Drogba11CFC 108 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 With the world cup over, the league season is starting. And that means members of Team Bridge will be out recruiting/conscripting.So here's a nice new chant, based on a song from the South Park film, to sing whenever we play City or if Capello's watching.Lyrics:Weeelllll,Team Bridge are cunts!They're big fat cunts! They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world!They're stupid cunts!If there ever were cunts!They're cunts to all the boys and girls!On Monday they're cunts,On Tuesday they're cunts, On Wednesday thru Saturday they're cunts!Then on Sunday just to be different,They're super king kamehameha cay-unts!(Come on you all know the words!)Have you ever heard of this group "Team Bridge",They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world!They're mean old cunts,And they have stupid shirts!They're cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cuntsCunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts!They are stupid cunts! (Woo!)Team Bridge are cuntsAnd they're such ugly cunts!(Hey!)Talk to fans around the world.It might go a little bit something like this...队阴道桥L'Équipe Bridge sont vaginTeam Bridge zijn cuntsTeam Bridge son cuntsHave you ever hear of this group "Team Bridge",They're the biggest cunts in the whole wide world!They're mean old cunts,And they have stupid shirts!They're cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cuntsCunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts!They are stupid cunts!Team Bridge are cuntsAnd they're such ugly cunts!I reeeally mean it,Team Bridge,They're big fat, fuckin' cunts!Big, old, fat, fuckin' cunts!Team Briiiiiiiidge!Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!(The original song was called "Kyle's Mom" and was sung by Eric Cartman.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwylino 329 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 (edited) Ok you get the props for the time spent making it but *facepalm* Edited July 4, 2010 by zazzk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleoftheshed 388 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuf 1,448 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueboy 14 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Nice one, a tad quick maybe ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drogba11CFC 108 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 The song is sung at a fast pace. At least, the song it's based on is. (If that's what you mean). And it's adapted from "Kyle's mom" in the South Park film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc-meleady 192 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 10,227 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Good effort i guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall 315 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I can't see it catching on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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