Why the F*ck is he in the side?

[Changingman_2000 876]

Gareth Hall

Dave Mitchell

Doug Rougvie (apart from THAT tackle against John Fashanu)

Peter Nicholas

[robdog 2,084]

Crespo was Awesome IMHO - remember this goal @ the library?

IMHO we need to add Christian Panucci to this list w/ his Flock of Seagull haircut

[Mustafa 885]

Crespo was Awesome IMHO - remember this goal @ the library?

IMHO we need to add Christian Panucci to this list w/ his Flock of Seagull haircut

Remember his goal at the DW stadium in Wigan's first game in the premier league ... Oh man ! WHAT A STRIKE ! Will never forget that moment

[chelsea maniac 40]

Yossi Torres Veron Bosnich Bogarde Sutton Fleck . thats about all I can think off at this moment

[NiclasCFC 2,582]

Shaun Wright-Fucking-Phillips....

[gary gordon 1,777]

Boulahrouz!!! Fucking Boulahrouz!

[nachikethas 1,149]

Jose Bosingwa 2008-2012

i never really liked him as player but his passion was millions more better than ladyboy c***t.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Gareth Hall

Dave Mitchell

Doug Rougvie (apart from THAT tackle against John Fashanu)

Peter Nicholas

I see your Gareth Hall and raise you an Andy Dow - that was the period when we seemed to buy a new left-back every year until we got Soxxy.

Then there were a few randoms like Laurent Charvet and Jes Hogh who were just place-fillers.

[butchercoat 60]

Years ago, in fact in the mists of time itself, a groan could be heard whenever the name Peter Houseman was announced. I never understood as I thought that he was a sound 'winger' Tony Hateley was another, our first , get this , £100,000 pound player and we used to say that we paid £99,999 for his head and ten bob each for his two feet, 'cos he was pants on the ground...... memories are made of this stuff, sounds like a song...

[Santiago. 1,500]

Boulahrouz!!! Fucking Boulahrouz!

He was a gem

[HNKS 508]

Have never been impressed by him nor Hazard at some moments, but it's their first season and it would be unwise to place judgement now

Your not impressed by Hazard? Lol This guy doesnt understand football.

[gary gordon 1,777]

He was a gem

He sure was. Never forget Jose face palming himself on the sideline watching him play LOL!

[Santiago. 1,500]

Your not impressed by Hazard? Lol This guy doesnt understand football.

Yup, cause I definitely said that. Shit Troll is shit

He goes missing in some matches, Swansea, QPR, Fulham, in matches where his performances were far from impressive. Placing judgement on his quality would be irational

[HNKS 508]

Yup, cause I definitely said that. Shit Troll is shit

He goes missing in some matches, Swansea, QPR, Fulham, in matches where his performances were far from impressive. Placing judgement on his quality would be irational

Which player doesnt have bad matches every now and then. Besides Mata, I believe Hazard has been the most influential. You seem to slate him at every given opportunity.

[Santiago. 1,500]

Which player doesnt have bad matches every now and then. Besides Mata, I believe Hazard has been the most influential. You seem to slate him at every given opportunity.

I would expect a player worth of 32mill and his wages would have performed better against those teams mentioned rather than go missing and start drama with the ball boy. But, yet AGAIN, I will state that it his first season and I am truly aware of the potential he can achieve in the future. Placing judgement already would be unwise

You however, failed to respond in your blatant and humorous error and trying to disclaim that I have football knowledge, ultimately making you look like a Twat.

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

We've had people who have been wastes with Chelsea...many players, but none quite like Torres. As expensive and useless as Chris Sutton was, we got rid of him after one year. Torres is an albatross around the neck of the club. He's making what, 170K? 180K a week for 3 more years? Who the hell is going to pay that? Everyone knows we paid 50M for him so selling him for a pittance would be embarrassing. I don't care though. It needs to be done. For the club to move on, he needs to go. Maybe he can regain his form elsewhere. I don't care. He just needs to go. I'm sick of him being a topic. I'm sick of players and managers making excuses for him. I'm just so tired of it all.

[butchercoat 60]

We've had people who have been wastes with Chelsea...many players, but none quite like Torres. As expensive and useless as Chris Sutton was, we got rid of him after one year. Torres is an albatross around the neck of the club. He's making what, 170K? 180K a week for 3 more years? Who the hell is going to pay that? Everyone knows we paid 50M for him so selling him for a pittance would be embarrassing. I don't care though. It needs to be done. For the club to move on, he needs to go. Maybe he can regain his form elsewhere. I don't care. He just needs to go. I'm sick of him being a topic. I'm sick of players and managers making excuses for him. I'm just so tired of it all.

Hang Tough the end might be in sight. Rumour has it that Cardiff might take him on loan........

[butchercoat 60]

£5.4 for Pierluigia Casirahgi and one goal might qualify him for this item, but he did surrcombe to a serious knee injury. However, prior to his injury he couldn't find the goal with both hands......or feet for that matter.