The Australian Discussion Thread featuring 7 years

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

But we're not Wales, we're New and South. Also I live in NSW

Still sheep shaggers!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

This is fast becoming the best thread on the forum. Well done Cap, you genius

Still sheep shaggers!

Wrong country mate

[capriccioso 2,545]

There will be scenes when the mods see this. Or will we get away with it because it's General Chat?

Also, we're now 14 posts short of overtaking The Sexy Women thread.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Still sheep shaggers!

I do believe you have us confused with New Zealanders. Kezza would be able to tell you more about that!

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

We're not spamming. As Spike said this is the Aussie thread. We are talking about Australia (And Wales). We're doing nothing wrong!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

We're not spamming. As Spike said this is the Aussie thread. We are talking about Australia (And Wales). We're doing nothing wrong!

Finally we Agree!

[Spike 12,049]

This is a Stralian Pub. We speak Stralian here and we get on the piss to get blind drunk. I like me women like I like me coffee full of whiskey and I straight up don't give a fuck about it.

Our bloody Prime Minister isn't even an Aussie she is from that place in England ya know? Wales, it a town in London I heards.

[capriccioso 2,545]

An update on....Tottenham place, there is another plot of land available at 'Guardian Street'. I hope we get that.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I see a couple of foreigners browsing. Please post, we won't say "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL" like many of our countrymen

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

If I moved to Australia, would I be considered a foreigner?

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

If I moved to Australia, would I be considered a foreigner?

If you were 3 metres high, would you be considered tall?

[capriccioso 2,545]

If I moved to Australia, would I be considered a foreigner?

Yeah.

Spike is the only non-foreigner here. KOF isn't white and I'm, of course, half Sri Lankan-Indian.

To qualify as an Aussie you must satisfy the following:

• Look white
  
• Have an English first and surname
  
• Preferably be Protestant
  
• Must enjoy beer
  
• Must like either Aussie Rules or Rugby
  
• Must have an Australian accent.
  
• Must under no circumstance support any English national sporting team.
  
• Must have a casually racist attitude towards foreigners
  
• Must dislike football and consistently refer to it as a game for "Poofters, wogs and sheila's".
  
• Must dislike East Asian automobile drivers
  

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

Yeah.

Spike is the only non-foreigner here. KOF isn't white and I'm, of course, half Sri Lankan-Indian.

To qualify as an Aussie you must satisfy the following:

• Look white
  
• Have an English first and surname
  
• Preferably be Protestant
  
• Must enjoy beer
  
• Must like either Aussie Rules or Rugby
  
• Must have an Australian accent.
  

After a few months I'd have an accent. I love rugby, especially Origin of State.......And I can acquire the taste of beer. YAY IM AUSSIE

[capriccioso 2,545]

After a few months I'd have an accent. I love rugby, especially Origin of State.......And I can acquire the taste of beer. YAY IM AUSSIE

Look at the expanded list

The second last point will certainly trip you up!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Origin of State

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

I meant state of origin jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

[capriccioso 2,545]

Surely that was a joke?

Also, the list for Queenslanders:

• Must believe that daylight savings are a communist plot designed to bring down the great state of Queensland.
  
• Must believe that daylight savings will cause cows to "Not know when to wake up!".
  
• Must drink XXXX Beer instead of water.
  
• Must help import Pacific Islander rugby players to play for the state of Queensland in rugby.
  
• Must believe that Matthew Hayden deserves a Knighthood.
  
• Must regard Aussie Rules as a game inspired by the Devil, designed to bring down the great state of Queensland.
  

[capriccioso 2,545]

I meant state of origin jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Typos like that are unacceptable errors. Sport is the most important part of our national culture, you sit through our citizenship test with a laissez-faire attitude like that and you'll fail!