André Schürrle

[CHOULO19 24,332]

If people really think Schurrle is BAD at defending, then I think we need to redefine that word in the dictionary.

Andre's defending reminds me of a puppy chasing a ball...

[Jase 43,479]

Andre's defending reminds me of a puppy chasing a ball...

I'm disappointed you went with the dog analogy, rather than the cat one...

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I read that he wrote in his blog today that it was mistake to force himself to exercise when he was ill. Not sure what he means though. Maybe one of our German members can translate that part in his blog.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I'm disappointed you went with the dog analogy, rather than the cat one...

That's because puppies have a lot of energy. Cats are lazy...

[Spike 12,049]

I'm disappointed you went with the dog analogy, rather than the cat one...

Schurrle is terrible at defending as a cat is an awful pet. There.

[Jase 43,479]

Schurrle is terrible at defending as a cat is an awful pet. There.

Seriously? That's the best you can come up with, even though you're dissing the cat?

[Spike 12,049]

Seriously? That's the best you can come up with, even though you're dissing the cat?

It's more creative then half of the rubbish you believe to be humour.

[Jase 43,479]

It's more creative then half of the rubbish you believe to be humour.

Awww, that's cute if you really think that.

[Spike 12,049]

Awww, that's cute if you really think that.

It is less thought and more an objective fact.

[Barbara 15,149]

Awww, that's cute if you really think that.

Merry Christimas, Jay

there you go, someone amused you

*hugs*

[Mufassir08 2,400]

Needs to improve fast or else he won't be here next season.

[DH1988 1,273]

Shocked if he's in the squad for spurs

Not offering anything at all last few weeks, yes he's been ill, needs fitness or sharpness, go play reserves aswell as first team training if that's the case but at the moment we play with a man down essentially.

Harsh I know but shape up or ship out.

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

Another virtually anonymous display. His acolytes will come and make excuses for him I'm certain. Very decent bloke on social media but nowhere near good enough for an elite team like Chelsea. He's not even manageably good like a Willian is. Willian might be toothless in attack most times, but his pace and exquisite technique means he's able to synchronize perfectly with the team. Schurrle's awful technique and one-dimensional style of play just can't enable him to do likewise. It's So bad in-fact that his very presence in the team hinders the entire fabric of our play.

It's not the first time Andre has been hauled off at half-time after an incredibly dismal performance that has a negative influence on the team, just this season alone I can think of Swansea at home and Maribor away just this season ALONE and other matches last season as well. That's simply unacceptable for a Chelsea footballer, even for a squad player. It means he can't be trusted. Jose won't baby-sit him any longer. It must have donned by now that Andre isn't good enough for Chelsea. He'll be sold in the summer to a lesser side.

[Bacika 188]

Give Salah a chance...he can't be worse than schurle for sure..

[Special Juan 27,429]

No surprise he was subbed, really average on and off the ball with offering little.

[didierforever 7,349]

very poor. all his good performances have come in europe for us. seems like he still has not settled well in PL. i will be shocked if he is in the squad for spurs and also that if this continues, he wont be a part of our squad next year. he is a pretty good player and seems to have a massive rep in bundesliga. so we wont be short of offers.

[Shakez 755]

Another virtually anonymous display. His acolytes will come and make excuses for him I'm certain. Very decent bloke on social media but nowhere near good enough for an elite team like Chelsea. He's not even manageably good like a Willian is. Willian might be toothless in attack most times, but his pace and exquisite technique means he's able to synchronize perfectly with the team. Schurrle's awful technique and one-dimensional style of play just can't enable him to do likewise. It's So bad in-fact that his very presence in the team hinders the entire fabric of our play.

It's not the first time Andre has been hauled off at half-time after an incredibly dismal performance that has a negative influence on the team, just this season alone I can think of Swansea at home and Maribor away just this season ALONE and other matches last season as well. That's simply unacceptable for a Chelsea footballer, even for a squad player. It means he can't be trusted. Jose won't baby-sit him any longer. It must have donned by now that Andre isn't good enough for Chelsea. He'll be sold in the summer to a lesser side.

This so much! Spot on post. I will be really really surprised he will still be here next season. He's probably lucky Salah is playing even worse, because we won't offload 2 wingers in january.

[Oscar 441]

I feel that andre needs to play a role similar to juan mata role in order for him to do well.

For a winger, he doesnt really provide great width and is always in the central area of the field.

However, he and costa are probably the most likely recipients to cesc's throughballs.