So who would you say?

[Melanicus 5,208]

But Mata and Eden do unspeakable things to each other at night... Mata even gives him lovebites on the pitch!

Just look. It's true love.

Because he's ridiculously good-looking? He could easily be the sixth member of One Direction, it shouldn't be possible for humans to be that photogenic.

I don't even swing that way, but the things I'd let Dave do to me...

Everyone has their opinions, I guess.

[Ollie 4,400]

We have a pretty vain team atm i bet lol, i think Eden shades it. Ballack and Carlo from when this vid was taken probably had good shouts.

[nachikethas 1,149]

Ballack kalou and Joe Cole from past teams

[EBH 283]

I think Oscar is like Kalou.. he looks like a innocent, a child... maybe that is why so many think he is good looking

[BlueLion. 21,491]

^ he always pulls weird faces, though. He must be a distant relative of Ancelotti as he does the thing with his eyebrow

[The Skipper 20,593]

The Skipper.

[Magic Lamps 11,668]

Ballack kalou and Joe Cole from past teams

I'd say Piazon, Lukaku, Bertrand, Lamps, Mata and Torres are all rather good looking. Mata's body is too small compared to his head and Cesar Azpilicueta looks good on first sight but on second sight you see the bottom half of his face is too big.

But you all forgot one, who, technically still in our first team squad, is without a doubt the best looking of them all.

all in all we always had a handsome squad. Other than Utd, who have always been collecting the ugliest shitfaces of all (Tevez, Rooney, Ferdinand, Nani, anderson, fletcher...)

[nachikethas 1,149]

Kalou is good looking than bertrand

[Azpinator 2,325]

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Who's the ugliest, then?

[Barbara 15,149]

imo the only beautiful man in the team is Azpilicueta. And Mourinho is a fox

There are cute guys: Torres, Eden, André, Ryan, Piazon, Mikel

There are nice guys: Oscar, Lamps, Cahill, Kalas,

Not cute, not ugly, somewhat charming: JT, Essien

Oddly charming: Ivan, Petr

I don't rate: van Ginkel, Ba, Mata, Kevin, Lukaku, Cole, Moses

The ugliest is Rami... Poor thing is a huge no-no.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

imo the only beautiful man in the team is Azpilicueta. And Mourinho is a fox

There are cute guys: Torres, Eden, André, Ryan, Piazon, Mikel

There are nice guys: Oscar, Lamps, Cahill, Kalas,

Not cute, not ugly, somewhat charming: JT, Essien

Oddly charming: Ivan, Petr

I don't rate: van Ginkel, Ba, Mata, Kevin, Lukaku, Cole, Moses

The ugliest is Rami... Poor thing is a huge no-no.

Woohoo! Go Team Dave!!

[King11Didier 916]

So,I went to search Eva's photo and to ask why don't you even mentioned her.But then in the search results I found something better.

[Mr Lover Lover 18]

Woohoo! Go Team Dave!!

imo the only beautiful man in the team is Azpilicueta. And Mourinho is a fox

There are cute guys: Torres, Eden, André, Ryan, Piazon, Mikel

There are nice guys: Oscar, Lamps, Cahill, Kalas,

Not cute, not ugly, somewhat charming: JT, Essien

Oddly charming: Ivan, Petr

I don't rate: van Ginkel, Ba, Mata, Kevin, Lukaku, Cole, Moses

The ugliest is Rami... Poor thing is a huge no-no.

That is a bit harsh on Ramires have you ever seen him smile he is a very handsome bloke

[Bir_CFC 3,455]

Ugh, I hate it when people call Azpi, Dave. Firstly, his last name is not hard to pronounce, it's pronounced exactly how it's spelled. Second, even if you don't want to use his last name, his first name is sexy as hell, Cesar! Fucking Cesar!

Back on topic - Really am not able to judge who is the sexiest, but Mata is a lovely man. I want him to marry my sister.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Ugh, I hate it when people call Azpi, Dave. Firstly, his last name is not hard to pronounce, it's pronounced exactly how it's spelled. Second, even if you don't want to use his last name, his first name is sexy as hell, Cesar! Fucking Cesar!

Back on topic - Really am not able to judge who is the sexiest, but Mata is a lovely man. I want him to marry my sister.

Dude, it's Dave, get over it

[kwylino 329]

I think i'll call azpi - ketchup .

Still think the most smexy player we've had in the last 10 years, ballack ... ahh :3

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Surprised no one said Cech: