Mugshots

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

I cant tell if you're screwing with me. I look nothing like de Gea.

Aye you do, well slightly.

[Spike 12,049]

On this picture you look like this guy

Who the fuck is that!? I look nothing like him!

LEAVE ME ALONE

[Spike 12,049]

Aye you do, well slightly.

YOU'RE ONLY SEEING WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE

[Shogun 721]

Spike in August last year, drinking with my best mate that I hadn't seen in about a year (he took the photo).

Relatively sober (first beer).

Spike in all his hipster glory. My iPhone case reflected yellow/green when the flash is on.

Drunk.

Spike today, as an uncouth maverick.

Hungover from the greatest day on the Gregorian Calendar.

In the third pic you look a little like Ralf Little

[Spike 12,049]

In the third pic you look a little like Ralf Little

I can see the resemblance in that guy, not what those other jokers posted.

[Spike 12,049]

I geuss I see the resemblance in this photo...

to the bloke on the left of course...

[Rmpr 8,977]

I geuss I see the resemblance in this photo...

to the bloke on the left of course...

YOU ARE IDENTICAL!

[Spike 12,049]

YOU ARE IDENTICAL!

Do you really think so? My nose is way too big.

[Shogun 721]

your doppelgänger isn't going to be a celebrity ffs haha

[Spike 12,049]

your doppelgänger isn't going to be a celebrity ffs haha

Is it you?

[Rmpr 8,977]

Do you really think so? My nose is way too big.

I mean, if I had seen your photos without anyone ever talking about it, I would have never made the connection. But how "everyone" was talking about it, your eyes kind of search for any resemblance...

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

YOU'RE ONLY SEEING WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE

If that were the case, I'd look at your photo and see a naked Scarlett Johansson. .

[Spike 12,049]

If that were the case, I'd look at your photo and see a naked Scarlett Johansson. .

Could you live with knowing even though you see that, it's still a bloke?

[manpe 10,861]

Who the fuck is that!? I look nothing like him!

LEAVE ME ALONE

That's Strippar Marco, he's a yellow paper 'celebrity' here. You are a hybrid between him and the donut one.

[Spike 12,049]

That's Strippar Marco, he's a yellow paper 'celebrity' here. You are a hybrid between him and the donut one.

It would be 5% Marco and 95% De Gea then.

[Stingray 9,441]

If that were the case, I'd look at your photo and see a naked Scarlett Johansson. .

Hell yes! That is what I (want to) see when I look at @Rmpr pictures!

Loooooool!

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

Could you live with knowing even though you see that, it's still a bloke?

Hell yeah! This is a philosophical discussion but if I view something as beautiful, that's the real reality! Would you date a girl you thought was the most gorgeous on the planet but everyone else thought was ugly?

[Stingray 9,441]

Hell yeah! This is a philosophical discussion but if I view something as beautiful, that's the real reality! Would you date a girl you thought was the most gorgeous on the planet but everyone else thought was ugly?

Like this girl, you mean?