The Cricket Thread

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I've officially added Alastair Cook to the list of men I'd go gay for, which now stands at two. :lol:

[Madmax 9,219]

I've officially added Alastair Cook to the list of men I'd go gay for, which now stands at two. :lol:

He's got great company in Vedran

What a shambles this tour has been. I hate the IPL and all forms of pajama party cricket.

[warnie_666 1,081]

The entire tour has been nothing short of a catastrophe. It all started by taking a bunch of unfit lazy fucks who have IPL as their priority. Amazing how gambhir and Sehwag played IPL while half fit knowing they need to go on tours to west indies and england. They could have missed IPL and got their surgeries done and would have been fit to play in England but chose IPL instead.

How the fuck doesn't Zaheer get any cramps while playing IPL and the same goes for Bhajji and Yuvraj who again was unfit earlier.

Fucking need a right rollicking from the fans and media in India. Zaheer can fuck off if he can't get fit for the Australian tour. And same goes for Bhajji.

And Sehwag can fuck off if he doesn't play well in the 4th test. He knew very well if he had chosen to play IPL he would miss the start of England tour.

I hope England beat them 4-0.

[zolayes 14,489]

The entire tour has been nothing short of a catastrophe. It all started by taking a bunch of unfit lazy fucks who have IPL as their priority. Amazing how gambhir and Sehwag played IPL while half fit knowing they need to go on tours to west indies and england. They could have missed IPL and got their surgeries done and would have been fit to play in England but chose IPL instead.

How the fuck doesn't Zaheer get any cramps while playing IPL and the same goes for Bhajji and Yuvraj who again was unfit earlier.

Fucking need a right rollicking from the fans and media in India. Zaheer can fuck off if he can't get fit for the Australian tour. And same goes for Bhajji.

And Sehwag can fuck off if he doesn't play well in the 4th test. He knew very well if he had chosen to play IPL he would miss the start of England tour.

I hope England beat them 4-0.

just not your day is it warnie....still you can always go back to liz hurley

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

I've officially added Alastair Cook to the list of men I'd go gay for, which now stands at two. :lol:

diddo..me and Cookie Monster share the same distinction too..born to a Welsh mother and an English father..just so that our babies genetics won`t get all muddled up i think it would be better if he impregnated me.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

don`t worry our Indian friends, we taught you how to play the game once..let`s just call this a refresher course..

seriously tho i feel for you guys,not good body language goin on out there...the Indian cricket loving public deserve a team playing with more pride and fight in every aspect of the game...seems like the team is split into two camps,to me

hope you guys can sort things out and come back stronger at us so we could have the test series i was expecting this time round...i predicted 2-1 to England at start of series,earlier in this thread.

back at us strong next series so we can have the back and forth kind of series i was expecting this time.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

He's got great company in Vedran

What a shambles this tour has been. I hate the IPL and all forms of pajama party cricket.

i don`t know how old you are Max but if you were round when India went 28 or 29 tests without a winning one in the 80`s,that must have been worst than this.

me too max. be good if they could somehow have a test match world cup..perhaps just bewteen the top 6 or something.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

He's got great company in Vedran

What a shambles this tour has been. I hate the IPL and all forms of pajama party cricket.

FUCKING LOL, he wishes.

[Ollie 4,400]

Weird dismissal of Dravid. He clearly didn't touch it, yet the umpire gave him out and he didn't review it. I'll take it tho, he hit the shoe lace lmao n it made a noise.

India in a whole heap of shit at 45-3

[BlueLion. 21,491]

56-4, Laxman's gone for 2. ANderson with four

Weird dismissal of Dravid. He clearly didn't touch it, yet the umpire gave him out and he didn't review it. I'll take it tho, he hit the shoe lace lmao n it made a noise.

India in a whole heap of shit at 45-3

Makes up for Swann not getting Gambhir out with a definite lbw yesterday.

[Ollie 4,400]

Just put Soccer AM on n missed a wicket, great! lol

Well at least Dravid had the option to review it tho. These Indians are just losing it good n proper. They might as well just abandon the 4th test n go home.

[zolayes 14,489]

we are playing like the Aussies of 6 years ago

[Ollie 4,400]

And India are playing like the Aussies of 6 months ago...

[Ollie 4,400]

Good bye Raina, 87-5

Think the umpire learnt from yesterday.

[Ollie 4,400]

Poor Tendulkar, that's what happens when u drift so far off your crease. Pity tho i wanted him to get 100 because he's an absolute legend and the match is already wrapped up.

When everything's going rosie, the luck always goes in your favour. We've had a fair bit of luck today but it hasn't really altered the result. Be good if it's all over before the football all kicks off

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

we are playing like the Aussies of 6 years ago

yeah true Zola. we have become the bully instead of the bullied..i`ve never seen an England team in my lifetime at any sport be as ruthless with the opposition as this team has become. like Beefie said we have a habit in this country of having the mentality that if we win it`s due to the other seem playing poorly. when we need to drop that and accept we just have an excellent team at present.

we haven`t become world number 1 overnight but have been building to this since Fletch was coach and instilled a professional attitude to the team..(he`s basically our Hoddle as i see it) is a shame he seems to have lost the Indian team..if they bought into what he has to say i think he could have helped them but i expect him to be booted out when they get back to India now.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

damn why do they have great mini-films during the interval..i never seem to leave the screen during a test match day now.

didn`t think illingworth was a good coach but legend as a player. coming out of retirement because he thought his team needed him at 52 and still refusing to wear an helmet even against the fearsome Malcolm Marshall! ROCK AND ROLL!!!

[zolayes 14,489]

damn why do they have great mini-films during the interval..i never seem to leave the screen during a test match day now.

didn`t think illingworth was a good coach but legend as a player. coming out of retirement because he thought his team needed him at 52 and still refusing to wear an helmet even against the fearsome Malcolm Marshall! ROCK AND ROLL!!!

ray was a softie compared to Brian Close ...like Ali in the jungle ...hit me as hard as you can