What can you tell me about London?

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

My Dream City....

Every Time I'm There, I have ....

[Spike 12,049]

@Term-X, Perhaps I should post this from now on for your benefit?

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

‘Go to London! I guarantee you’ll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London,stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.’ Couldn't resist a bit of Partridge

[iseah100 5,612]

Beautiful women

England

Dat accent....

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Dat accent....

Doesn't exist the way American TV likes to interpret.

Spikes right. English girls are shocking. So is our food. And our culture.

[Spike 12,049]

Doesn't exist the way American TV likes to interpret.

Spikes right. English girls are shocking. So is our food. And our culture.

Typical English slag: "Oi luv, howsabout I give ya a cheeky wankjob behind Nandos? Wanked off all yer mates, they a luv a bit of it"

[Spike 12,049]

[Fulham Broadway 16,845]

‘Go to London! I guarantee you’ll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London,stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.’ Couldn't resist a bit of Partridge

Classic.

Partridge to Sonia on London

''Cockney Sonja is an area of London where criminals live. The police don't arrest them because - and they are strict about this - they only slaughter their own, and they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like: 'mum' and 'stab'.''

[Billy. 2,742]

Ali who?

[Billy. 2,742]

Typical English slag: "Oi luv, howsabout I give ya a cheeky wankjob behind Nandos? Wanked off all yer mates, they a luv a bit of it"

all about getting one behind a Wimpy mate

[Eden Hazardous 17]

Ali who?

Holy f... When you said ali g I thought of this guy, but I always thought the man was Turkish LOL. Because there's a Turkish/Islamic as Ali. Now I'm shocked

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Holy f... When you said ali g I thought of this guy, but I always thought the man was Turkish LOL. Because there's a Turkish/Islamic as Ali. Now I'm shocked

You do know Ali G is Sacha Baron Cohen, right? AKA Borat & Bruno

If you're with your missus visit here: http://www.icebarlondon.com/

If you're not with her visit here: http://playboyclublondon.com/

Visit Leicester Sq at night. Go to the Odeon and watch a film, then go to a restaurant for dinner, visit a few clubs and then end the night in the Hippodrome Casino.

[iseah100 5,612]

Doesn't exist the way American TV likes to interpret.

Spikes right. English girls are shocking. So is our food. And our culture.

All of them? I'm sure there is non shocking ones. like the actresses.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

All of them? I'm sure there is non shocking ones. like the actresses.

In the grand scale there is, but you can't be coming to London looking for an actress-esque girl

[Term-X 7,891]

Doesn't exist the way American TV likes to interpret.

Spikes right. English girls are shocking. So is our food. And our culture.

Food we can agree on, not that in matters now we're multicultural. As for culture, we invented football.. enough said.

Every country has their mix of girls, we happen to have the ones the entire world pine over like Emma Watson and the Doctor Who girls.

[Term-X 7,891]

No other nationality self depreciates like us lot.

[iseah100 5,612]

In the grand scale there is, but you can't be coming to London looking for an actress-esque girl [emoji38]

Of course not. You're making it seem like there is nothing but grenades. There are beautiful girls everywhere and I'm going to find one in London an marry her[emoji16] [emoji4]. Don't crush my dream.

[Spike 12,049]

No other nationality self depreciates like us lot.

You haven't spent much time in Australia then.