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Australians always seem to be very patriotic when I've met them. Not to the degree of American's, but still seem to love their country.

That is because you are English. We will never be self-deprecating around the English. For one; we assume you wouldn't understand the nuances of culture and self-deprecation and you are fucking English we aren't going to give you cunts more ammo to talk down to us like you have been for the last century.

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You do know Ali G is Sacha Baron Cohen, right? AKA Borat & Bruno :lol:

If you're with your missus visit here: http://www.icebarlondon.com/

If you're not with her visit here: http://playboyclublondon.com/

Visit Leicester Sq at night. Go to the Odeon and watch a film, then go to a restaurant for dinner, visit a few clubs and then end the night in the Hippodrome Casino.

I realized it just today :D

Thanks for the advices, mate.

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Murica!! How do Europeans view Americans? I know Mexicans don't like them.

Patriotic, idiotic, overweight and patronising. That's obviously not all of them and I can hardly speak for all of Europe, not even for England, just myself, although I'm sure a few will agree.

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You do know Ali G is Sacha Baron Cohen, right? AKA Borat & Bruno :lol:

If you're with your missus visit here: http://www.icebarlondon.com/

If you're not with her visit here: http://playboyclublondon.com/

Visit Leicester Sq at night. Go to the Odeon and watch a film, then go to a restaurant for dinner, visit a few clubs and then end the night in the Hippodrome Casino.

Fuck me ... I still remember the lapdance I got at the Rhino Club ..... nom nom nom :yay:

http://spearmintrhino.com/#

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TBH England was the America before America was. The similarities run deep, just as fat and idiotic. You don't need to look past Essex and Geordie reality TV shows.

I disagree. We're nowhere near as stupid, obnoxious or overweight. Also if that's the case Australia is all of the above + convicts. Although you could argue they're stupider as they got caught for their crimes. Idiots.

Fuck me ... I still remember the lapdance I got at the Rhino Club ..... nom nom nom :yay:

http://spearmintrhino.com/#

Got to love a bit of Spearmint Rhino!

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Patriotic, idiotic, overweight and patronising. That's obviously not all of them and I can hardly speak for all of Europe, not even for England, just myself, although I'm sure a few will agree.

Not enough said. There are more adjectives for them and they "ain't no pretty"

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Got to love a bit of Spearmint Rhino!

Damn, I was at a conference in University College London and I went there with a girl. Turned out she was a (hot) lesbian and she wanted a lapdance. I asked (hurray for alcohol) if i could watch and we ended up both getting one in the same separate booth. Good times and WHAT A VIEW !!!!

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Damn, I was at a conference in University College London and I went there with a girl. Turned out she was a (hot) lesbian and she wanted a lapdance. I asked (hurray for alcohol) if i could watch and we ended up both getting one in the same separate booth. Good times and WHAT A VIEW !!!!

That sounds like a magical experience. You sire are a lucky man!

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I disagree. We're nowhere near as stupid, obnoxious or overweight. Also if that's the case Australia is all of the above + convicts. Although you could argue they're stupider as they got caught for their crimes. Idiots.

Got to love a bit of Spearmint Rhino!

So you are teling me that before America was the world's most hated country it wasn't England. Only enslaved, murdered, colonised, imperialised and warred with half of the world. :D England was the 'world police' that had to be a part of everything before America was.

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Patriotic, idiotic, overweight and patronising. That's obviously not all of them and I can hardly speak for all of Europe, not even for England, just myself, although I'm sure a few will agree.

Ouch...

Laughing stock of the world. Mexico is seen as America except Spanish with Drug Cartels.

Well damn...

I disagree. We're nowhere near as stupid, obnoxious or overweight. Also if that's the case Australia is all of the above + convicts. Although you could argue they're stupider as they got caught for their crimes. Idiots.

Got to love a bit of Spearmint Rhino!

This really hurt, guys... [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]
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So you are teling me that before America was the world's most hated country it wasn't England. Only enslaved, murdered, colonised, imperialised and warred with half of the world. :D England was the 'world police' that had to be a part of everything before America was.

We colonised the world properly. We didn't keep it a secret. We put our flag in the ground and fucked up anyone that wanted to argue it. America are all secretive and quiet about it, fat fucking pussies. :Goober:

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Australia and England are both overweight countries but aren't morbidly obese. I'm not the most in shape guy, but I'm not obese by any means, to be frank. The amount of obese people I've seen in the states is ridiculous. And to top it off Mexican children all seem to be fat as all fuck. America, Mexico and American Samoa all have land whales.

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