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With the world cup over, the league season is starting. And that means members of Team Bridge will be out recruiting/conscripting.

So here's a nice new chant, based on a song from the South Park film, to sing whenever we play City or if Capello's watching.

Lyrics:

Weeelllll,

Team Bridge are cunts!

They're big fat cunts!

They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world!

They're stupid cunts!

If there ever were cunts!

They're cunts to all the boys and girls!

On Monday they're cunts,

On Tuesday they're cunts,

On Wednesday thru Saturday they're cunts!

Then on Sunday just to be different,

They're super king kamehameha cay-unts!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever heard of this group "Team Bridge",

They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world!

They're mean old cunts,

And they have stupid shirts!

They're cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts

Cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts!

They are stupid cunts! (Woo!)

Team Bridge are cunts

And they're such ugly cunts!(Hey!)

Talk to fans around the world.

It might go a little bit something like this...

队阴道桥

L'Équipe Bridge sont vagin

Team Bridge zijn cunts

Team Bridge son cunts

Have you ever hear of this group "Team Bridge",

They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world!

They're mean old cunts,

And they have stupid shirts!

They're cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts

Cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts!

They are stupid cunts!

Team Bridge are cunts

And they're such ugly cunts!

I reeeally mean it,

Team Bridge,

They're big fat, fuckin' cunts!

Big, old, fat, fuckin' cunts!

Team Briiiiiiiidge!

Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!

(The original song was called "Kyle's Mom" and was sung by Eric Cartman.)

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