capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 I see a couple of foreigners browsing. Please post, we won't say "FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL" like many of our countrymen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,329 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 If I moved to Australia, would I be considered a foreigner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 If I moved to Australia, would I be considered a foreigner?If you were 3 metres high, would you be considered tall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 If I moved to Australia, would I be considered a foreigner?Yeah.Spike is the only non-foreigner here. KOF isn't white and I'm, of course, half Sri Lankan-Indian.To qualify as an Aussie you must satisfy the following:Look whiteHave an English first and surnamePreferably be ProtestantMust enjoy beerMust like either Aussie Rules or RugbyMust have an Australian accent.Must under no circumstance support any English national sporting team.Must have a casually racist attitude towards foreignersMust dislike football and consistently refer to it as a game for "Poofters, wogs and sheila's".Must dislike East Asian automobile drivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,329 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Yeah.Spike is the only non-foreigner here. KOF isn't white and I'm, of course, half Sri Lankan-Indian.To qualify as an Aussie you must satisfy the following:Look whiteHave an English first and surnamePreferably be ProtestantMust enjoy beerMust like either Aussie Rules or RugbyMust have an Australian accent.After a few months I'd have an accent. I love rugby, especially Origin of State.......And I can acquire the taste of beer. YAY IM AUSSIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 After a few months I'd have an accent. I love rugby, especially Origin of State.......And I can acquire the taste of beer. YAY IM AUSSIELook at the expanded list The second last point will certainly trip you up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Origin of State Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,329 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I meant state of origin jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 Surely that was a joke? Also, the list for Queenslanders:Must believe that daylight savings are a communist plot designed to bring down the great state of Queensland.Must believe that daylight savings will cause cows to "Not know when to wake up!".Must drink XXXX Beer instead of water.Must help import Pacific Islander rugby players to play for the state of Queensland in rugby.Must believe that Matthew Hayden deserves a Knighthood.Must regard Aussie Rules as a game inspired by the Devil, designed to bring down the great state of Queensland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Share Posted July 5, 2012 I meant state of origin jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezTypos like that are unacceptable errors. Sport is the most important part of our national culture, you sit through our citizenship test with a laissez-faire attitude like that and you'll fail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,329 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 7 YEARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Surely that was a joke? Also, the list for Queenslanders:Must believe that daylight savings are a communist plot designed to bring down the great state of Queensland.Must believe that daylight savings will cause cows to "Not know when to wake up!".Must drink XXXX Beer instead of water.Must help import Pacific Islander rugby players to play for the state of Queensland in rugby.Must believe that Matthew Hayden deserves a Knighthood.Must regard Aussie Rules as a game inspired by the Devil, designed to bring down the great state of Queensland.Cap, I love you, you make me laugh so fucking much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Yeah.Spike is the only non-foreigner here. KOF isn't white and I'm, of course, half Sri Lankan-Indian.To qualify as an Aussie you must satisfy the following:Look whiteHave an English first and surnamePreferably be ProtestantMust enjoy beerMust like either Aussie Rules or RugbyMust have an Australian accent.Must under no circumstance support any English national sporting team.Must have a casually racist attitude towards foreignersMust dislike football and consistently refer to it as a game for "Poofters, wogs and sheila's".Must dislike East Asian automobile driversEver since Germany '06 the attitude towards Football has changed a lot.If I moved to Australia, would I be considered a foreigner?Yes and no. Among Anglo-Saxon Aussies like myself you would be accepted much more quickly and receive a much friendlier reception than the Indians or Lebonese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,329 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 much friendlier reception than the Indians or Lebonese.So if I moved to Australia Cap wouldn't like me? Fuck you Cap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Yes and no. Among Anglo-Saxon Aussies like myself you would be accepted much more quickly and receive a much friendlier reception than the Indians or Lebonese.Really? I think it's the opposite (in my experience). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Surely that was a joke? Also, the list for Queenslanders:Must believe that daylight savings are a communist plot designed to bring down the great state of Queensland.Must believe that daylight savings will cause cows to "Not know when to wake up!".Must drink XXXX Beer instead of water.Must help import Pacific Islander rugby players to play for the state of Queensland in rugby.Must believe that Matthew Hayden deserves a Knighthood.Must regard Aussie Rules as a game inspired by the Devil, designed to bring down the great state of Queensland.1. Not a communist plot...we believe it some sort of indoctrination into becoming a New Zealander2. Mate, daylight savings makes no sense to me. We get like 14 hours of dalight in Queensland, it pointless and annoying having more.3. Urban myth.4. Where else are they going to play?5. Don't be an idiot he already is.6. It almost happened once. Almost. For three years (2001-2003) Satan or Jason Akermanis as we call him almost brought down our state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Really? I think it's the opposite (in my experience).So if I moved to Australia Cap wouldn't like me? Fuck you Cap!I think you have misunderstood me. I was saying he will have an easier welcome being an Englishman than he would being from India or Lebanon. I'm not saying that the Indians and Lebonese aren't nice to foreigners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 hello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I think you have misunderstood me. I was saying he will have an easier welcome being an Englishman than he would being from India or Lebanon. I'm not saying that the Indians and Lebonese aren't nice to foreigners.Ah OK, my bad.helloHello lol, you must be confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,329 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 helloOUTSIDER!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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