a false alarm I won't be on here a whole lot till we got broadband which won't be for about another month. If it is the case I love you guys and I will be back. Don't forget about me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh. That happened.

How is little Salomon going?

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Yes. I need you :( Why are they taking so long doctor? It takes me 3 hours to get there. It's nearly 2 am. I haven't slept. I'm tired as fuck. HELP ME DOCTOR

If you're tired don't masturbate, that'll just make things worse.

I advise coffee/any caffeinated drink and a smoke. And splash your face with cold water.

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If you're tired don't masturbate, that'll just make things worse.

I advise coffee/any caffeinated drink and a smoke.

IVE ALREADY MASTURBATED GOD DAMMIT! WHERE WAS YOU WHEN I WAS MASTURBATING OVER YOU????

I don't smoke and I'm drinking a tea, like a good ol' Brit

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