Would you buy any of this rubbish merchandise?

[Spike 12,049]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1136718-chelsea-fc-30-very-strange-pieces-of-blues-retail-merchandise/page/31

I almost died of laughter when I saw that blank key.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

lol @ the Toilet papper I'd buy the toaster, though

[Ollie 4,400]

The Toilet paper is legendary, i will certainly buy some of the Arsenal one.

Chelsea toilet paper!

Available for £3.99, what better way to show your love for the Blues than wiping your...wait a minute, shouldn’t a Chelsea fan be buying the Tottenham or Arsenal or Manchester United toilet paper if they really love their club?

I guess it’s all subjective.

The picture clearly shows Man Utd toilet paper so i'm guessing we'd sell Man Utd, Arsenal, Tottenham etc.

I'd love to wipe my arse with Arsenal toilet paper, i'd actually eat a lot just to force myself to have a shit to give myself an reason to do it.

I must admit, there are a handful of things there i would buy.

[Madmax 9,219]

Gourlay's been busy.

[Spike 12,049]

http://www.e-condom.org/footballcondom.html

Japan is my favourite country in the world.

[Amblève. 4,995]

I'd buy the toaster too. Looks like a good investment to me

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

LOL at the mirror.

I'd buy the duckie and Drogs action figure.

[Wilson 358]

I have the boxer shorts and mini boxing gloves, my little bro has the Xbox controller skin. The Drogba figure is cool lol.

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Oh lordy I have random bit of that... mum has a mini ghome from me....I have a duck..and for some reason a Cech duck lol...not sure why!Just seemed a good idea at the time..air fresher though not so weird :S ,snow globe....Uncle brought my nan a Chels stress ball...and I have the mirror hahahha!!!

I have some random crap...though the dog coat just ehhhh

[Billy. 2,742]

my misses got me the key for xmas already cut i think its cool i got the one with the ground on it, ive got the skin for the ps3 aswell

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

The question shouldnt be would you buy it but rather why havent you bought it.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

Got the mini boxing gloves hanging from the cars rear view mirror

[Grillinnap 129]

I'd buy that 360 controller skin.

[bloody 209]

http://www.e-condom....ballcondom.html

Japan is my favourite country in the world.

http://9gag.com/gag/3814927

[DavBlue 57]

Is it wrong that I looked at this list and saw a few things I'd actually like to buy?

[capriccioso 2,545]

The Chelsea air freshener isn't too bad, I might actually buy that. As for the rest,