The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Liquidator 5,176]

Drunka f

I love you

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Sol Campbell was on 5live earlier he really is an inarticulate twat. When he was asked whether or not he would consider managing in the lower leagues he laughed !. Inferring that i'm Sol Campbell as if i'd consider something beneath me. When he was at Spurs they had a nickname for him that i can't remember but it was basically taking the piss out of how dim he is. At Arsenal apparently he hardly spoke a word and showed zero leadership credentials yet he believes he should have been England captain. He's taking his coaching badges and so we can look forward to the inevitable i have not been offered a job because i'm black. It's got nothing to do with racism Sol it's got everything to do with you being an utter fuckwitt.

[iseah100 5,612]

I love you

Aw shucks

[Liquidator 5,176]

What's the best way to chat up a Brazilian bird on tinder?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

What's the best way to chat up a Brazilian bird on tinder?

Ask to see her proof of Brazilian

[Kieran. 6,317]

https://vimeo.com/135585941

How to make your weekdays bearable according to me.

[iseah100 5,612]

Guys, im allowed to go to bars now, what is your favorite drink? What should i order?

[Liquidator 5,176]

Guys, im allowed to go to bars now, what is your favorite drink? What should i order?

Wear a suit and get a bottle of grey goose in. That will show everyone who's boss

[iseah100 5,612]

Wear a suit and get a bottle of grey goose in. That will show everyone who's boss

Goddamn it man im serious i dont know the fancy people drinks[emoji23]

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Guys, im allowed to go to bars now, what is your favorite drink? What should i order?

Wear a suit and get a bottle of White Lightning from your local Costcutter. That'll show everyone who's boss.

[Unionjack 7,531]

Ask to see her proof of Brazilian

Or ask them to prove she's a she!

[Stingray 9,441]

Guys, im allowed to go to bars now, what is your favorite drink? What should i order?

Start with beer. Otherwise you'll puke and look like a young biatch. Plus: no weed, you will hoover like a mad helicopter [emoji41]

Credentials: Im belgian and have 25 years of drinking experience.

[Spike 12,049]

Guys, im allowed to go to bars now, what is your favorite drink? What should i order?

What are you after? Cocktails? Shots? Liquer? Spirits? Wines? Beers? Cheap beer? Stouts? Lagers? Ales? Sours? Porters? IPAs?

I can only tell you what I like and you may not feel the same way. I love nihonshu or sake depending on who you ask. It is one of my favourite. I love whiskey but I despise most bourbons and scotchs, they are not the same. Bourbon is sweet and Scotch tastes smokey as if something put cigarettes in it. I'm very fond of gin, particularly Gin + Tonic as a cocktail. I love wine, red as white.

For a long time I drank only Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan rum.

[Unionjack 7,531]

Guys, im allowed to go to bars now, what is your favorite drink? What should i order?

The thing Ive never been able to do with anything is to know when to stop. Ive got a very addictive personaliity and never had anyone around me to say slow down from a very early age.

I wish sometimes someone had said to me theres nothing big or cool getting off your face. Altho there are times when nothing in the world is better!!

The trick is with drinking is just get your beer head on. Just drink enough to be a more outgoing you. Then just keep topping up to keep like that. Its pointless drinking so much at a young age that youre being sickand the chicks youre chatting up are laughing at you. Even worse is you wake up and the gorgeous bird you took home is actually a BOBFOC (Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch) and believe me we have all been there eh lads!

So either stick with some alcopop/a nice 5% imported lager or a nice bottle of Belgian or Real Ale.

Or if youre going up West you gotta hit the bubbles and have a big bag of Columbian marching powder in your pocket.

[iseah100 5,612]

What are you after? Cocktails? Shots? Liquer? Spirits? Wines? Beers? Cheap beer? Stouts? Lagers? Ales? Sours? Porters? IPAs?

I can only tell you what I like and you may not feel the same way. I love nihonshu or sake depending on who you ask. It is one of my favourite. I love whiskey but I despise most bourbons and scotchs, they are not the same. Bourbon is sweet and Scotch tastes smokey as if something put cigarettes in it. I'm very fond of gin, particularly Gin + Tonic as a cocktail. I love wine, red as white.

For a long time I drank only Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan rum.

Cocktails mostly tbh. I like whiskey and especially whiskey based cocktails, like a whiskey sour. I love beer, but makes me gain weight. So just good, non girly cocktails.

[iseah100 5,612]

The thing Ive never been able to do with anything is to know when to stop. Ive got a very addictive personaliity and never had anyone around me to say slow down from a very early age.

I wish sometimes someone had said to me theres nothing big or cool getting off your face. Altho there are times when nothing in the world is better!!

The trick is with drinking is just get your beer head on. Just drink enough to be a more outgoing you. Then just keep topping up to keep like that. Its pointless drinking so much at a young age that youre being sickand the chicks youre chatting up are laughing at you. Even worse is you wake up and the gorgeous bird you took home is actually a BOBFOC (Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch) and believe me we have all been there eh lads!

So either stick with some alcopop/a nice 5% imported lager or a nice bottle of Belgian or Real Ale.

Or if youre going up West you gotta hit the bubbles and have a big bag of Columbian marching powder in your pocket.

I don't get shitfaced, just enough to get a buzz and be more confident to talk to the honeys. Not the butterfaces though.

Start with beer. Otherwise you'll puke and look like a young biatch. Plus: no weed, you will hoover like a mad helicopter [emoji41]

Credentials: Im belgian and have 25 years of drinking experience.

I can only drink so much beer, i cant handle too much alcohol haha.

[Unionjack 7,531]

Cocktails mostly tbh. I like whiskey and especially whiskey based cocktails, like a whiskey sour. I love beer, but makes me gain weight. So just good, non girly cocktails.

OK How about a Margarita. Nice drop of teqila and add the juice of your choice. Cant beat a nice pitcher of that in the fridge.

[iseah100 5,612]

OK How about a nice Margarita. Nice drop of teqila and add the juice of your choice. Cant beat a nice pitcher of that in the fridge.

Eek. Isn't that a girl drink? Also, not big on tequilla, i know i know, I'm mexican and don't like tequilla. Sue me.